If you ever feel like your the dumbest person on Earth.....

[TheBob]

Look here. (http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/)

It's a list of stories of people who die or injure themselves in ways unimaginably dumb.

I'm shure I'm going to get flamed for posting this: "Yeah, like your any smarter." or "Death isn't funny. Masochist!."

[Langy]

Darwin Awards rule! The best one I heard about was the one in which some guys were playing with a landmine one of 'em found in their backyard. They each were dared to jump on it or somesuch, and when one of them did, it blew him up.

[TheBob]

LOL. That was pretty dumb. Landmines get MORE unstable over time, not unactive.

[SquidDNA]

Darwin awards are fun.

The only reason you could potentially get flamed is that a relatively high number of people already know about them.

[F.A.]

Originally posted by TheBob
LOL. That was pretty dumb. Landmines get MORE unstable over time, not unactive.

says an expert on landmines?

[Kheturus]

Have you heard of that site www.yahoo.com ? Apparently, you just type in a word and it finds sites about that subject.

[eadipus]

the guys who played russian roulette with a semi automatic pistol is pretty good.

and they've been around for ages.

[RBA-Wintrow]

"Don't call his mom"

He cut off his own balls?
AuAuch :(

*goes of thinking about elastics*

[cool_man]

I happen to like the one when a guy is trying to take a coke out of a coke machine and it falls on the guy. roofle owned scrub

[skywalker]

cool_man: The statistics say (elsewhere) that over 30 people die from tipping vending machines each year. And then their families sue pepsi. God bless america.

[Nova]

And then most of the cases are thrown out as the judges laugh at them.

I heard on the radio the other day, while they were talking about stranges statistics, that atleast one person a year dies from choking on a pen.

[Uzod I]

And then there's the thing that my ARO teacher was talking about a while back. People would crash into telephone poles and sue the telephone companies, who would just pay the ppl off because it would be cheaper than bringing it to court.

You know the Pinto? The car company (Ford?) decided that it would be cheaper to pay ppl off who were injured from the exploding gas tank than to change the design.

No wonder America is so sue happy :rolleyes:

[Alpha_Monkey]

Not quite the same wierd stat, but...

It's more unhealthy to spend an hour (?) on the London Underground than to smoke 20 a day. A certain type of fungus can only be found there...

[$iLk]

here. (http://www.rp.orionfleet.com/misc/youare.swf)

[Fitz]

wb $ilk i just wanted to be the first to say
FUCK OFF

[$iLk]

But thanks for the intellectual input. I was simply trying to offer a little bit of "humor" that coincides with the title of this thread.

I had no idea that "someone who believes they are the dumbest person on Earth" would reply with a flame so quickly, nor that they would be offended by the truth that they themselves accept.

It has always been a policy of "punish the messenger" when the truth comes out.

I feel for you friend.

[Fitz]

hi you may not remember me but i remember you as a loud-mouth, ignorant, racist fuckwit with nothing to add of any value to any conversation ever. plz to be crawling back under which ever rock you emerged from. good bye.

http://freelance.guidestone.com/chris/finger.jpg

ps. srrys soul i tried. just not very hard

[ionfish]

If ever I feel like the dumbest person on earth, I can always rely on a thread like this to restore my faith in my boundless intelligence... :rolleyes:

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