i like the engineers i think, when they are under fire and one is killed, the one with the radio, its goes like WAAAAHHHH and the high prequent pitch from the radiocom, its awesome lol
i like the engineers i think, when they are under fire and one is killed, the one with the radio, its goes like WAAAAHHHH and the high prequent pitch from the radiocom, its awesome lol
Volks idling:
"All zese dead men... Women get les choosy."
Also, "After ze war I will teach German to Greta Garbo".
And finally:"Do you have P.O.W. camps in California?"
This is all from memory, mind.
I was playing a skirmish other day, there was a lull in the battle so things were kinda quiet. Happened to overhear a rifleman squad idle chatting while scrolling across them.
"What's up with these Europeans and all their goddamn statues?!"
I've played since release, never heard that. It floored me lmao.
My favourite was once where my Greyhound armoured car was attacked by a Puma:
"Greyhound getting raped by a Puma!".
It's just... the picture it puts in your head...
Been playing the game a month and I haven't heard a bunch of these! That's really cool.
Hi, once heard "The only good nazi's a fucked nazi!"
was in stitches for about half an hour after wards![]()
Axis Volkgren Squad - "We're in trouble now! The yankees are aimming!"
Allied Jeep - "Sitting duck...err... light recon reporting."
I chuckled the first time I heard the engineers say 'the only good nazi is a burnt nazi'
I needed full cardiac resus after hearing
"Ssshred Zose A$$h0les!" from an Axis MG crew.
Camp and threatening at teh same time, exactly what a Nazi should be imo.
One of my favorites is the crocodile's simple and straightforward "Buuurrrnnn, motherfucker"
And also, from the same unit, "Just burn that shit..."
Now we just need the unit to be useful![]()
WERE AIRBORNE! WERE MEANT TO BE SURROUNDED! - Busy Airborne
I don't know, but it sends chills down my spine when ever the Axis tanks go, "Pride of the Fatherland". Just the way the say it sounds so cool
Volksgrenadiers: When you click the button to recruit more and fill up the squad they say "Oh great...replacements." Or something like that.
Sherman Croc - "Burn those bastards!" Another straightforward line.
Airborne - "I'm a little fucking busy!!"
Where's the Bloody Taanks!!??
My Favorites Are:
"Burrn Mother Fucker!" - Crocodile
"Drop your dicks and move the FUCK out!" - Rifleman
The greatest lines are when the airborne are being ripped to shreds by flack or mgs or a ton of infantry and theres one man left. He gets all hysterical going "THEYRE ALL DEAD THEYRE ALL DEAD!!!!111one111!" or "IM THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!111! IM THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!111!" and then he gets killed most likely with a gurgle sound... ='[
Wow, that's amazing, I want my units to do that. Zealous warriors are the most fierce kind of warrior.ohh! and with Zeal my last grenedier stood up with an stg44 and yelled- "Till ze last fucking man!" he dies soon after![]()
lol i meant with the ablility of ZEAL from the terror doctrine, which makes the squad of men fight harder as they take casualties![]()
another one i forget and is also quite amusing:
volks squad leader to his squad "move children - move ! "
such paternal attitude warms heart ^^
@ #67
I think it is GROUND, not cow =)
best lolAllied Jeep - "Sitting duck...err... light recon reporting."
not really a line from any of the units. but whenever you lose an entire squad of infantry, sometimes a voice out of nowhere says "we've lost a unit......they're all dead." it usually makes me laugh because of the ridiculous situation i just put that infantry in.
#74
#75
I think that last one is a mortar team.
Same voice that says
"let me guess, you found nazi's and you want them dead."
-Fitz
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i herd a good one today about Klaus lol... was the volks that said it
"Hurry up klaus" or somehting lol, was funny
If the sergeant is dead, do the units get a different voice?
"Just give me a gun, one round, and point me at Berlin." - Awesome
Where do you guys hear all this dialogue? I hear all the normal command-order dialogue but most of the funny stuff I can't hear it. Do they just say it randomly or under specific situations?
It's when u decide to turn all SFX off and turn the voices up to high.
WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS AND NEW YORK, AND WE'RE GOIN TO SOUTH DAKOTA, AND OREGON AND WASHINGTON, AND MICHIGAN! AND THEN WE'RE GOIN BACK TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! HYEAAAAAAAAH!
Oh wait....That wasn't in the game, that was Howard Dean.
But they should add that.
"GRENADIERS!!!!" - It's kinda cool for a wake up call....maybe I should set that as my phone alarm.
Is it possible to mix the Axis voices from the German version with the ones in the English version?
"join the army they said, it'll be fun they said" Engineers, ah i love that one.
someone is tired of the war
edit: some dialogs as "just give me a rifle, one round and point me at berlin" reminds me of Saving private ryan. Jackson (the Sniper) says something familiar during the movie.
And "we are airborne, we are supposed to be surrounded" is familiar with Band of brothers, when Dick says "we are paratrooper, we are ment to be surrounded.
just a though.
I told my Volks to attack-move, which I usually don't (Because if you do that, they stay at range instead of getting close) and the Volks leader gave some little speech, I don't remember it well because the battle was close and I was busy elsewhere, but it was something like,
"Its ok Volksgrenadiers, every man has fear. We must attack! Attaaaack!!"
I just noticed that when you zoom real close in on units you hear them talking with each other, entirely new dialogues not just the unit ack's. 88' crewman was saying - I don't remember exactly what, the meaning was along the lines of 'I'll get lots of medals, you guys just watch' and something about SS.
(This was before the patch incidentally, I just thought to mention it now)
"Good enough for army work" - great line
I was testing the cinematic mode last night, played a skirmish game against the computer and was watching that replay... I got a disproportionate amount of "Ich immer tu was ich sage" - in different voices, hushed and out loud (I have german speech installed). Was surreal. But funny!
I mean, it was like, *zoom on idle unit* "Ich immer tu was..." *cut to different unit* "...immer tu was ich..." *cut to third camouflaged unit* "[quietly] ...was ich sage"
Last edited by alphamale; 16th Nov 06 at 3:14 AM. Reason: clarification
Not really amusing, but the sound of "Heavy cav, ready and waiting" always fills my heart with joyOr "Pride of the fatherland" coming from Panthers if I'm not mistaking.
Oh what does amuse me is the axis sniper saying "Let's have a looksie" (or something similar)
I like the double meaning of 'Pride of the fatherland' - since pride is also the name of groups of (big) cats (at least lions, but since the german heavy boys are Panthers and Tigers...).
I also like it when you upgrade German units to Elite, and you get the Speech: "From a great full farther land in our glorious struggle, honor and blood, I present you this iron cross"! Love it.
My fav. is probably, 'We now survey the batttlefield with the eye of the reichs eagle', when you do the LOS thing in Defensive. The accent is just perfect. This game has the best sound ever.
Is it possible to mix the German version voices and the English version voices?
I loved it when my riflemen were moving through a farm and found a dead cow. One of the dudes starts yelling out "BESSIE?? BESSIE IS THAT YOU GIRL!?!?"
I had a pinned down Axis Officer and ordered him to move, he shouted back "FUCK YOU!". I haven't been able to replicate that dialogue since then.
I often hear "Stop pushing" when I zoom in on a weapon crew.
I think there's one where an allied pershing (maybe a tiger) goes "Ready to field the big guns?"
There are so many great lines, nice job relic.
somthing idle grens and volks say on their own is "Survival is treason in this army!"
"Stawp Pushing..." - Sniper
"Stop POOOOshing!" - Volk
"I always do my part...." - Stormtrooper
"I ALWAYS do MY part!" - Pioneer
"Why didn't you?" - Grenadier
"Jesus Conrad! Tie your f***ing shoelaces!" -- An angry Rifleman Squad Leader.
"If I see one more bag of f***ing dirt..." --An angry engineer after laying down one too many sand bags.
"Pride of the Fatherland!" Ooh that one make me quiver in delight.
My favourite was when I had just managed to kill two STugs with two riflemen squads and I sent one home to reinforce when suddenly a shell comes out of the fog of wars and two guys from the remaining squad going flying I hear, "Ah F***CK!"
Turns out it was another STug
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Alkaidia [Al-kay-dee-uh]. Not in reference to terrorists, the common misperception. But a name my brother and I came up with in the mid 90s.
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