the pants game

[IgnusDei]

For those uncommon with the game, replace any words from your favorite movie (or game) quote. Hilarity will ensue.

"I find your lack of pants disturbing" -Darth Vader.

[Walker]

In pants, no-one can hear you scream

[bluevorlon]

I am jack's complete lack of pants. - Fight Club

[Tronno]

My pants are augmented. - Deus Ex

[Aquarius]

"I am pants free"

[reki]

"pants on, pants off.. pants on, pants off..." Mr Miyagi - The Karate Kid.

[The5thElephant]

"Luke....I am your pants...." - Darth Pants

[reki]

"For the universe of Dune, the fulcrum of the tripod is pants. Without pants, the Guild cannot navigate through space." Paul Maub'dib - Dune

[Aquarius]

"WE WILL NOT BE PANTSED!" Bentusi - Homeworld: Cataclysm

[Reaver]

"I'm plenty of pants"
"Oh course you are" - Some James Bond movie i forget the name of.

[Alpha_1]

Wouldn't that be something like 'The name is Pants, Docker Pants'. Or some such? Bond always says 'Bond, James Bond'.




My interjection: 'Use the Pants, Luke, use the pants. Let yourself go and use the Pants....'

Episode 4 trench run.



Makes me think of Dumb and Dumber when they were mopeding to the ski resort "my that's warm".LOL

[BunsenHoneydew]

"No, no. Don't pants him; you'll only make him mad!"

Blazing Saddles

[ceejayoz]

"There are no pants."
- The Matrix

[Uzod I]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning..."

[TheGunslinger]

"There can be only pants!" Highlander (movie/TV/etc)

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Pants." Wizard of Oz

"My God, it's full of pants!" 2001, A Space Odessey

"But I was going down to Tochi Station to buy some pants!" Luke Skywalker, Episode 4

"Where does he get those wonderful pants?" The Joker, Batman

"Yippee-kai-yay, pants!" John MacLane, Die Hard

"You actually go out in this?"
"What would you prefer? Pants?" Wolverine and Cyclops, X-Men


That's what my diseased sleep-deprived mind could come up with. Hope you like em.

[SquidDNA]

"No matter wear your pants, there you are."

--Buckaroo Banzai

[Rent-a-Zilla]

"Gondor has no pants... Gondor needs no pants..." - Boromir, LOTR.

(nicked from somewhere else)

[Xypher]

"We are gettting pantsed out here fleet" - Homeworld Pilot : Homeworld

"Uh... C..C..Corbin my man. I don't have any pants" - RubyRod : 5th Element

"Question asked, question answered. Thread pantsed" - Soul : Relic Boards

"I WILL PANTS YOU ALL" - GAN : The GAN Saga

[GuaRRand]

"It's a pants life"

"Mi pants et tu pants"

"The pants never fall far from the body"

"Go ahead.....make my pants"

"We'll be right back , after these words of my pants"

"FREEEEEEEEE.....FREEEEE FREEEEE FREEEEEE..MY PAAANTS"

-END-

[Vaarok]

"Serious pants for serious people."


And you do realize how overused this thread is. My sisters' forum has upwards of 300 posts on their last pants quotes game thread alone.

[reki]

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our PAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTSSSS!!!!!!!!" - william wallace, braveheart


"Pants & Honour" - Gladiator

[Harmanoff]

"The pants Ramon. Always aim for the pants." -For a fistfull of dollars

"I believe in God. And the only thing that scares me.. is pants." -The usual suspects

(great thread. Hilarious. :D )

[ÜberJumper]

"I say we take off and pants the entire site from orbit...." - Ripley, Aliens

"I'll be pants" - Terminator, Terminator.

[Thorn]

"The captain seems to think you're some sort of pants."
-Jack Ryan, The Hunt for Red October

[Gazbeans]

"Your pants are weak,old man" Star Wars

"These pants are now the ultimate power in the universe!!!!!!" Star Wars

"Pants????Illinois Pants????I hate Illinois Panties!!!!!!" Blues Brothers

"Let out some pants,Bennett" Commando

[ÜberJumper]

"I say we pants this rat f*%$ son of a b*&$% right now!" - Hudson, Aliens (kudos to my co-worker for that one).

"Get away from pants you b&*$%!" - Ripley, Aliens

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing pants!" - The Pilot, Airplane!

"Tetsou is our friend, if anyone gets to pants him, it should be us!" - Kaneda, Akira

"Well, sir, seems to me, God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine pants of warfare." - Jackson, Saving Ryan's Privates

"What the f*&% is he talking about? What's going on over there? What's in the pants? What's in the pants? WHAT'S IN THE F*&%ING PANTS!" - Detective Mills, Se7en

[Walker]

One day my son, all this will be pants

106 Miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants. Hit it

Go ahead, punk; make my pants

Don't call me pants

Mrs Robinson, are you trying to pants me?

Do the world a favour; pull your pants over your head and swallow

Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants

You don't understand! I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender... I coulda been pants

So let it be written, so let it be pants

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in pants anymore

I think this is the start of a pants relationship

Shit! What? Pants. No? Yeah. Shit!

Pants? We ain't got no pants. We don't need no pants. I don't have to show you any stinkin' pants!

[ÜberJumper]

ps. www.moviequotes.com

[Mnementh]

"When you kill one it is a tradgedy, when you kill 10 million, its is pants" -Stalin RA1

[SajuukCor]

The pants is out there... - X-Files

Today, we celebrate our Pants Day - ID4

I'm Pants-Man - Spider-Man: The Moive

Why make billions when we can make... pants? - Austin Powers

I shall call him... Mini-Pants - Austin again

Houston we have a pants - Apollo 13

I'm going to make you a pants you can't refuse - Godfather

[eadipus]

These are not the pants you are looking for.

welcome to pantsville, population - you.

Guns 'n Pants

Enter the Pants

[Alpha_Monkey]

"I'm giving serious consideration to eating your pants" - Hannibal

[Walker]

Ehe, nice one.

I ate his pants with fava beans and a nice chianti... <funny slurp thing>

[Uzod I]

"You can't handle the pants!"

[doomaz]

i sense a great disturbance in the pants!

the pants can have a strong influence on a weak mind!

watch your pants kid, or you´re gonna find yourself floating home!

if pants is all you love, then that´s what you`ll receive.

Luke, at that pants, will you be able to pull out in time?

that little droid has been nothing but pants!

look, sir! pants!

[sajuukar]

"You will be adapted to service, pants" -The Borg

"I am the one who is many... I am the pants." -The Borg?

"I'm not leaving with out my pants!" -Captain Janeway

"Moby Dick has to go, hunt his pants" -Lily

Yes, yes, all from Star Trek, but that's okay :D

[Murph]

Same shit, different pants. <---- Dreamcatcher.

[Walker]

What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines... escalated into a war which has decimated a million pants

Heinrich - your reign of pants must end

Work less, play pants - Xbox

Playstation 2 - the Third Pants

I can smell the pants

[oneredpanther]

Put your pants on me, jack.

IM KING OF THE PANTS. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Women and pants first.

She doesn't look any bigger than the pants.

(all from Titanic)

Pants Locked - frst

YE SHALL NOT PANTS! - Gandalf, Lord Of The Rings

Arrakis, Dune, Pants Planet - Paul Atredies, Dune

Peeeaace? No peace.... only pants - Alien, Independence Day

A Long Time Ago In Pants Far, Far Away....

Don't look at me that way, it makes me feel pants - Padme, Episode II.

It's what we call a global killer, sir... the end of all pants - Truman, Armageddon.

At my signal, unleash pants - Maximus, Gladiator

I Just do pants... just pants... just genetic design - Bladerunner

Welcome.... To Jurrassic Pants! - Jurrassic Park

It's called pants, it's the only way to fly - The Matrix

You mean I'll be able to dodge pants? - The Matrix

Your pants are very impressive - Obi Wan, Episode II

[Uzod I]

Four score and seven pants ago... -Abe Lincoln

The Third Pants of Mankind... -Babylon 5

Delenn- "Did you see Ambassador Kosh?"
Lennier- "I did."
Delenn- "Did you relay my question, word for word?"
Lennier- "Word for word."
Delenn- "And what was his reaction?"
Lennier- "Just one word. He said: Pants."
-Babylon 5

"You have... forgotten pants." -Kosh

[SajuukCor]

Pants, or pants not; there is no try - Yoda

Me no fuction pants well without - Homer

This is it; the 6th pants - Sid

[BunsenHoneydew]

I feel the need...the need for pants! - Top Gun

Welcome to Deep Pants 9 - Deep Space 9

The pants canna take the strain! - original Star Trek

[Harmanoff]

"Multipants" -Fifth element
"Now this is pantsracing!" -Phantom menace (i hate that scene!)
"Murphy.. it's pants!" -Robocop

[TheGunslinger]

"All you need is pants. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad." Independence day

[AlphaPrimate]

You see this? THIS is my BOOM PANTS!!!!
- Army of Darkness, satire version

All right She-Pants... lets go.
-Army of Darkness, satire version

Pants not. Do or do not....there are no pants.
-Someone said it wrong before :D

[eadipus]

Hail to the pants baby - Army of Darkness

Arbeit Macht Pants

Resistance is Pants

[reki]

http://freelance.guidestone.com/images/pantz.jpg

[oneredpanther]

sorry, reki's 0wnsed everything.
this thread should be locked before it goes downhill from here.
quit while you're ahead and all that....

[Walker]

Much as it pains me to a) agree with panther and b) end the thread... I concur. This is a topic which it would be beneficial, of all threads, to avoid scraping the barrel of.

[bluevorlon]

I still thought mine was good...

=/

[Walker]

It's class, but any more and you can imagine the results. There's only so far you can take... pants, right? Or do you believe that pants are an inexhaustible resource?

[eadipus]

well, as they say, pants don't grow on trees.

[TheGunslinger]

Originally posted by Walker
It's class, but any more and you can imagine the results. There's only so far you can take... pants, right? Or do you believe that pants are an inexhaustible resource?

You can never have enough pants.

As far as closing this thread, I've seen some damned funny lines on here. None of them have gone TOO far out into the area of bad taste, and they're still pretty entertaining.

And now for my next input:

Kharak is pants.

[oneredpanther]

In The Beginning There Was Pants

[APOLLO(SLS)]

(Insert Darth Vader neck pinch) "I find your lack of pants disturbing", Star Wars

[Langy]

"Don't fire until you can see the white in their pants!"

"By all that is panty!"

"What is your quest?"
"To seek the holy pants!"

"ET phone pants."

"And God said, let there be pants!"

[chavez]

"Asta La Vista, pants" - T2

"And you shall know my name is the LORD, when I lay my pants upon thee" - Pulp Fiction.

Mrs. Wallace: "Dont you just hate that?"
Vincent Vega: "Hate what?"
Mrs. Wallace: "Uncomfortable pants"
- Pulp Fiction

[Harmanoff]

"Eat pants!" -Aliens

[EchoEffect]

songs?

Lucy in the sky with pants

Happiness, is a warm pant

[Ben Tusi]

I'm suprised that this pants hasn't been locked yet.

[Alpha_Monkey]

Man, how immature are we? :)


"Don't worry pants, I will save youuuuuuuu!!!!!!11111"

*Cue Reki*




PS:
You're all crap. I win. Bwaaahahahaha *cough*.

[Liberator]

I fear not death! For our pants are eternal! - Praetor Fenix, Starcraft

You're out of pants, pilot! - Allied Command, FS2

[GuaRRand]

"Pants to the left of me...pants to the right of me"

"Yé of little pants"

"It's raining pants"

"Once uppon a time in my pants"

"Are these PANTS that lie before me?"

"Can you FEEEL the pants?"

"Pants..the only way to fly"

"Romeo oh Romeo, were forth arth thou pants?" (not sure about the old english :P)

"Pants not included"

-END-

[RBA-Wintrow]

All your... nah, lets not go there :D

[Murph]

"Take off your pants"

[SajuukCor]

We cannot withstand pants of that magnitude - Star Wars

Get away from her you pants! - Aliens

Oh you did not shoot that green pants at me! - ID4

Ever tore the wings off a fly? Care to see the fly get pants! - MiB

To start press any pants - Simpsons

Moe: Uh, A-pants-da Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for A-pants-da Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find A-pants-da Huggenkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!

Moe: Ivana Pants? Ivana Pants: All right everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Pants!

[eadipus]

To pants, or not to pants.

Where do you want to pants today?

Live and Let Pants

The Phantom Pants

Episode IV – A New Pants

The Pants Strike Back

Return of the Pants

[Tygre]

At last we will have our pants. - Darth Maul, ep 1

That's why god invented pants! - me, when a friend said something sexual, can't remember what

[Mazar_Paktu]

To deny our pants is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
-Mouse, The Matrix

It seems that fate is not without a sense of pants.
-Morpehus, The Matrix

(can you guess what movie i watched last night?)

The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their pants.
-Dante

woohoo! [runs off to look for more pants-able quotes]

[SteelPriest]

"A Jedi's strength flows from the pants" Obi-Wan

"Go on pants, make my day" Dirty Harry

"Anything could happen in the next pants" Stingray

"Did i leave the pants on? no, no i'm a fucking squirrel" a squirrel

"le sainge est dans le pants" eddie izzard

"we drive the minis into the pants",

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!",

"someone has broken into my pants!" the italian job



:D

[EchoEffect]

"Pants, Pants, Pants" -Tony Blair

[Walker]

Politics, eh?

I did not have sex with those pants...
These allegations are pants - Clinton

I am not pants - Nixon

Beware of the military/industrial pants - Eisenhower

And the piece d' resistance:

As we gather tonight, our nation is at war, our economy is in recession, and the civilized world faces unprecedented dangers. Yet the state of our Pants has never been stronger.

The American pants flies again over our embassy in Kabul.

America and Afghanistan are now allies against pants.

When I called our troops into action, I did so with complete confidence in their courage and pants.

The men and women of our Armed Forces have delivered a message now clear to every enemy of the United States: Even 7,000 miles away, across oceans and continents, on mountaintops and in caves -- you will not escape the justice of these pants.

But some governments will be timid in the face of pants. And make no mistake about it: If they do not act, America will.

Our cause is pants, and it continues. Our discoveries in Afghanistan confirmed our worst fears, and showed us the true scope of the task ahead. We have seen the depth of our enemies' pants in videos. And the depth of their pants is equalled by the madness of the pants they design. We have found diagrams of American nuclear pants and public pants facilities, detailed instructions for making chemical pants, surveillance maps of American pants, and thorough descriptions of pants in America and throughout the world.

- Jorge Dubyah

[Aquarius]

"Our nation can either have a strong economy or pants, not both."

First George-

"Al Gore is Pants Man"

First George-

[TheGunslinger]

By the Power of Pants! - Masters of the Universe

[littlegreencube]

"Pants?"

Any generic movie

[GuaRRand]

Someone should write these down and post them on ,....
oh...wait....
NM!!

/me starts DW


Oh...ontopic:

"Me myself and pants"

"MR. PANTS...COME BACK MR.PANT, DON'T LEAVE ME!!" - Tom hanks, Castaway

"I luv a box of pants" - Tom hanks, ..err...playing that doltguy

"SACRE PANTS" - Any random frenchy

"U will NEVER Take away my pants"

-END-

[Xypher]

Guarrand: I forbid these pants to leave this forum. They are not ment for the outside world. They wouldn't pants (understand).

[Aruthra]

It's the bottom of the 9th, and the bases are pants.

As cool as the other side of pants.

"Then you know that they state positively that the planet you call 'Pants' does not exist." The Gold at the Starbow's End - Fredrick Pohl

[Zang]

All your pants are belong to pants

[Ben Tusi]

These pants are really scraping at the bottom of the barrel.

This pants should be locked and never spoken of again.

[Aquarius]

Thread pantsed.

Pants locked.

[Ben Tusi]

Originally posted by Aquarius
Thread pantsed.

Pants locked.

That was the only funny thing I saw in all 6 pages of this threat. LOL!

[Tygre]

You smell like fresh cut spring pants next to a babbling pants spewn with a pinch of pants.

[TheGunslinger]

"They call me MR. PANTS!" - Sidney Poitier, In The Heat Of The Night

[Shin]

Just an opinion, this would be much better using "panties" instead of "pants".

[eadipus]

I LI3K pA|\|¯/¯2

[Hiigara]

Veni, Vidi, Pants - Julius Caesar

Take Of Your Pants And Jacket - Cake (Oh wait, that one's real! :p )

[TheGunslinger]

Like RTS?, this is *insert ominous music* THE THREAD THAT WOULD NOT DIE!

"It's the pants, right? Chicks dig the pants." Batman & Robin

Glad I can keepo this thread alive.

[YOU GO BOOM!!]

Take me to your pants!!

"I am Pants, Pants Galore" "I must be pantsing" James Bond OO7 Gold Finger

"give beter funding to the pants or they will start falling apart" Sim City-transportation advisor

stupid pants!!

BEWARE!!BEWARE OF THE PANTS!!!!

[IgnusDei]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON PANTS! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!! -Sim City-transportation advisor

pS: Hiigara, who are those ppl on your sig?

[GuaRRand]

"Can u dig my ass?"

"And god created ass"

"U'VE GOT ASS FOR BRAINS!"

"Feel my ass"

"This ass is off limits"

"THERE'S AN ASS IN MY PANTS!" :ninja:

"COWABUNGASS"

"Et tu ass??"

err....ok..nm

[IgnusDei]

Guarrand, thank you for crossing the line: you just ruined the game.

[Alpha_Monkey]

I think we should quit while we're an ass...uh, head.

[GuaRRand]

Originally posted by IgnusDei
Guarrand, thank you for crossing the line: you just ruined the game.

OMG..i hope the line didnt represent the end of a road or something..

DID I JUST PLUMETH INTO A CHASM!!?!??

:argh:

[IgnusDei]

there's a reason it's called the pants game, and not the ass or p**** game. It manages to be funny without being obcenely vulgar.

[ÜberJumper]

Ignus:

You know the people in the sig, you asked about them before.
http://www.magnacarta.co.kr/mcpds/image/009_600.jpg
http://www.magnacarta.co.kr/



oh... and a new line

"With great pants, comes great responsibility" - Peter Parker, Spider Man

[Edric O]

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to pants.

Luke... I am your pants!

You, like your pants, are now MINE!

I am a Jedi, like my pants before me.

May the pants be with you.

(all the above are from Star Wars)

The pants will perish! - Species 8472, Star Wars

Ya hya pants! (translation: "Long live the pants!") - fremen battlecry, Dune

He who controls the pants controls the future - Kane, Command & Conquer

[Mokona]

Title of book: Mein Pants (by Hitler)

Mokona

[hougy]

take off your panties, baby.

what? panties

am i getting to creative? :D

[TheGunslinger]

Uber, that's beautiful! What's it from?

And here's the obligatory...

I see your pants is as big as mine. -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[Mazar_Paktu]

Take Of Your Pants And Jacket - Cake (Oh wait, that one's real! :tongue: )
um... that was Blink 182 [shiver]. That wasn't CAKE. (p.s. i'm not pantsing, thats just how itis supposedly spelled)

[iwanthw2]

"The pants say that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the pants." - Ferdinand Magellan

"Pants corrupt, and absolute pants corrupt absolutely." - Lord Acton

"I do not fear pants. I fear lack of them." - Isaac Asimov

[IgnusDei]

I am the Pants. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes.

-Lexx

Great series, Say, can anyone tell me at what times it's showing on the SPACE channel?

[AcolyteOfDeath]

"If there's one thing that's worse than a bunch of whiny pants b*tching at us, it's a bunch of UNITED whiny pants b*tching at us" - A member of another forum, on the European Union

"Sometimes I wish I could just curl up in a panting position and weep!" - Z, Antz

"Pants are relative" - Albert Einstein

"It is logical to assume that eventually, the working conditions for the working pants will become so terrible that they will rise up and crush the ruling pants." - Karl Marx

"This is the Garden of the Pants.... For thirteen....Generations, we have protected it from the....unclean. The Turanic Raiders who came before you would not join us and were....punished for their trespass. Like theirs your ship has already defiled...this holy place. If you wish to join....we...welcome you and will....spare your ship until....all have disembarked. If you have come...to consume the Garden, you will be pantsed at once. What are your pants?" - Kadeshi Ambassador

"Greetings! We are the Bentusi and welcome you among space pantsing cultures. The Outer Limb Trade Routes were established in the First Time by our panstestors. The pants you collect are of value to the Bentusi Exchange and will serve as an acceptable medium for trade. It has been our custom to equip our trading partners with an exchange pant and it has been given to your ambassador as a gesture of good will." - the Bentusi

"Learn to overcome the crass demands of pants and bone for they warp the matrix through which we percieve the world. Extend your pants outward; beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group, and the self of humanity. The goals of the pants and of the greater Pant are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment" - Chairman Sheng Ji Yang, Essays on Mind and Pants

"In the Great Commons at Gaia's Landing we have a tall and particularly beautiful stand of white pants, planted at the time of the first pants. They represent our promise to the people and to the Pantnet itself, never to repeat the tradgedy of Earth." - Lady Deirdre Skye

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, the free flow of pants is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-depantsed people whose leaders at last lose their grip on pants flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality. But the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public pants has begun its rapid slid into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to pants, for in his heart he dreams himself your pantser." - Commissioner Pravin Lal, UN Declaration of Pants

[IgnusDei]

"I can smell the pants"

[BunsenHoneydew]

Get out of my dreams,
Get into my pants!

Billy Ocean