The most annoying Warhammer joke ever created...

[dewolfe]

Found this, and thought some people might be really bored.


There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied: "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.

On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. May I marry your daughter now?"

"OK."

:werd:

[Cailet]

Hehehehe. It's almost as long (and stupid) as the banana and a piece if string joke. I've been wondering what that bit in LOTN was about for months now.

[nelson]

Great, loved it...!

ok, now you have to tell us what is the banana and a piece if string joke???

Nelson.

[Cailet]

OMG. I'll tell you tomorrow, I haven't the time right now.

[Majestyk]

that joke sucks.

[Volsung]

hahaha, do you want to hear the Joke about the Blue and Yellow marine?..... :p

[Cailet]

Go ahead.

which joke sucks? I assume you mean the B/W SM on a B/W bike.

[ÜberJumper]

hahaha almost as good as the purple joke.

[Cmdr_Adeon]

I like shaggy dog jokes.

[senor_kickass]

I like french jokes.

Bob: Hey, Joe, Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
Joe:?
Bob: Cuz' the German Army likes to march in the shade!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Man, one of the mods is gonna see this and be all like, RASCIST, or FRENCH HATER, and be all like :banned: :banned: :banned:

[BlackTemplar]

:wtf:



:wtf2:


I don't get it.

[TheWatcher]

You don't get it?

Sigh.

1940 - German invasion of France.
1914 - German invasion of France.
1870 (i beleive) - German invasion of France.

Seeing the pattern? Getting it now? ;)

[Cailet]

Not really racist that one (except under the PC laws of english schools). I like it.

btw is this now the 'joke' thread because if it is we need to change the title.

[TheWatcher]

Naw there's another one...I think this was just one joke in particular. Unless this has become none-Warhammer related (funny starting with a Warhammer joke) and the other one's Warhammer-related?

[BrianGeneral]

What a joke.
I hate those conversation like this:

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."


This make me laugh,though:D
Where you find it?

[BlackTemplar]

You don't get it?

Sigh.

1940 - German invasion of France.
1914 - German invasion of France.
1870 (i beleive) - German invasion of France.

Seeing the pattern? Getting it now?


No, numbnuts, I get your joke, that's really damn old. I dont see what's funny with the Black and White SM one.

[No Surrender]

It's so repeditive that you think to yourself "it has to be good" and then it drops some anti climactic ending on you.

[BlackTemplar]

That's what I figured.

At any rate, I'm not impressed.
(which I suppose is the point.)


;)

[Fend]

the german invasion of france joke was funnier

[Shadowsword8]

You don't get it?

Sigh.

1940 - German invasion of France.
1914 - German invasion of France.
1870 (i beleive) - German invasion of France.

Seeing the pattern? Getting it now? ;)


You don't get it.

1940: The Germans surprised the Frenchs armies by Violating their NAP with Belgians, so they had the advantage of attacking by the flank (in addition of their technological and numerical advantages, granted by superior natural ressources and population).
Those who keep gloating over France for this should really look at the Pearl Harbor battle, where Japaneses forces, outnumbered and strapped for oil, kicked your butts up one way and down the other.

1914: Germans soldiers went in France, fighted a bloody war, and were repelled back by French soldiers, who then took the war on German ground.

1870: France lost the war against Germany. Is that surprising? Germans had more population, so more soldiers.

Before 1870: Napoleon Bonaparte (a French general) invaded most of the European continent and a really big chunk of Russia before being forced to retreat due to logistical needs impossible to fullfill.



I'm really growing tired of French bashing. I saw this all too often since France dared say no to the almighty US, and I don't want to see all that mud-throwing crap in this forum.

[Captain Taco]

you want a joke?

the french army.

(notice that I agreed with the french's position on the iraq issue, but that pissed me off even more)

you know that you've screwed up when your country throws a war and the germans don't want to fight...

[Shadowsword8]

What do you really know about the French army? What make you think YOUR army (who is bigger) is BETTER?

You remind me of a guy who tought that every single american, civil or military, was way better than a Chinese military (who was nothing more than canon fodder from his point of view).

Next time you want to show your arrogance, choose another subject.





I think this theard should be closed now, before it get worse.

[JStallion]

Those who keep gloating over France for this should really look at the Pearl Harbor battle, where Japaneses forces, outnumbered and strapped for oil, kicked your butts up one way and down the other.

Yeah we outnumbered them, big deal. If you've got a well armed hit and run force that had planned out the coming ambush for months against an unaware enemy that didn't get nearly the same chance or amount of time to get its own fighters up in defense then yeah, you're gonna win. Look what happened afterward though when the U.S. did have time to prepare, they won the war in the pacific, but when France had time, did they win? No. Then we had time to go over and help Europe who desperately needed it, mostly France (again).

I can't bash on France TOO much though because of the revolutionary war, its debatable to say there would be no U.S. without them, BUT we saved them twice, they helped us out once, so its 2-1 ;)

I'm not saying the U.S. is uber and all else is n00b; but please don't say something like "you should look at Pearl Harbor" when that was one battle and we ended up winning the war by ourselves whereas France got its @$$ kicked yet again and needed foreign help because they couldn't do it themselves.

[Thalasion]

You wanna keep this at least somewhere near on topic before it gets locked, and who realy cares who won or lost each individual battle over the past 100 or so years?

[peer]

that was one battle and we ended up winning the war by ourselves

ahahahahahahaha





oh yeah, locked. You should all be ashamed.