Rate the signature of the person ahead of you...

[Thorn]

Its simple, rate the sig of the person who posted last...

[YOU GO BOOM!!]

NI!....? I dont get it, but I give you a 2 out of 5.

[IgnusDei]

3 out of 5

[TheBob]

0 becuase if I'm like most athiests, I have enough sense that if God were after me, I'd take that as proof and be converted right then and there.

Actually, it was funny the first time I read it.

[SquidDNA]

Cute, but too long. 3/5

[Mac_Bug]

your sig is weird, it communicates to me that you are a wacko.

3/5

[Thorn]

Originally posted by YOU GO BOOM!!
NI!....? I dont get it, but I give you a 2 out of 5.
We are the Knights that say NI! NI! NI! NI!
Didnt see the Quest for the Holy Grail eh?

[Nova]

Your going to break the thread by posting twice.

[ceejayoz]

Hmm... gives no indication of its purpose, nothing particularly cool... 2/5 :|

[Murph]

Part 1: Filthy pimping
Part 2: an entertaining read
Part 3: I cant be bothered to read those.


screw this x/5 shit

7/10

[Zang]

4 out of 5. It's short and to the point, but good.

[SajuukCor]

Damn that's long.... 2.5/5

[Zang]

What the hell? He snuck in ahead of me while i was writing the message. 4 out or 5 for The Hamster guy.

2/5 for that other guy cause he swears in it. :D

[molo]

0/10 cause it's too fuckin long and it's been done and done and done and done. ps check the forum rules please idiot. :mad:

[reki]

ok im going to do mac bug's caus he got missed by the double posters. before i do, ill rate zang's aybabtu sig at 1/10 for being so last year, and also don my mod had & politely tell him to change it according to the forum rules (http://forums.relicnews.com/announcement.php?s=&forumid=29) which state: "5 lines of text ONLY." (thankyou zang).

Mac Bug gets a big 9/10 from me - i love his sig and its one of my favourites. i was in a rut last year and could not get xp installed on my computer because of constant crashing during install. i tried EVERYTHING. i was browsing the forums on my other comp, came across mac's sig, and thought "why not?" it fixed my problem straight away and xp has never crashed since.

good idea for a thread btw - i like.

[ceejayoz]

i'll review molo's, he was skipped :(

9/10 - minus one for gratiuitous pimpage, but still great looking :D

[reki]

agreed.. sorry molo posted seconds before me - your sig is win mr tov.

[Soulblighter]

reki's sig score: 9/10

Reasons:

1) you cant go wrong with lego's

2) guidestone forever

3) freelance representation is whats it all about

I deducted 1 point because i did not want people to think i am biased towards another member of the gs staff and a fellow lancer;).

soul.

[Dyntheos]

PS I luffors rekiz sigs they all roxsors.

I give soul an 8 out of 10 for his sig.

Points off for the flare and the crow is all black (I liked it more when you could see the eye.)

I luffor the font tho and I always dig writing below stuff that you don't understand but looks cool anyway. (translation plz)

[Murph]

WTF 2/5! =[ No.


Soulblighter sig: 8/10

Got a nice little motif there.... Poe's Nevermore, a raven, and soulblighter in nice red lettahs.

Would be 9/10 but I dont understnad that language.



Gah, sneakee dyn

Dyn : 10/10 His sigs scare me

[SvK]

Hmmm, middlebrow is about the best word is Murph's sig. It's almost clever, but too vulgar for me.

2/5

[Liberator]

3/5 for SvK's pistol. Gotta love handguns.

[Temjin]

2.5/5 for Liberator's.

I would knock off that .5, but I'm sure I'm not getting the meaning of the sig.

[Aquarius]

2/5 for Temjin. It's been said and done before, not original.

[frstkor13]

3/10 for aquarius because it links me to nothing of personal interest and it uses color which makes me think hes like 90% of the spamming 13 year olds that reside here.

also reki used his img sig more than once in this thread so he gets a 0.

[reki]

frst gets 0/5 as revenge from everyone.

[ÜberJumper]

Anyone who posts in this thread is an idiot.

[frstkor13]

one shouldn't be so cruel to ones self.

[ionfish]

Uber's is boring in the extreme, but he gets 2/5 because of the umlaut. reki would get a black mark for having his sig pic more than once per thread, but I forgive him because he has such a cool avatar.

- ion -

[SquidDNA]

Ion gets 4/5 for Douglas Adams.

[Soulblighter]

For those who were curious the translation of this (quote in my sig):

O xein angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tede
keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi

is this:

Tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
that here obedient to their laws we lie.

It is written as a memorial where 300 Spartans gave their lives at the Battle of Thermopylae, defending Greece from the Persian Army in 480 BC.


soul.

[Tronno]

soul's sig would get a well-deserved 4/5, but I'm not sure if it really is a sig.

...oh, wait - it isn't. Damn. :hmm:

[Beast]

3/5 (gah) quite good simple, and to the point.
my sig http://www.militaryreview.com/gun/sig/sigp228.gif
sorry wrong sig :| i play cs too much

[Plutar]

3/5, not bad, just needs more surpize to take it away from looking like everything else in everybody elses gaming forum... just a thought ;-) but i like still

[oneredpanther]

0/5 for Plutar because:

1. I dont get the reference...
2. ...or if it's just a joke it isn't even funny

er. yeah.

[/downslope\]

I better win.

[blackjack]

I love you so much ds

pink is win

[bluevorlon]

BJ is pretentious.

Three fridges for you sir.

:molle: :molle: :molle:

[SvK]

Dang it BEAST, I made that joke first!

[blackjack]

Originally posted by bluevorlon
BJ is pretentious.

you know it.

[The5thElephant]

nice sig SvK, it has this whole....'nonexistent' aura about it, 1.5/3.5, bluevorlon........ummmmmm 3.5/5.

[Murph]

3/10

Im too lazy to explain why.

[iwanthw2]

4/5 Pretty funny :)

[Bad]

I give iwanthw2 sig 7/10 because it makes you think for a really quick second but mostly because I like those odds

[Ressev]

I come back from being subdued by work for these threads... Uder is right. Wait... that makes us both idiots...

[ceejayoz]

Quoth the guidelines:

Sig size to be kept below 45k, and 450 length and 200 height.
0/10, blatant rule violation ;)

[sajuukar]

Hmm, functional as an advertisement, and a decent quote... This one IMO is a 3.5/5.

[bluevorlon]

Ressev I think the sheer size of that sig is changing the orbital path of the earth.

Plz to change it. Thx.

[GuaRRand]

Err... 10/10 for volorn's sig :dunce:

[reki]

gawd ressev - thats *almost* getting up to protonuclear size - make it die.

[skywalker]

Not as bad as hv-cruiser's from last year. He had one that was 640x480.... ughhhhh...... :/

[Ressev]

Rats, thought I took my sig pic out...

...but, it is now withing size quidelines was 540x300? at 24k. Totally forgot about the rules...

And Ceejay, now that it is legal, what do you rate it as?

[SajuukCor]

I'll give it a 2

If you squint really hard you can read the text

[Alpha_Monkey]

Not too keen on the first bit.
The second bit is good tho...

meh...2.5/5

[skibb]

13/198234..which reduces to=YOU SIG BLOWS

kthx

[Dyntheos]

Srries to interrupt, someone else must rate skibbies sig, but I had to show everyone a little something frst uses on another forum....

http://freelance.guidestone.com/frstkor13/protofrst.jpg

back to our usual program :popcorn:

[frstkor13]

13 out of 10!

[Noir]

I rate Frst's sig 100000000 out of 10 ;) :dunce:

[Rent-a-Zilla]

I have a very bad feeling about this...

[Alpha_Monkey]

...I don't get it...

[ionfish]

Zilla gets 5/5 for referencing Star Wars and subverting this entire topic... :trix:

- ion -

[iwanthw2]

I happen to think that Alpha's is good because I think sadism can be funny, so 5/5. :devil:

[Murph]

ion's sig: Sigless is sechsy. 10/10

iwanthw's sig: interesting statistic, but only mildly... 4/10

[The5thElephant]

Murph your sig is funny the first time but after the second time ti feels old, 2.5/5

[Tronno]

5th - I don't get it.

2/5 :hmm:

[Murph]

elephant, you didnt have to read it again =[

[Nova]

That sig pic has left wounds that will never heal. What did we do to deserve such pain?

[/downslope\]

This board is a ship of fools.

PS oi cpt frst.

[Thorn]

Sweet merciful crap! Look at what I've done....

[Soulblighter]

/downslope\ you can stop kissing ass now:/.

Thanks,

soul.

(shhh but you get a 10/10)

[The5thElephant]

um Tronno...I am the 5TH elephant....think about that. and the numbers i use on my sig. Mosst ppl i know like it....

[Tygre]

3/10

It's not very interesting. Violence and women aren't really that original. Subliminally funny if you can count, i suppose.

[Tronno]

Yeah, but why elephants? Why not sloths, monkeys, toasters or interplanetary pieces of cheese?

Besides, it's just a sig - let's not debate over it.

/me hugs 5th :p

[reki]

seen the fifth element by any chance, tronno?

[sajuukar]

No one graded mine... I feel left out... now I am doomed to never positing it again in this thread. :boohoo:

[Ressev]

Hey, lookat that would you! You do have to squint to read it... I rate it at 1^10-15:smash:

[The5thElephant]

Hugs Tronno back :0

[Tygre]

rate my sig or burn :flame:

[reki]

2.5/5 for tygre.

the quote is pretty good, but the formatting detracts from it. its like telling a good joke poorly - the quote would work better as is - subtle, without having the punch line shoved in our faces with big and coloured lettering.

your email should be a link so that people can just click on it, instead of copy/pasting it into their email program, like this:

{URL=mailto:tygre331@hotmail.com}email me{/URL} - substituting the {} for [].

the paypal thing is ok.. its cheeky.

[AlphaPrimate]

No sig so ill rate his avatar.........

4/5.......dnt understand endless supply of stick-people

[Ressev]

Perpetual motion? ;)

[Shin]

The Princess Mononoke reference warrants 2 points because it was a nice film. The dancing banana weighs in at 1.5 points because few people are aware that IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

3.5/5 werd.

[$iLk]

But here's mine anyways. Short, simple, to the point.

[littlegreencube]

How nice of you to promote violence.

[Harmanoff]

Red text with and uninteresting quote and then a link to a pic of an SU-27 or something.

1/5

[reki]

harmanoff = 2.5/5

your latin phrase "All your plans are clearer to us than light" is too much like "All your base are belong to us," and we all hate that as you know.

there is no funk in HWU, sorry - see the Kentucky Killaz for a reference point.

the halo link was good caus i havent seen it before, so thats where all your points came from. the text on that site is unbearably small though (HI CEEJAY).

[IgnusDei]

new sig. can't really rate reki's.

[Tygre]

Funny quote, something I've always wanted to say, but there's nothing else so it's pretty uninteresting. Simplicity scores a little, though.

7/10

[Harmanoff]

I refuse to accept Rekis opinion on the grounds of him being a bitter bastard locked up in a fridge. Thank you.

ps there's always been something amusing about those quotes you have tygre. 4/5

[sun_tzu]

I don't understand a word of this sig but i'm sure it's cool...
3/5 ... but I want the translation.

[HunterX]

I enjoy the words of Sun Tzu, however I can only give a 3. That isn't my favorite quote. This is my favorite:


If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

[YOU GO BOOM!!]

that one's funny 10/10 :up:

[AlphaPrimate]

ITS BACON!!! 10/10

[Trinity]

7/10 Nice goal. Excessive use of commas.


Edit for comment below: Pointless? A point in every direction is truly pointless.
But my sig is actually my sig and not just someone else's quote.

[Uzod I]

3/10: interesting, in an odd sort of way, but ultimately pointless

[El Russo]

uzod; clever in a sort of triple reverse self-disagreeing what exact point is he making huh i'm confused what did he say again sort of way. the 2nd part is pointless and makes me think u know too much. 7/10

i really should log on more frequently cos i look like a total retard on the 7th page.

if the next person doesn't like my sig....

[Uzod I]

lol Russo, I'll have to tell you about my theory of good and evil some day ;)
And the second part is a quote from a Tool song, hope that clears some stuff up :D

(Look! No sig! Someone rate Russo's, he's deserved it! :D)

[AcolyteOfDeath]

No one ever remembers their own death

Very nice! Philosophical. 4/5

[eadipus]

mmm....dwarvish

what does it mean?

3/5 due to lack of translation

[El Russo]

eadipus; how can u give something that u don't understand printed in a foreign language 3/5? what if it says "people who can't read this r idiots?"

uzod; please don't, u really don't have to

i found your (eadipus) sig funny 2 begin with but it bores me now. is it supposed to b clever, if so then i'm not clever enough. also u mispelt simultaneously wrong.

sorry if i'm being overly critical.

i think it's 3/5!

[AcolyteOfDeath]

mmm....dwarvish

actually it's Elvish, or rather, the Mordorish version of Elvish.


what does it mean?

One ring to find them, one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them..

The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien


3/5 due to lack of translation

Translation done.

[iwanthw2]

1/5 because it makes no sense out of context. Might be cool if you put the meaning in there too.

P.S. I think it was "...and one ring in darkness to bind them" instead of "...and in the darkness bind them."

[Tygre]

It's a little known trivia fact, it has a really big number, and it's funny. You actually cited the place where you got the statistic, which is good, so we'll know when it changes. Excellent sig, but rather boring to glance at.
8/10

[Uzod I]

8/10: A good goal indeed, and a theory that I find close to my own :D

[Thorn]

New sig...

[CruiserCarrier]

I give Thorn 2 out of 5. Don't know why, I guess it's not perfect.

[Tygre]

Thorn's is funny, in a perverse atheist sort of way. Which is great! Just had to rate it- 9/10

CruiserCarrier gets a 5/10. Stalin had some good ideas...but his implementation got a little out of hand. The quote isn't one of his better ones.

[Zepherian]

Tygres sig annoys me for some reason... maybe cause Im not sure the universe is so fatalistic. How does reality work anyway?

5/10.

[the_sidewinder]

Not very imaginative, but true, what could we do without friction? 6/10

[AntricParticle]

the universe is fatalistic because of nature's impulse to raise entropy. entropy alwasy increases.
sometime in the far, far distant future, everything will fizzle out in a heat death. no stars, no planets, no life.



argh!!! and i vowed i would never use what i learned in physics.

[the_sidewinder]

and then the big bang will hapen again if the unuvers colapses again!!!!!!:devil:

[Tygre]

I didn't bother to read it. But I can tell you forgot to reverse the word "took".

2/10

new sig...

[The5thElephant]

I've got modified sig. I was there when the kids said that.

[Voidhawk]

lol. Kids say some amazing stuff.
8/10

[The5thElephant]

7/10 For some reason I found that hilarious.....who is buckaroo etc. anyway?

[Kosh_The_Vorlon]

3/10 because I don't honestly believe that those quotes are real. They're just too similar to each other to have come from different kids.

:wtf:
Okay...Where did my sig go?

[The5thElephant]

I swear on anything possible to swear on! Even swiss cheese laden monkeys. I was on a bus coming back from a camp where I was a counseler for the 5th graders and the 3 kids in front of me said that.

[El Russo]

oh yes, now that u've said that it must b the truth... not that u could b telling the truth but anyone who didn't believe u is hardly going 2 now.

[The5thElephant]

You know what El Russo, I'm going to screw with your sig now......
I remember my own death, it was about an hour ago, it had something to do with a train a car and a sandwhich..so there! Your sig is wrong! And those quotes are REAL!:flame: :crazy:

[Beast]

2/5 too complicated and a violation of sig rulez.

[Uzod I]

5/10: Not very exciting...

[The5thElephant]

Whaddya mean 'violation' of sig rules? What did I violate?

[hougy]

1 outta 10.

killed the first 4 and looking for another to make a sixth? mmm kkk dont make me call andy griffith down on ya

[The5thElephant]

1.5/100, Is this supposed to be funny?



hougies sig :smash: :smash: :smash:



I like revenge. :anime:

[ionfish]

Thread locked before it can get any more childish.

- ion -