Here's my contribution:
Back when I was playing Star Trek : Starfleet Command online, I was sick of the gameplay along with other things.
After being totally fed up from losing my grand Federation CAI [not easy to earn ships when not doing the equivalent of constant hack and slash!] for my wingman decided to try out, of all things a Q-ship right at the Fed/Romulan frontier, I decided to play funny, so to speak.
My next ship was named "USS Cannon Fodder", and was a tiny FFE [escort frigate].
So I brought the thing out with minor outfitting, and on patrol, ran into a human-flown Romulan CL [light cruiser]. Since the ship's name indeed is true if I decided to try and fight the much superior Romulan ship without support, I decided to roleplay a bit.
*launches probe for contact ID*
[rough open chat log]
"Romulan cruiser, this is the USS Cannon Fodder, you are in violation of our borders. You are requested to turn back at once or be fired upon"
"Haha die fed!"
Those people I tell you, have no sense of humor!