You know you're too into WH40K when..

[Jinpachi]

You spend more at GW than on rent in a month (actually happened to me this month).

You see the pope on TV and the 1st thought you have when you see the maltese cross is "Black Templars!" (also happened to me this month).

You think red cars go faster.

[~DeathJester~]

Haha I like those ones. Here's one of mine;

You know when you're too into 40k when you look in a campaign book and notice the smallest thing is wrong, i.e. in the Sabbat Worlds crusade a picture shows a Leman Russ captured by chaos, yet all the Imperial symbols are unscratched, but nobody else can recognise it

[SlickWilly]

I actually spent several sleepless nights fretting over how the covers on the Cain books depict him with a bolt pistol, when in the books themselves he has a laspistol.

[Sword_Monkey]

You know you're into 40K too much when you join a forum for 40k...wait...

You know you're into 40K too much when you try to explain 'terminator tipping' to a non-collector.

You know you're into DoW too much when you kneel down with a pretend hammer over your head in a demonstration to your friends how you 'owned' that guy last night.

MOD EDIT: No 'pwn' speak under any circumstances.

[DoomKnights]

You know your into 40K too much when you start to have back aches from taking your army with you to a store.

You know your into 40K too much when you have nearly ten thousand points of a race and nearly one hundred percent of them are looking back at you in all silver...

[Apoc]

You start a thread like this on a internet forum.

[Brother Wolf]

You moderate a thread like this on an internet forum.

[omega the end]

You know your in too into 40K to much when you dump your hot(but bitchy and expensive) girlfreind to go buy a squad of fire warriors - happened to me last month....

[M0thra]

I actually spent several sleepless nights fretting over how the covers on the Cain books depict him with a bolt pistol, when in the books themselves he has a laspistol.

Praise the Emperor! I'm not the only one who got really, really wound up about this. And his chainsword that was bigger then he was on the cover of "Death or Glory".

Um, O/T - When you catch yourself responding to a question with something like Praise the Emperor.

[nareik123]

When you buy 40K models, lots of them.

Plus when Gaunt from gaunts ghosts has a chainsword, or was this before he got his stylish sword.

[Mrcrabby]

when you explain to your brother that the reason his car won't start is because the machine spirit is mad at him for not taking care of it. Another example is when start to have dreams that your in the world of 40k( happens to me all the time).

[ChanImmortal]

When you find yourself swearing at the 'dice' gods.

[Robert Frazer]

...when you refuse to utter the word "missile" because "miss" is a component of it, and that has to be not merely asking for trouble but prostrating youself before it and weepingly begging for it.

...when you earnestly wish that the picture of that Dark Elf sorceress would come to life and stay over for the night.

...you walk about in public reciting Dawn of War unit responses to yourself. "This battle calls for massive firepower! WHOOSH! His wrath falls from the heavens! BOOM!" *Notices odd stares and the approaching security guard*

...you tear up copies of White Dwarf because the skill of the 'Eavy Metal team renders you green with bilious and venomous envy.

...you harangue Gav Thorpe at Games Day about the Squats.

...when you consider investigating the integrity of Imperial government's constitutional balance as defined in the Codex Astartes to be so much more interesting than actual real-life politics.

[Grabnutz]

when you write an essay on the reproductive systems of fictional races and bark at people who get it wrong...

EDIT: and when you are Jelous of Robert Frazer :p

[Robert Frazer]

You've just reminded me, Grabnutz:

...almost crashing your car because your mind wanders away from the road and onto how the Emperor may have bawled out Hours during the Siege of the Emperor's Palace. :err:

[BrotherPaladine]

When you watched the news of the pope in town and can't help ask when Aun'Va landed on Earth...

[Master222]

When somebody argues with you on some stupid thing, and you call him heretic.

When somebody want's to fight you, and you are trying to find your battle hammer.

When you are listening to an ambinent sound taken from DoW.

When you see your schools/university bulding and think "What a nice boyz hut!"

[Da_Humie]

This is my friend's uncle right here - I've seen his collection, this is all true.

When you have collected every single race (including squats models) to a bare minimum of 3,000 points each and the average number of bodies in your Imperial Guard list is 380 (and that's including tanks as well).

Seriously... this guy has like, 10,000 points of everything except for the Dark Eldar and Squats. It's insane. They're all painted and everything.

When you read the rulebook/codex more than you do your bible. That's too into 40k.

[omega the end]

...when you get pissed at people who make the Emperor out to be a god.

...when you begin to make army lists during your final in science(did that)

...when you wish you could steal Roberts brain so he could no longer defile the Tau(secretly wish this :p )

...when you kick the crap out of kids for calling you a heritic

...and lastly you fantise about the Sisters of Battle ;)

[commisar antoni]

When you buy the super expensive models from GW...
When you think the color "ultramarine blue" refers to SMs ( actually thought this until I learned it from art class )...
When you take a codex to read when you go somewhere and are killing time ( do it all the time )...
Fantasizing that when you walk in to GW they'll give you a $1000 gift card or will have a sale or something ( do it all the time )...
And, as someone stated earlier, dreaming about 40k...

[ZellFish]

You know you're too adicted to 40k when you're in World History, and the conversation is about Imperialist Japan, and they speak of The Emperor, and you picture a tall, Golden figure, holding a giant sword and bearing the Imperial Aquila.

When your typical insult isn't "You bitch!" but instead, "HERETIC!" (I always say it..)

When you use the word Feth (For Tanith!) instead of the word Fuck. (Quite convenient, actually..)

[Imrix]

When you read the rulebook/codex more than you do your bible. That's too into 40k.

*raises hand* but then, not christian, so that ain't hard.

When you have very codex around, including those from previous editions, because you wish to know your enemy. (Mark me down for that).

You write 40k fanfiction.

You write plausible 40k fanfiction.

You map out situations in your head about 40k.

[Andkat]

When you dwadle for hours in a forum awaiting a response to a WH40K thread. ANY WH40K thread.

When you insult people/retaliate against those who have offended you by declaring them Excommunicate Traitoris and Extremis Diabolis.

When you wish you had some Inquisitorial or Chaos bling upon your apparel.

When you make Chaos and Inquisitorial T-Shirts, Signatures, and Mousepads once you've tired of DOW and the forums for the day.

When you attempt to start a Chaos Cult and whisper praises to the Dark Gods in your sleep/at school.

When you wish your daemonhammer was as large as that on the cover of Codex:Daemonhunters.

[ZellFish]

I actually bought some of the Inquisitorial stuff from the Warp Artefacts site. Including the Inquisitorial pendant and belt buckle. And I wear the necklace every day :lol:!

[Cannon_Fodder]

When missonary's avoid your house because of the =I= stamped on your forehead and the consant smell of burning...

When you continually confuse chainsword with chainsaw...

When you start to believe that promethium is what flamethrowers really use...

[ZellFish]

I thought they did use prometheum..?

[MrChaos]

You know you're too into WH40k...

-when you dream about eldar women after seeing then in DOW.
-when you refer Corn Flakes as 'Khorne Flakes'.
-whenyou search the net for naked daemonette pics.
-when you start making machine gun sounds.
-when you are fat.

[TGVoid]

I find that last one offencive! I mean, Ahem.

- When someone says "Tank" or "Artillery" and you say "does it scatter?"

[Cable]

I call people heretics on a daily basis.

I take my current army codex and 4th ed rulebook with me to college so in my free´s I can sit and read it.

I have dreams about being in the 40k universe.

The word communist doesn't bring images of Soviet Russia into my head - it brings Tau.

When swordfighting with my friends I wish my bokken to transform into a power sword.

When someone says corn, I think Khorne.

Yer... these are all real...

-Adam

[TS_ahriman]

I got a nosebleed a few days ago and shouted "blood for the blood god." I'd say that counts.

[Sheep]

You know you are too into warhmmer 40K when
-play the gun game at home pretending to be a guardsmen (we actually used to do that at school).

-Talk about warhammer to much to friends at school who don't even know what the heck you are talking about.

-Going to a gameworkshop more then once every week

-Painting and gaming every day. (This is what i do)

-Knowing to much, or almost every piece of fluff, rule and other thing in the warhammer universe.

-Lastly reading posts on forums like this.

[Master222]

When you enter a gameworkshop and the owner says: "Oh no not you again!"

When you hope your t-shirt will one day change into a power armour

When you wan't to paint your chair gold

When you are desperatly looking for someone to execute

When your wondering where did your all fellow guardsmen go

[Cable]

When playing football you charge ahead of the rest bellowing "For the Emperor!" and any of the not-so-sporty people start lagging you try to execute them.

[Zarathustrian]

You are too much into warhammer when you have to buy a bigger house, becouse you cant fit all your miniatures in your old one.(this actually happened to me last year)

[Jinpachi]

... When you quit coffee (after 15 years of solid habbit) so that your hands are steadier when you paint.

[Cannon_Fodder]

When you remake a torch into a laspistol and claim that it works perfectally.

When you hit someone and say strength 10 attack!

When you know where I stole the above joke from.

[M0thra]

Yes, reading Golden Throne would probably be a bad sign... :D

[Sir Plasma]

When you mutter "The Emperor Protects!'' before doing something dangerous.

[Cannon_Fodder]

Yes, reading Golden Throne would probably be a bad sign... :D

I was acctually thinking of Turn Signals on a Land Raider... ;)

[M0thra]

Ah... I think both have used the same joke at some point in their careers :D

[Lestaki]

When you care about people's base fantasies about daemonettes enough to scream "heretic" and mime headshotting them with a bolt pistol.

When you get *really* narked that all the females in 40k are vapid killing machines, and that there's no all-female guard army.

And I definately read 40k stuff more than my bible. Heck, I only use my bible to pillage cool names.

[whats_true]

You know you're too into WH40K when you devise plans to make an actual chainsword.

You know you're too into WH40K when almost all of your passwords for the internet and banking are related to Warhammer.

[CrossOfFire]

When you baby sit a thread waiting for somebody to disagree with you just to argue the point... Used to do that all the time... Whew...

[commisar antoni]

When you spend 250$ on an army box instead of buying a bike or something...
When you ( no offence, seriously mods ) know as more fluff then Robert Frazer...

[Hodgeh MkII]

...when you plan out how many night's worth of tips at work it will take to buy those next few blisters you want.

[theshadowduke]

when you should be working and instead are reading forums and planning paint schemes for armies you dont have yet (guilty right now)

[tubby131313]

You are too into 40k when...

...you remember the "chainsporker."
...you get try to take a cover save during a game of dodgeball.
...your idea of a good time involves three daemonettes, seven bottles of paint, and three brushes.
...when you hear the words "great" and "good" in the same sentence you immediately refer to the person speaking as a "little blue communist."
...you considered making a "Locust Warriors" army just to clean out your bitz box(es). :D

[Mrcrabby]

you know your into warhammer 40k too much when

...you spend more than five times a models worth on "kustomizing" it(something I've been doing with my Sgt. Centurius model $60)
...you spend many of sleepless nights brainstorming epic stories for a 40k flsh movie.

[Hodgeh MkII]

Or you end up agonizing over how to spend you time between work, training, and hobby time.

....which usually means less (FAR LESS!) sleep.

Painting is addicting.

[toaae]

When you ignore your teacher and do all the fraction math to find out how effective your units are against the enemy (EACH unit against EACH enenmy unit of EACH army)

[Sir Plasma]

http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=83404&highlight=Flamer

[TS_ahriman]

As Plasma wins the thread without saying a word.

[HiveMind]

- When you spend at least a quarter of each period making army lists or new armies
- When you pop into your local GW store every day after school and look at army books/codexes
- When you spend the 40 minute trip home on the train debating about whose army would beat whose

I am innocent...

[Akranadas]

...When your constantly torn between Serving your Emperor and Returning to your craftworld. (I can't choose, I have the cash for new army but I don't know if i should make a Guard army or a Eldar one, cry for me :( )

[Mhgges]

You are too into 40k

When you dream that you are a Imperial Guard defenden som Imperial civilian against a horde of Tyranids (it happen to me)

[Sir Plasma]

As Plasma wins the thread without saying a word.
I feel honoured.

[beensalad]

your too far in when you spend over $100 on just bitz that your never going to use...

EDIT:Your also to far in when your always buying new armies because
a)They look cool
b)You lost to that army and you think your sucks
c)You get destratced by shiny things easily

[ZellFish]

When you recount the tail of the Naked Spork Marine, and expect someone to get it who isn't in to 40k

[Mrcrabby]

...when you spend hours on the internet looking for warhammer 40k ringtones from "Chaos Gate".
...when you buy old issues of white dwarfs for obsolete rules and fluff on your favorite army from issues over 10 years old.

[nareik123]

when you change your favourite weapon to a big hammer.
when you annoy Lestaki via daemonetties.

[Asmodeus_The9th]

Alot of the time during school I get bored, so I imagine the room as a battlefield (Desks as cover saves and whatnot...) and set up battles. Helps pass the time.

[ChanImmortal]

Your too into 40k when you constantly doodle Space Marines and havn't gotten any better at it :P

[HiveMind]

Hang on! I think my year 6 friend wins a prize with this one (he actually did it)

You say the cars in the school carpark are Tyranids and that you are a Tau, and run away from them, shooting your pulse rifle.

That was really wierd...

[Sir Plasma]

I dream of Khorne. They say there's prescriptions for that now.

[tubby131313]

My senior year of highschool I wrote three papers over 40k based topics, "The Greater Good: The Rise and Fall of Communism in Russia", "The Future of Space Exploration: The Moon or Cadia", "Chimeras and Land Raiders"(short story).

You can always tell if someone is too into something based on tattoos, one of the guys I game with has all of the loyalist SM icons down his right arm and and all of the Traitor icons down his left arm. He has told several people on several occasions that he wants to get the Imperial Eagle across his back. That is too much 40k.

[Sir Plasma]

I'm getting the 2 headed Eagle on my arm in like a month:D

[Shuma]

When you spend all day in forum's like this and when you post in those forums... oh wait!.

[Mrcrabby]

when you start to realise that warhammer 40k isn't a hobby but actually an addiction and prepared to do anything for a fix.

[Invictus]

You know you're too into WH40K when..

...you start a thread asking others the very same thing.

Or actually replying in said thread with plausible reasons.

...Damnit!...

[dark_11]

when you paint your skin green and run at someone shouting Waaaagh!

when you say die loyalist scum! to someone you dont like

[BillyBob]

When you greet all your friends in Ork speak..
"oi, git!"

[JimHawking]

When you go to the GW store and look around the store 6 times trying to figure out what to buy.

[theshadowduke]

Im getting an aquilla tatooed on me sometime soon (needs some cash)

[CrossOfFire]

Don't get damn WH40k Tatoos...Damn it people... I swear...

I feel like an old man.

[BillyBob]

A guy I know has a space wolf symbol on his right bicep. It's pretty nice

[Brother Wolf]

Don't get damn WH40k Tatoos...Damn it people... I swear...So you're saying my wood elf dragon tattoo was a bad idea? :D

[TGVoid]

A guy I know has a space wolf symbol on his right bicep. It's pretty nice

Can it dance?

You know your to into 40k when:

You life revolves around buying new childr.... I mean minis.

[Fith Knight]

- When you're constantly imagining epic battle scenes as movies (happens all the time, for some reason).

- When you can talk for apox. 45 minutes about the importance of having enough D6 (guys at Norwegian stockist shop did this... Rather disturbing).

- When you constantly make up new DIY SM chapters, IG regiments, write fanfic novels etc(Which some might know, I'm not innocent at these crimes).

- When when you dress up as Horus on halloween.

- When you later get angry at people for not knowing who you are.

- When you cannot afford food because of mini shopping (did this once).

- When you get a 40k tatoo.

Speaking of which, I am getting the Dark Angel symbol on my chest :D

[omega the end]

Bah, I'm getting the nurgle symbol on my chest and that will be my last time out of my moms basement until Typhus comes and recruits me :D

(theres no water down there too)

[Andkat]

-When You Start your own Chaos Cult
-When You paint an 8-pointed star on your head, drape yourself in disturbing ceremonial robes, and begin frothing at the mouth whenever somebody rings your doorbell.
-When you burn religious texts as heretical.
-When you accuse everyone on the street of either being a heretic or a fool oblivious to the glory and gifts of Chaos Undivided, depending on your mood.
-When you daydream about commanding legions of Chaos Space Marines in the middle of Class
-When you attempt to replicate the DOW Chaos Sorcerer and Chaos Predator Accents.
-When not visiting this forum at least once per a day pains your very soul
-When you try to enact Exterminatus on every hostile planet you encounter (or any discontent planets under your control) in GalCiv II
-When you actually succeed in doing so.
-When you name everything after WH40K.

[Brother Wolf]

-When you burn religious texts as heretical.Funny, I thought they had beeing doing that since before 40K was even invented. ;)

[Darkseid_Is]

When you contemplate getting the Imperial Eagle tattooed on your arm....

When you know WTF an Auturch is....

When you can name all 18 Primarchs, know where they were found, their final fate, and you know that its 18 not 20 b/c 2 were never found....

When you think one of the two lost Primarchs is the Emperor Sigmar in Warhammer Fantasy....

When you can make that link....

When you compare WWE wrestlers to Primarchs....

When your non-geek girlfriend knows what the Horus Heresy is....

When your non-geek brother knows what an Eldar is....

[blaesa]

The guy who runs my local game store has A) the Khadoran symbol tattooed on his arm, along with some text, B) a Crux Terminatus on his other arm.

He has quite a few others, but I can't for the life of me remember what they are. I'm considering getting the Crux one myself...

[Darkseid_Is]

So if you get the Crux on your arm do you get an invulnerable save?

Damn... when you make stupid jokes like that and post them....

[ZellFish]

I actually got a Khador leather jacket, and an old, wooden musket replica. The Jacket was made from a patched leather jacket with the Khador patch sewn onto it from their site. Wearing my Russian fur hat, I look just the part of a large, burly Khadoran.

On another note, I told one of my friendsr that The Emperor hates his soul. Does that count?

[Guardsman #415]

Ha, if your too into 40k like me you..

1- Tell your maths teacher you were too busy amassing an army for the Imperium to worry about small matters like homework.

2- Runing after the goth girls from my class calling them heretics, and threating to kill them in the name of the Emperor!

3- Running from the goth girls boyfriends while praying that the Emperor will slow them down.

4- Saying "Sir/ma'am" to my teachers while giving them a Guardsman's sault! (Left arm to head, right arm down to right leg, feet together, then left hand behind back and feet apart when at ease/ see WA)

5- Praying to the Emperor while on the soccer field before the game starts.

6- Saving up to make an Imperial Commanders uniform before i go to GW at friday night games.

- Please note that i am fully sane and understand that warhamemr 40k is a hobby and is not real, also know that i do have goth friends and view goths as normal people just like everyone else, and that the two goth girls also understand and believe im a nut case (they laugh as i chase them). Im just a young man who gets into his hobbys, thank you for your time.

[Don Gonzo]

- When you spend your ENTIRE welfare payment on one model...Woo baneblade!

- When you find a green inkpad, paint yourself (totally) green, then walk around town in your underwear, And your friends Don't think it's strange.

- When you hurt your hand fixing a car, and the wound looks like 3 circles in a triangular formation, then gets infected. But you don't get it fixed because it "looks cool"

- When you don't want to convert some of your old (unused) marines into Chaos marines (which my Chaos army desperatly needs), because marines just wouldn't do that.

- When within 1 metre of where i'm sitting i can see:
8 leman russ variants (inc. 2 FW models, 3 conversions)
A Grey Knights command squad
An AU$150 converted Khornate Daemon Prince (forest dragon wings, minotaur lord head + axes)
Converted Khorne Dreadnaught (Leman Russ, Ork, and FW bitz), plus miscelleneous other things.
Maximillin Weissman's Limited Edition Lucius Pattern Baneblade s/n A524

- When you walk around with your friends and worry about unit coherency.

- ...And they do too.

- When at a mall you figure out how many people would fit under an ordinance template. (when scaled appropriately)

- When you don't have enough tanks.

- When you find a tyranid spore in your back. (happened to my housemate)

- Actually having all these things happen to one person.

[Guardsman #415]

Wait wait now hold on a min!!

I thought GW would take you to court if you get a tatoo of an Imperial logo or something on your arm?!

[theshadowduke]

Prolly, but they wont. Its free advertising.

[A. Val'Navat]

-When you think playing card games like Magic The Gathering is a form of heresy.
-When you think that your M1 rifle can be modded into a Lasgun.
-When you try to cosplay as the Emperor (or a Space Marine for that matter. Hell, anyone!)
-When you think all Elves are witches.
-When you're a tank commander and think that you should build sponsons on the sides of your M1A2 Abrams.

Please note that I have a universal dislike for elves.

[Tarot]

4- Saying "Sir/ma'am" to my teachers while giving them a Guardsman's sault! (Left arm to head, right arm down to right leg, feet together, then left hand behind back and feet apart when at ease/ see WA)

You do realise that that's a standard military salute, followed by the standard "at ease" posture? You've probably managed to convince your teachers that you're a military nut... MOD EDIT: Removed flame bait

-When you think playing card games like Magic The Gathering is a form of heresy.
It isn't?


-When you try to cosplay as the Emperor (or a Space Marine for that matter. Hell, anyone!)
BLAESA SAYS: Tell that to my working plug suit.

[TS_ahriman]

Can it dance?

Its name even starts with a P.

[Guardsman #415]

kblaes your not reading what im saying.

Standed sault is RIGHT hand to head with left hand to side, then arms behind back with feet apart. The Imperial Guard sault is with the left hand not the right, and the guardsman always keeps his right hand to his side.

MOD EDIT: Removed response to flame bait

[dark_11]

when you are always looking around and trying to work out where you would get the best cover save.

when you are near someone you dont like and are expecting a squad of space marines to come down and go exterminatus on his ass.

when you refuse to do religous education unless the emporer is somehow involved.

(note i am not guilty of any of these things... much)

[ZimZum]

When you take a thread like this to beyond a page.

[Brother Wolf]

When you take a thread like this to beyond a page.ZimZum for the win on that one!

* When you moderate 7 pages of 'you're into 40K when...'
* You feel compelled to state reasons via multiple posts in the 7 pages of 'you're into 40K when...'
* When you moderate 42 pages of 'The CC challenge Mk2' :wtf:

[ZimZum]

I never noticed those - you know you're into WH40K when you actually READ every post in seven pages of tripe.

[dark_11]

i'm guilty of that.

[Dropkick]

whats wrong with the CC challenge mrk 2? (sides me and my team sucking it up big time)

now if it was mrk 8...........

[Cannon_Fodder]

When you take a thread like this to beyond a page.

You know you're too into WH40K when you can't reply to a thread like this;

...because you spend most of your time in a straight jacket staring at padded walls, :nana:

[nareik123]

I am when i take the bus to games workshop lots of times, too many.

[ZellFish]

- When you walk around with your friends and worry about unit coherency.

- We do that, but we're just military nuts.

-When you spend your time running around the back yard, alone, in your Gaunts Ghost uniform, pretending to be hiding and killing Chaos cultists.

[ZimZum]

You know when you've been on this forum too long when you try to pick up your dohnut with the mouse. :(

[ZellFish]

Hah! I've done that. I once tried to click my radio off with the mouse pointer.

[spacewolflord]

- When some one passes gas and you say "Nurgle cultist" and display the Aquila in hopes it will save you from the smell.

[A. Val'Navat]

-When you think that giving blood donations is something that Khornate cultists would do
-When you spend more time in the WH40k TT & DoW forums. (I am such a master of the obvious.)


It isn't?

Obviously; only serious guys would think that.


BLAESA SAYS: Tell that to my working plug suit.

Okay. Unless I'm going to be a Guardsman cosplayer.

[TGVoid]

-When your bored so you try to make a 40k D&D

[nareik123]

When you go onto a 40K game on RolePlay online.

[Sir Plasma]

MOD EDIT: Removed non-fictional commentary on actual violence to another living creature

when you behead and burn children's toys as heretics.

when you have memorised all the codexes

[P4ntless_Ninja]

When you can speak Glossia.

[nareik123]

When you memorise the rules.

[Sir Plasma]

er, Armand, I meant imagining to Exterminatus a cat.

[Mr. Gobles]

:wtf2: ummm...

[Mrcrabby]

when you ummmm..... I know when spend at least thirty minutes try to decide which paint brush you need to buy.

[nareik123]

When i talk to Chris Murphy (insane boy at my school)

[Sir Plasma]

how does talking to 'insane' people make you too into 40K?

[thomas]

it just does :iws:

[nareik123]

Hey, he is insane and is addicted to 40K, i need to get rid of him somehow.

[History Lover]

You know your in too into 40K to much when you dump your hot(but bitchy and expensive) girlfreind to go buy a squad of fire warriors - happened to me last month....
Good on you! Girlfriends should at least tolerate your hobbies if not support them. You guys sound like me with war movies, when they depict wrong guns or tanks for the period.

I find myself sometimes uttering some of the computer game comments to myself...when Im NOT playing...ie "Vernerate the immortal Emperor", or "KILL, PURGE, CLEANSE"....and many others...Jon
Jon

[Cable]

This one just in:

Got a new hampster the other day. He's called Eisonhorn.

[Sir Plasma]

sweet! does Hammy have a daemonhost that can kill with a glance?

[P4ntless_Ninja]

If he hasn't got a kickass daemonhost, can the hamster at least speak Glossia? 'Cause that would be sweet.

[ZellFish]

You know you're too addicted when you're watching the trailers for Warhammer: Mark of Chaos and you let out a battle-cry along with their sargeant.

[Hoa]

you are to in to WH40k when
- you get off over painting sisters of battle or slannesh
- you try to transform your every day car into a landraider( me and my friend tried that with cardboard boxes)
- youre playing cricet or baseball and yell FOR THE EMPEROR! when you hit the ball
-you try making power armour with cardboard boxes
- you spend more than a third of your day on these forums
-you try making a full scale model of a SM and hoping it would come to life
- you see a goth and yell HERETIC
-you start making chaos and/or tyranid cults
-when you scour the net to find every last piece of fluff that was ever invented
and yeah.........

[ZimZum]

I'm guilty of the cardboard power armour.

[ZellFish]

you see a goth and yell HERETIC
-you start making chaos and/or tyranid cults
-when you scour the net to find every last piece of fluff that was ever invented
and yeah.........

Guilty, guilty, annd... guilty.

[Hoa]

heres a few more........
-clearing out your basement to make room for a chaos shrine
-you find a wooden stick and pretend its a powersword and even paint it
- going on a all nutrient pill diet hoping youll get the same physique as a SM
- you yell EXTERMINATUS at the group of goths/emos at you school or on the streets
-when youve made the chaos shrine you start hoping that you will become a host for one of the chaos gods
-when all you put on your mp3 player is KILL,PURGE,CLEAN repeating
-you go see a vampire movie like dracula and yell HERESY!!!! and then you get pulled out of the movies.
-you pretend to be a ork and try to find any useful junk that lies around
-you use quotes taken from the game/codecies in everyday talk
- you paint yourself green
- you name all your pets after people in WH40k
- you spend every waking minute thinking about fluff if it is valid or not.
theres some more

[ZimZum]

Shouldn't this thread have been locked by now? The moderators are normally more than happy to do so. Curse them.

Anyway, getting free models in exchange for doing the coffee runs for your local GW manager.

[nareik123]

When you get annoyed when you lose two codicies.
Guilty cause i've lost daemonhunters and chaos codex.

[Brother Wolf]

You know you're too addicted when you're watching the trailers for Warhammer: Mark of Chaos and you let out a battle-cry along with their sargeant.When you correct people like Zell by stating that he isn't a Sergeant, he is a Warrior Priest of Sigmar. :D

DOUBLE POST
Shouldn't this thread have been locked by now?I was hoping it would die a nice quiet death and after a 10 day decline, it was resurrected with new material. Hopefully it will die finally...

[Darkseid_Is]

Anyway, getting free models in exchange for doing the coffee runs for your local GW manager.

That's just called being lucky. I wish I had a GW store nearby where I could kiss ass to the staff for models.

[ZimZum]

Kiss ass? Woah woah woah, kissing their asses would've been above my station.

I just got the coffee.

[Darkseid_Is]

Kiss ass? Woah woah woah, kissing their asses would've been above my station.

I just got the coffee.

:notlisten

*snicker* Ah yes, what was I thinking, sorry for the mix up Zim.:p

[commisar antoni]

_if you want to pretend to run around with super soakers and act like guardsmen ( guilty )
_if you actually said the prayers to the empy at the Big Game at Gamesday ( guilty )
(double points if you said it with the sign of the aquillia on the chest )
_if you get mad at little kids cause they brake your "Super awesome lookin robot man tank"! ( dreadnaught ) ( I think were all guilty of this in some way )
_when you spend enough time at a hobby shop to make good freinds there ( guilty )

And why wouldnt you be pissed if you just lost 2 books at 20$ each? unless your rich, thats normal .

[spacewolflord]

Whats wrong with getting to know the other players there? It is perfectly normal to create social groups.

[ZimZum]

I was one of the guys that sat in the corner writing, drawing or reading all the fluff I could find. As for the coffee - I was promoted blister pack guy after many months of faithful service.

[solidzaku]

You know you're too into 40k when

You yell "For the Emperor!" in bed
You argue with Star Wars geeks that the Emperor was actually a Chaos Sorceror
You call Microsoft Tech Support and speak in Techna Linguis
You can't wait until MTV starts airing "Pimp My Dreadnought"

[nareik123]

Writing 40K stories.

[omega the end]

When you just read the entire IG, Tau, and BA codexs because your bored.

When you just read this whole thread and spent more time on the floor laughing than in the chair reading.

When you post more just to spite Brother Armand by not letting this thread die :P

(Guilty for all three)

[Brother Wolf]

Happy Fun Moderator is not a toy.
Do not spite Happy Fun Moderator.
Do not expose Happy Fun Moderator to ridicule or scorn.
Protect all orifices when in the presence of Happy Fun Moderator.

[spacewolflord]

When you hunt down every last 40k game music with a burning passion.

It true that a lot of it is not the best but a good amount of it is