Make homeworld sound dirty!

[IgnusDei]

A game that's not gonna be as popular as the pants game, but hey, I'm bored.


take your favorite HW quote/terms and make them sound like you're coming on to someone (awkwardly)

Something like: "Babe, i want to hyperspace into your garden, and harvest it ALL NIGHT LONG..."

[Uzod I]

"How would you like me to dock with your carrier?"

[Thorn]

"Reach your woman. Establish your claim."

[SquidDNA]

Uh..

"We will not be bound!"

?

[IgnusDei]

No, the correct way to put it would be:

"hey, how would you like to be bound?"

[Ben Tusi]

"Permission to dock my heavy cruiser in the Mothership."

[Alpha_1]

Someone is watching too much 'Funky walker Dirty talker' on Mad TV I guess.

'Baby, I wanna put my collector on aggressive and make an RU deposit in your controller.'

'Baby, I want you to salvage my cruiser and guide it into your construction bay.'

[Thaum]

*Looks at the distrubed people frequenting this thread and runs screaming from the board*

:D

[IgnusDei]

THAURM...

JOIN USSS... JOIN USSSss...

:D

[SajuukCor]

There's a Firelance in my pants

Hey that's not my docking port
Don't worry, that's not my Ion Cannon

[sajuukar]

Heh, this is better than the pants game :D

Inspired by others here:
"Too bad destoyers are way too big to dock in the Mothership"

"Send a probe to make contact with the Kar-Selim"

"Karan Sjet merged her body into the ship as it's living core"

[Alpha_Monkey]

Jeez, you sound like some of my friends.

*gives all a hefty punch in the head*

[skywalker]

My ICF is on agressive! Get in broad formation!

[Edric O]

Great topic to make my return to the forums, isn't it? :D

Here are my twisted sick ideas:

"Powering up Ion Cannon... requesting emergency clearance to dock with the Mothership!"

"Something has infected my lower decks!"

"Babe, I'm a Heavy Cruiser captain... you won't find me commanding one of those puny Destroyers..."

"Is that the Garden of Kadesh? I am the unclean... but I have come to join"

"FEED SOON" (the original is always best ;))

[Tygre]

This sounds like a less conspicuous list of crappy pickup lines... Johnny Bravo, anyone?

"Something has infected my lower decks"...err. That's just nasty.

[Walker]

Whaddya mean? It's the best one yet

[Ben Tusi]

I want to put to scouts into broad formation and assign the support frigates to group four, if you know what I mean.

[hellion]

<requires beast tone inflection>

"i'm thinking you, me, and group six"

[skibb]

"Group sex, for real"

[BunsenHoneydew]

Ahhhhh! Probe in position....


Bunsen

[Vaarok]

Y' want a resource injection?

[Harbinger]

I've got half a mind to whip you all for coming up with this. :smash:

[Omi-kun]

I always wanted to participate in one of these, it's like a puzzle with many solutions. Like one of those five in a row chinese checkers with the black and white marble pieces.

okay, let me think....

"I picture my interceptor and your repair corvette in the off-limits sector in five minutes, how about it?"

*slap!*

[IgnusDei]

"I want to make my plasma bombs blowup ALL over y..."

*kicked in the groin*

OOF!

[SajuukCor]

I'll have my Interceptor hit your Carrier a couple of times to listen to the moan of my attacks; then I'll have my Salvage Corvettes play around with your Destroyers; when it's all said and done my Ion Cannon will spew the energy from deep within all over your fleet.

:nod:

[SvK]

Originally posted by Harbinger
I've got half a mind to whip you all for coming up with this. :smash:

Dirtiest quote yet!

[The5thElephant]

'I'm gonna RAM my needleship right up yo mother....ship'

[AcolyteOfDeath]

LOL! These are hilarious!

"Ahhh... a research module..."

"I can't... I'm on a journey"

"Consume the garden"

"I'm outta juice here fleet...requesting support."

"Fleet we are out of fuel, repeat out of fuel."

"Watch out! He's on your tail!"

"Frigate captured."

[/downslope\]

"wanna join the other research ships for a group orgy" - thats a takeoff of a sno quote when we had a thread like this 2 years ago, these boards have great cycles.

[Daggerhawk]

Put the support frigets in broad formation!
7 of 9,assimulate my probe!

[Tygre]

"Ion frigate? Hah. Wait till you see my siege cannon."

"Siege cannon power at 100%...fire in the hole!"

[TheGeneral]

"Charge the Hyperspace Drive!"

Unfortunately that's all I can think of...

TheGeneral

[AcolyteOfDeath]

"Proton charging complete! Ready to fire!"

"BURRNNN!!!"

[The5thElephant]

"OOPS my ramming frigate missed the docking bay and went up the back'

[Tygre]

"Argh! Get that ramming frigate out of the back of the ship! I'll fire up the engines..."

[Alariel]

*laughs*

Cute :D

Now all someone needs to do is make a reference to their left nut, and I'll have some serious flashbacks.

[Tygre]

"Hey miss trader. Will you give me advanced docking technology for my port resource module?"

[blackjack]

My ion cannon is bigger than yours.

[Hålo]

whenever i think of you guys making these up i see a stereotypical geek with big thick glasses & a pocket protector, laughing and poking girls saying "Hehe...youre a girl!"

No offence or anything.

[IgnusDei]

Well, i can talk pretty openly to girls (the ones i'm not in love with, anyways)

And my glasses arent thick.

And i weigh 170 pounds

Oh my god, i AM a geek!

[The5thElephant]

Well I have poked girls and said: 'Hehe...you're a girl', but no, I don't have thick framed glasses, I talk openly to girls and I personally don't think I'm a geek. Elephant turns around and walks off, and everyne notices a big papr stuck to his back that says 'GEEK!' :dunce:

[Tygre]

I have 20/19 (better than "perfect") vision. I'm pretty sure I'm not a geek, also.

But girls poke me. Does that count?

[Soulblighter]

Nice to see this thread finally get off topic.

Thread locked.


soul.