Madmerchants JPEG Challenge 2004!

[madmerchant]

Madmerchants JPEG Challenge 2004
The aim of this challenge is to complete the list below by linking the JPEG's you found to match the request. First to complete the list using all UNIQUE links WINS* !!!!

* the prize is my love and free cuddles for 1 week.

The Rules
+ All links must be .jpg files. No .gif or any other format allowed.
+ The link must be clickable. use URL tags to help you.
+ If you use a link that someone else used, please find another. If they are below you in the posting order, you may keep your link as you found it first, the person below you must change theirs. If your post is edited, then that time/date is used.
+ Google is your friend.

Example of a completed entry:

1. A coke bottle
http://www.cs.uu.nl/~gerard/RadioCorner/Fotos/CokeBot.jpg


The List

EASY....
1. A cartoon elephant.
2. An empty police car.
3. A confused person.
4. A crucifix.
5. A Can of Coke.
6. A can of Beer.
7. A picture with a frame.
8. A Biro.
9. A Curtain rail.
10. A spanner.

MEDIUM...
11. An unpainted Space Marine Scout
12. 2 or more Mice
13. A pair of black handled scissors
14. A picture of Jesus Christ
15. A used paintbrush
16. A lump of copper ore
17. Several mugs (filled with any drink)
18. A red bikini
19. A black and white picture of the Empire State building.

HARD....
20. A forklift truck carrying crates of beer.
21. A man wearing a pink tie.
22. A man being tramped by an elephant.
23. A picture of someones business card from Hong Kong.
24. A detailed map of the southernmost city in Kenya.
25. Someone holding a lit firework in daylight.
26. A black car with 2 flat tires (ONLY 2)
27. A Policeman helping to get a cat from a tree.
28. A picture of a woman wearing a pair of angel wings.
29. A gothic woman laughing.

SUPER HARD....
29. Arnold Schwartznegger, 3 women, and a man with sunglasses in it. (ALL IN THE SAME PICTURE.)
30. A child playing with a chainsaw.



Well. You got your list! I'll be giving my cuddles to the lucky first person!

[iwanthw2]

Question... do the .jpgs have to be photographs?

30. http://bridgeschildcare.org/program/chainsaw.jpg
29. http://www.tribalmessenger.org/headlines/images/Schwarzenegger%20recites%20the%20Pledge%20of%20Allegiance.jpg or http://www.cnn.com/2003/images/08/07/top.schwarzenegger.thurs2.jpg

[A7K]

1. A cartoon elephant.
http://www.neshobacentral.com/Nces_Staff/KG/Elephant_-_Cartoon_03.jpg
2. An empty police car.
http://www.house.gov/jerrylewis/AmboyCop.jpg
3. A confused person.
http://www.jetro.co.uk/images/man-confused.jpg
4. A crucifix.
http://www.maeta.com/crucifix.jpg
5. A Can of Coke.
http://www.geocities.com/asiancokecans/cancokevanillamalaysia.jpg
6. A can of Beer.
http://chrismiles.info/figures/simpsons/images/DuffBeerCards1.jpg

30.Child with a chainsaw
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/10.23.02/gifs/halloweird-0243.jpg

easy

APOC

[Stealth]

Arnie w/ five women: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39425000/jpg/_39425438_arnie2ap300.jpg

:P

[madmerchant]

I did say "COMPLETE" the list didnt I.....

Edit - Stealth...NO SUNGLASSES!

[Stealth]

Bah!

[Ash]

1. A cartoon elephant.
http://www.ehcc.clarityconnect.com/gifs/white%20elephant.gif
2. An empty police car.
http://www.ci.knightdale.nc.us/photos/police/Police%20Car.jpg
3. A confused person.
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~gng/confused.jpg
4. A crucifix.
http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/rstrohl/images/crucifix.jpg
5. A Can of Coke.
http://uranus.it.swin.edu.au/~jn/images/coke-can.jpg
6. A can of Beer.
http://www.geocities.com/tbartolacci/beercans/can00770.jpg
7. A picture with a frame.
http://ctein.com/framed.jpg
8. A Biro.
http://www.officedepot.com/pictures/sk/md/323004_sk_md.jpg
9. A Curtain rail.
http://www.nmfoundation.org/extra_long_shower_curtain.jpg
10. A spanner.
http://www.mascottools.com/gifs/art-24-spanner.jpg

11. An unpainted Space Marine Scout
http://www.hillcity-comics.com/role_play/gw/8002F.gif
12. 2 or more Mice
http://tollefsen.wustl.edu/mice.gif
13. A pair of black handled scissors
http://petulina.euweb.cz/obrazky/16/scissors.jpg
14. A picture of Jesus Christ
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/jesus_loves.jpg
15. A used paintbrush
http://www.unionwebdesign.com/gallery/paintbrush.jpg
16. A lump of copper ore
http://www.dreamworlds.org/images/Copper%20Ore%20Crystals.JPG
17. Several mugs (filled with any drink)
http://plus.maths.org/issue26/puzzle/puzzle1.jpg
18. A red bikini
http://di.image.eshop.msn.com/img/sinv/2419/1/1035882.jpg
19. A black and white picture of the Empire State building.
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/wwii/jb_wwii_empire_1_e.jpg

20. A forklift truck carrying crates of beer.
http://www.abdi.org/WhoWeAre/forklift%20with%20beer.jpg
21. A man wearing a pink tie.
http://www.bradfordshellhammer.com/pics/pinktie.jpg
22. A man being tramped by an elephant.
http://www.khosla.com/cityboiledbeans/Images/blessing.jpg
23. A picture of someones business card from Hong Kong.
http://rentaroomhk.com/buscard.gif
24. A detailed map of the southernmost city in Kenya.
http://www.diani.info/NiceImmages/MombasaMap.JPG
25. Someone holding a lit firework in daylight.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hkzdNkfSwv8J:http://www.firework-review.org.uk/i/sparkler_right2.jpg
26. A black car with 2 flat tires (ONLY 2)
http://zero-kelvin.com/imgsrc/031002/rose-creek-flat-tires.jpg
27. A Policeman helping to get a cat from a tree.
http://ci.ridgefield-park.nj.us/firedept/photos/cat7x.JPG
28. A picture of a woman wearing a pair of angel wings.
http://www.motherplucker.com/butterflywings/chandellangelwings.jpg
29. A gothic woman laughing.
http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~giolla/goth/whitby/00-act2/saturday/Image5.jpg

29. arnie, three women, man wearing shades
http://ofuxico.uol.com.br/images/noticias/23737900_1062787147.jpg
30. kid with chainsaw
http://www.drpsychotic.com/movies/horror/chainsaw_kid.jpg

My half hour back, please.

[edited for a broken link or two]

[Stealth]

Bah, I thought he meant Arnold with sunglasses, so I gave up. ;)

[iwanthw2]

Does mine count?

[jetfx]

1.Cartoon Elephant (http://forums.relicnews.com/member.php?u=1276)

2.Empty Police Car (http://www.bcstandard.com/News/2001/0808/Community/024p2_lg.jpg)

3.Confused Person (http://www.clayheadkings.com/pix/dump/Daniel%20and%20Lauras%20Wedding/married%20shot%20-%20daniel%20laura%20-%20confusion.jpg)

4.Crucifix (http://www.nebraskastudies.org/0700/media/0701_013001.jpg)

5. Can of Coke (http://www.gopfun.com/gulfwar2pics/coke.jpg)

6.Can of Beer (http://www.geocities.com/tbartolacci/beercans/can01020.jpg)

7.Framed Picture (http://www.megalithic.co.uk/shop/black_frame_l.jpg)

8.A Biro (http://www.northwestweeds.nsw.gov.au/images/Cacto%20with%20biro%20for%20scale%20web.jpg)

9.Curtain Rail (http://www.aliceinwonderland.net/doll/psycho.jpg)

10. Bloody Britsh terms. Spanner (http://perso.wanadoo.fr/echecs.espalion.daniel.sequies/spanner.jpg)

More to come

[Ash]

I win

[jetfx]

Madz:
First to complete the list using all UNIQUE links WINS* !!!!

[Ash]

which aren't unique?

[edit] as far as I know, all of the images I have were unique at the time of posting (unique = nobody else had the exact same image)

[Stealth]

I'd say the "pink tie" the man is wearing looks more like fuschia.

Duhhh. ;)

[Reignfire]

I think by 'unique' he means different sites entirely.

[Taiidan Admiral]

Okk....this is a strange little contest.
Asheshi wins. =)

[El Russo]

I think by 'unique' he means different sites entirely.
Doubt it, the only way links cannot be unique is if they are of the same picture, on the same site, etc. It means you cannot use links that others before you have.

IMO, of course. And I presume Asheshi won, but can't be bothered to verify.

[Cyberus]

He didn't if you ask me the elephant guy isn't being trampled, the tires don't look flat to me and it's a fireman saving the kitten not a policeman to name the few i noticed.

[SvK]

He also used a few GIFs, which are not JPEGs.

[madmerchant]

Adeshi....


NO GIF IMAGES!
Elephant is not trampling that man.
That car does not have flat tires, they are fully inflated.


Almost there....

[Ash]

the tires are flat. i checked the context of the image when i did the search and it was a blog along the lines of "HOLY SHITE I BLEW BOTH PASSENGER SIDE TIRES ON MY JEEP"

i kid you not


that said, i'm too lazy to finish this up, so if anyone can "fill in my blanks," (the GIFs, the elephant) they are welcome to have my other images

[Colonel]

i once sat on a wasp at school..
it stung my bum

and i cried..

i was only 6

[madmerchant]

owned by colonel =/

[Handarazuur]

I have MS Paint.