CoH 1.6 Patch Status Thread - Discuss Here

[Noir]

[finalizer]

[Winner909]

-hoping for a new map-

[Ecthelion]

I think they should put Buggo into the game.

Have her run around as the embedded journalist!

ROFL

[Noir]

Then you'd have cries of "BUGGOIMBA"

[ServerToni]

What means QA testing?

[ugordan]

Quality Assurance testing. Testing to make sure silly bugs (such as Axis tanktraps not working all of the sudden or Puma engine damage) are flushed out before release.

[ServerToni]

ok thanks. Hope it will be soon released

[Virigoth]

Quality Assurance testing. Testing to make sure silly bugs (such as Axis tanktraps not working all of the sudden or Puma engine damage) are flushed out before release.

Touche

[CWO4EVIL]

BUGGO the imbeded . Would it be a global upgrade? Doctrine specific? A spammable unit? Off map unit? Axis/Allied? What special abilities? How many MP/FUEL/MUNI ? ..........................................

[Imperial Honour]

Buggo
Relic Specific Doctrine
Cost: Buggo's Salary
Role: Annoys the heck out of the enemy releasing tantilising (sp?) teasers and stuff, which ultimately leads to the Axis and Allied forces dieing due to to much stress from the anticipation (sp?).
Result: Relic conquers the battle map with only needing to press a button entitled ""BUGGO'S TORTURE CAMPAIGN"".


I'm already calling IMBA on the balance forums as only Relic can play as Relic in Company of Heroes and the Allies and Axis have no counters avaliable apart from snipers which are quickly solved with the Relic doctrine called ""Snipers Are Terrorists"" which makes a mini model of the US government appear to lock away any threats to the Buggo ability since they suspect them as being terrorists and threats to the US.

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I had my fun so back on-topic...

Hopefully patch 1.6 brings along much better balance, even more bug fixes, any Relic Online fixes (if needed) and stuff. While I can't wait for the patch the community as a whole I do beleive would rather suffer a couple more days wait to have a more perfect patch then a rush or totally IMBA\Bugged\whatever else patch if that ever happens to 1.6 (which better not lol, seriously though it better not)

Regards,
IH


p.s: I hope Buggo has a good sense of humour and doesn't deicde to torture us wth tantilising (sp?) info and stuff about COH: OF for this... rofl

[Gratuk]

nothing to see here.. move along

[drChengele]

They are giving the patch to be tested by the QA crew? Again? After all they've done in the past?

Buggo, just give the patch to us as is. At least that way there will be a reasonable excuse for game-breaking bugs and imbas

Then we, the online community can be your QA crew . Maybe get us a nice sallary... positions at Relic... for me, production director sounds nice for starters...

[Winner909]

please?

[Hellraiser]

Oh good it looks like 1.6 is going to be released soon. Just in time when my new replacement cpu arrives(my old one got fried bah crappy non-amd heatsink fans). Either way with the new improved QA procedures we shouldn't see stuff such as the bugged tank traps appearing.

[drChengele]

The only thing that would improve the old QA procedures would be lining up the people at QA up against a wall and sending for all the Axis players in the world with pitchforks .

Kidding, of course. I have high hopes for 1.6. And yes, I am drunk now and tomorrow morning I will deny I said it.

[CWO4EVIL]

Hey DOC . Don't leve so soon I'm buying the next round.

[drChengele]

Aw, what the heck. .

Cheers.

[NumenorLord]

Evil, pas d'alcool mon ami! Put down the shots, you've had enough.

[CWO4EVIL]

Numer when your 21 I'll buy you your first...............

Till then keep off my sack.







P.S.

Love You Brother

[Winner909]

i need some

[Nolite]

I'm glad 1.6 has reached QA testing. That should mean that the patch can be released within a month from now, which by all means is better than no time line at all. Thanks Relic, and don't you miss if allied jeeps can drive straight through axis dragon teeth in this patch. Thank you.

[princeofpersia]

when do you think Patch 1.7 is out??

[Winner909]

isn't it like may 7th or something?

[Mamboparadise]

just out of curiosity..
does anyone remember how long the last patch took in QA stage?..

[LoneWolf666]

QA takes from 2 to 4 weeks, usually.

[Swoodle1]

bah you got my hopes up. I thought this was about 1.6!!!!!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR,

but yea 2-4 weeks pending if they find issues.

[Atro]

Release imminent now!

[CoHtheConqueror]

1.6 is about to come!!!

Is release imminant like hours or days?

[advarntek]

imminant like hours or days?

it is within the a week. well thats what buggo says

[drChengele]

Yay! Release imminent! Relase imminent! OH MY GOD PEOPLE, DON'T PANIC, RELEASE IMMINENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Eeeeer, that is to say... yay!B)

[Patton182]

For 1.5, I remember reading release imminent while at work, and then logging on at home a few hours later to find it released.

Won't hold my breath though - besides Heroes will be on!

[roflmao]

Im so happy! xD.

[Brendan]

whoa, this thread has exploded!

[SScRiBLe]

i need 1.6 patch notes!!!1111

[BlackLabel]

Dont suspect the "end of all patches" you might be dissapointed. Chill and we will see... By the time the patch is out..try to remember THIS.

[roflmao]

I know. But at least the first 2 months we wont know what to do and exploit, and it will be virtually balanced xD.

[fldash]

lmao roflmao

[BlackLabel]

There allways can be *insert balance mod name of your choice here* to give enough input to discuss.

[drChengele]

By the time the patch is out..try to remember THIS.

No can't do, sorry. I've already downloaded the random insult generator, and have bought the dirty word thesaurus. Now all that remains is waiting for the changelog.

[BlackLabel]

The Doc.C little books of facinating unbeatable backedup with reason insult book ? Is it on amazon allready ?

[roflmao]

fuk u allies will still be number 1 on the CoH insult book.

[BlackLabel]

Its is....*insert ingame chatter* you only build the IMBA units dont you....

[0mar]

I'm taking bets on what obvious bug gets through QA. My guess is Allied Tanks get heavy crush.

[Krenshaw]

Go go jeeps with heavy crush!

[BlackLabel]

Opps thats evil. I have a better one. The Nebel is acctually usefull. Or maybe they read too many of those *make wire passable for inf but it tooks a while but they can be easy shoot at*polls... But it only works for germans.

[Krenshaw]

We can't have that BlackLabel. That would buff Axis. Buffing Axis is badddddd.

[roflmao]

I have come to the conclusion CoH favors realism over balance.

After all the allies won the war, so it only makes sense making them more powerful doesn't it?

xD.

[Winner909]

so if we can't buff axis, we need the jeep to be more useful (for no reason)

how about givinng it uber AP shells so it can kill a tiger in one round

[BlackLabel]

Ah true...dammit. I hoped for some axis love but well...Just erase all Tiers but stay with 1+3 and make them booth cost 1500 manpower, 666 fuel and 300 spartan munitions.