View Full Version : 62 Foot Stogie (Woah)
The5thElephant
9th Jan 05, 9:21 PM
Really Fricking Long Cigar (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20050109%2F1150843553.htm&sc=1120&photoid=20050109SJUH106)
Some guy rolls a really long cigar to get into Guinness Book of World records.
In other news: Long time smoker plans on using said cigar to get into Guinness Book of World Records for 'Worst Cancer EVER'. :p
the_sidewinder
9th Jan 05, 9:23 PM
that will make a lot of smoke
mmm, more news from fark
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050109/capt.sjuh10601091628.puerto_rico_biggest_cigar_sjuh106.jpg
wow it's big
Captain Pierce
9th Jan 05, 9:56 PM
[insert your own Monica Lewinsky joke here]
Tronno
9th Jan 05, 10:08 PM
You can't smoke a cigar that long. It's physically impossible.
the_sidewinder
9th Jan 05, 10:09 PM
we'll cut it up into little peices
Russian Ninja
9th Jan 05, 11:41 PM
That thing has 20 pounds of tabacco and a hundred leaves. Holy Crap.
Retroboy
10th Jan 05, 3:20 AM
I'm sorry, but that picture looks like a senior citizen inspecting a giant turd.
-- Retro
0dyguru
10th Jan 05, 7:58 AM
Imagine the blunt that would make. It makes my eyes red just thinking about it.
~0dyguru
The5thElephant
10th Jan 05, 3:21 PM
Ody, smoking a blunt that size would get you so high you would fall asleep. Maybe one or two hits would be good. And when I say good I mean you sit down in a chair with your head lolling to one side making different shapes with your mouth and alternating between giggling and making PHHBBBTTT noises while you think of the really cool spaceship pattern made up by the four-leaf clover wallpaper that is at right-angles to the stereo on the ceiling playing Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin at once.
That is what smoking a hit or two from a blunt like that would do.
whats_true
10th Jan 05, 3:27 PM
How is it posible to smoke from that thing? Must took a while to finaly breath the stuff in.
The5thElephant
10th Jan 05, 3:29 PM
Well the guy doesn't actually plan to smoke it.
whats_true
10th Jan 05, 3:37 PM
:wtf:, so what the heck is he doing to it, sucking it?
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