woody2
9th Apr 05, 10:23 AM
Hallo all, after recently playing a 3 and a half hour game that started as a 2v2v2v2v2v2v2v2 assassinate but degraded to a 1v1, after my ork teamate dropped after slaying all but 1 team. This made it a 1v2 against me. I was SM and they were a SM and an Eldar, the idiotic noob of a SM tried to orb me but my rockets pinned him down and I killed him. Then the eldar, who was heavily dug in, started a stalemate. but he won in the end, only because of the annoying eldar exclusive tactics he used
reasons why eldar totally suck ass
1_They build EVERYWHERE!!!
2_They build D-cannons everywhere they build
3_They have invisible buildings
4_They have an annoying habit of jumping/teleporting grav tanks and warp spiders
5_Dug in Dark reapers are impossible to kill
6_They are even more annoying when they build D-cannons around their reapers
7_No matter how many bases you kill they ALWAYS have another somewhere.
8_Due to web gates they can have a huge army anywhere they want. (unlike you)
9_Those damn star-cannons!
10_they fact that they are almost impossible to dislodge once they have got a hold on the map
11_When you are eldar you get your ass whooped, but when they are against you they whoop YOU
12_That annoying noise their buildings make
13_Everything else about them that haven't mentioned
What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? No to all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all
reasons why eldar totally suck ass
1_They build EVERYWHERE!!!
2_They build D-cannons everywhere they build
3_They have invisible buildings
4_They have an annoying habit of jumping/teleporting grav tanks and warp spiders
5_Dug in Dark reapers are impossible to kill
6_They are even more annoying when they build D-cannons around their reapers
7_No matter how many bases you kill they ALWAYS have another somewhere.
8_Due to web gates they can have a huge army anywhere they want. (unlike you)
9_Those damn star-cannons!
10_they fact that they are almost impossible to dislodge once they have got a hold on the map
11_When you are eldar you get your ass whooped, but when they are against you they whoop YOU
12_That annoying noise their buildings make
13_Everything else about them that haven't mentioned
What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? No to all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all