it's no world that I want to be apart from, quick to the steam powered flux capacitor, we shall go back to a time when hats were hats, men were men and steam powered automatons roamed the streets!
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#51
it's no world that I want to be apart from, quick to the steam powered flux capacitor, we shall go back to a time when hats were hats, men were men and steam powered automatons roamed the streets!
http://spinningplatesmusic.blogspot.com/ - My Blog
"The book of love has music in it, in fact that's where music comes from, some of it is just transcendental, some of it is just really dumb"
To the Zeppelin!
*waits for the "oh......shit" *
P.s- this should get archived.
"Celtic fans right now sit in silence and watch, and hope that the damage doesn't get any worse from this Graham Carey free kick. Away by Wilson. Teale. Still options waiting in the middle for St. Mirren...OH, AND THEY HAVE ANOTHER ONE! It's stunning! It's absolutely stunning at Hampden park! And it's Steven Thompson, who scores his thirteenth goal of the season, and that might just be the goal that takes St. Mirren into the league cup final!" - 27/01/2013
#54
Oh darn, I still had to go on horseback!
Ah, good show old boy!
You've masterly uncovered our dastardly and devious systematic plan of action.
Now, if you don't mind my discourteousness, I bid you good day.
(TO THE FLYING MACHINE!)
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#56
ARGH MY EYES! I must shield them from this storm of incoming bullshit!
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
Wikipedia acknowledges the fact...
#58
It must Be TRUE!
My Portfolio
Romans 12:1 <3
#59
#60
Bah, you're just jealous that for all your Bismarckian bluster, you never had a proper empire, and what little you did manage to cadge we took off you in short order.Originally Posted by Moe
A young clerk thought that Curzon's memorandum was balls. But he was afraid to say so directly, so he wrote faintly in the margin, "Round Objects". Lord Curzon replied in a note: "Who is Mr. Round, and why does he object?"
-Sir Alan Lascelles
3310168954 wins an internet for that screenie.
p.s- does May come before April these days? Damn i feel old.
#62
I'm taking bets on which modmin registered 3310168954 as an account. Bids begin at $1.
um....... i would go with Squid........ cause hes Squid.
#64
Moe!
Wow, no amount of icanhascheezburger pictures can illustrate this fail.
Anyway, off to be Victorian, tally ho!
#66
Wikipedia has got it wrong. The forums were around since time immemorial, we've just had the most posters in 1885. The first posts were crude cave drawings of 'fy-ah' and 'boobs'.
My Interceptor is better than your Interceptor.
#67
I've been reading into the history of the Relic boards since this came to light. Apparently they were the first outlet used by Henry VIII to express his desire to break with Rome, the King alleging that the Pope was a "n00b". Records stretch back even further- a member using the handle of 'Hannibal' devoted entire sections of the Balance forum to bitching about how the Romans were IMBA.
Doltmarines, for the Emprah: the place to play Dawn of War: Soulstorm
"The ecosystem! We destroy that and this is ovah! CHAAAARGE!" - Lomax
Blood and Balls: the Relicnews Doltathon Blood Bowl Blog (awaiting renovation)
"I'd probably lose my shit if I saw a mushroom with a mouth, eyes, and legs walking toward me in real life. That doesn't make me afraid to play Mario." - Starblade
#68
I think the romans whined hannibal was IMBA more, elephants mountain climbing ability was apparently a bug
#69
Hannibal had a point though, the Romans were totally IMBA. No matter how many of them you killed they always spawned more.
#70
Yeah but they infighted plenty :/
Alexander was IMBA. Glitched untill assassination.
"So, you wonder what this machinery is for, dear friend? It's rather obvious, I fear: This piece of string is attached to a big piece of cheese, as you can see. As the water runs out of this counterweight, the cheese will gently lower itself, until it is at eye's height and within reach of the rat in the wheel. The animal, half starved as it is, will take bites from the cheese, thus moving the wheel and pulling the pin from that clockwork there and that bridge over here. The ball, free to move now, will roll down there while the clockwork starts to wind up. As the ball finally lands on this platform, it will trigger the button on the end and loosen the spring underneath the platform, be propelled upwards and hit the magnifying glass, turning it exactly 45 degrees. The concentrated beam of light will now light the candle, and that little flame, hungrily eating through the rope holding you above the piranha basin, will end our little dispute. But I have other affairs to tend to. I trust we won't be seeing each other again."
#73
This is too beautiful for words.
#74
I hearby rename you Starbladesworth of Relicton Manor.
#75
I demand links.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1885
There ye be.
I suggest all wanting to keep this should start a chat about it, and any who don't have accounts should post in that chat with wild support for the change.
#77
Sorry for small size...
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I believe the poor guy is too embarrassed to show up anymore.
Yes, i wonder why?
#80
Or it was just a smurf?
Spoiler
(Not me by the way, but let's just say the IP resolves to a range.Spoiler
That encompasses one person.Spoiler
Registered as Nurizeko.)
Spoilsport, squid.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got me some Swedes to kill.
"We are the most civilised race in the world. We have more exquisite ways to kill than any other."Lord Vraneth the Cruel, master of Har GanethFormerly DarkelfLord
Bets on how long that will stay up?
I bet £1 for 2 days.
I wonder if the creation of the forums had anything to do with the publishing of Good Housekeeping?
#83
Oi you, darkelf! Aren't you supposed to be overtaken by the wave of pan-scandinavian supernationalism sweeping across your way about now? I thought we agreed our king was better!
Oh, and apparently Lord Squiddenton Seabottom has been replaced by Guybrush Threepwood. In addition, all discussion of bears and what they are being brought have been suspended in favour of debating the awesomeness of pirates.
Maybe you agreed your king was better, but I certainly didn't! I'll fight till the day I die or we get our own king, whichever comes first!
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have seen Ibsen's latest play, would you? The Wild Duck? Quite fascinating I assure you.
A Relic meme has been born. I'm glad I was there to see its birth.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
#86
actually I found this more concerning,
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#87
This is one of the best threads ever
Ha I laugh at your face. Lord Churchill has invited one to India for hunting,polo and tea. His sons, especially Wiston, seem to have a lot of potential
#89
Sorry!, I don't want any adventures, thankyou. Not today. Good morning!
Good morning!
And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for you damn squids!.
Spoiler
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#90
This thread is made of win, I have not laughed so hard in quite a while.
Taking bets on how long the wiki entry stays up
Thanks sidewinder for letting us know of this awesome thread.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
-Carl Sagan
#92
I spy an historical image too!
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#93
Reki, that is AWESOME. Am trying to think of some other humourous way to alter it but coming up short...
#94
what? humorous alterations? sir, that is an historical document.
#95
So you say this series of tubes is a forum for the discussion of relics? Capital idea! You know, I've become quite convinced the Shroud of Turin is a fraud? Also, tell it to ask if anyone has any information on where that spear has got to?
And to that cad who dared proclaim Oscar II the best monarch available for my great nation; for shame! We can do better than your French bootlick any day!
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Winter is coming.
#96
Forgive my slip of the tongue, Master Reki, 't'was but a wit! Rather, what I meant to say was that I desire to make further additions to this most venerable of documents in the pursuit of scholarly accuracy and the wisdom brought by knowledge and understanding of the past.
#97
jolly good show! It seems that those Wikipedia fiends were not as approving of my pursuit of scholarly accuracy and the wisdom brought by knowledge and understanding of the past, however.
(pirate pic is gone..)
#98
'Tis an outrage! Sir Starbladesworth the Third shall not stand for this! Instead I shall sit down. Mmm yes, indeed I shall.
The Picture is gone! Oh raddle fiddles. Bah!
Anyway how long do you think it will stay there before the Dictatorship Admins of Wiki notice it.
P.s- Best thread ever. Deserves to be archived.
#100
http://wiki.reliccommunity.com/1885
Historical documents in the most trustworthy of sources
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