What else can be achieve with the power of the moustache?

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We have already established that using the power of the moustache, Saddam can turn War into Funk!

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/613/saddamelvisoj8.jpg

but what else is the power of the moustache capable of?

[pictures of extrodinary moustache feats and exclamation marks are required in this thread : P ]