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what happens if you take pills with food when it says not to. Im taking Minocycline.______________]Pas neoprenowy[/url]
#2
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The only acceptable thing to post here is what happens to you if you take pills with food when it says not to.
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#3
your penis will get bigger
#4
Well, it wasn't pretty. My little sister took Flintstones vitamins with her spaghettios and Vanished right out of the timeline. Well, she wasn't so much vanished as dragged. ymmv
#5
you will be attacked by medical insurance ninjas.
#6
A tear will materialize (unmaterialize?) in the fabric of space-time itself and spew forth a legion of terrors the mere sight of which will drive the bravest man insane.
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#7
#8
You will be attacked by
There we were, ready to charge the loyalist scum, and then suddenly we were under fire from our west flank. Batshit mental. We turn to return fire, and somehow they sneaked a bunker in, right next to us! We didn't have any meltas so we got the hell out of there. CREEEEED!
this
Alternatively, two thousand, nine hundred, sixty three assault monkeys armed with machine guns and throwing knives will utterly destroy your house and lawn. Then four hundred twelve uberninjas with molotov cocktails will target your vehicular transports. Finally, Sephiroth will cause a miniature supernova that will implode your computer. You will be left connectionless and poisoned by purple flurp. Have fun ^.^
Life gives you a present...
And then kicks you in the balls >_>
You will alternately vomit copiously and experience the joys of explosive diahorrea until you fear you might die. This will continue until you fear you might not die.
Actually, if you're taking the product you were retained to advertise here, you might skip that process and just die.
#12
Your stomach explodes.
My Interceptor is better than your Interceptor.
I think you become haunted by a ghost robot.
No matter what the task is, one Ork moving unseen can do it.
#15
It's the end of the world as we know it...
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
#16
congratulations,
i believe you are now pregnant!
I suggest you go to family planning services now.
the number is 911
Generally speaking:
I guess day 1 DLC was too casual for EA, so let's start doing 8-month-early DLC! - Shuma
Eagerly awaiting DoW3 with mod tools. You hear me Relic?!
#18
Sit back and enjoy the ride sunshine. You're going on a mystical journey through space and time whether you want to or not.
AKA: LoneStranger, lonestranger or some other variant.
#19
It sorta depends on which pill you take, doesn't it.
I mean... One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
Ra Owa : AAHHHH!!!! ITS A ROCK!
Troubleshooter : Wha... oh... Pfffttt... Prove it. :}
Ra Owa : ... [sputtering] ... o.O ... Its SCIENCE!
Your digestive system will reverse.
#21
Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography
#22
Retromidichloriolysis.
#23
Diarrhea, lots and lots of diarrhea.
#24
The food eats the pills, becomes sentient, and bursts through your ribcage, and unleashes a devilishly wicked creature called a Hobbit.
OR
the pill eats your stomache (no food) and becomes sentient, breaks through your intestines resulting in a light brown smear with a hint of red, and unleashes a devilishly cute-yet-smelly creature known as a Teddy bear.
Either way you're screwed.
*mildly disgusted with negative price discrimination*
#25
Your stomach will implode!
You are going to die. Tell your mom you love her.
Sluggas beat Dreads for cost
#27
Minocycline may be used in renal impairment, but may aggravate systemic lupus erythematosus.
I will personally smack your face in order to punish your shamefull lack of respect for the work of the guy who wrote the instruction leaflet.
Shame on you!
I will use Google before I ask dumb questions!
#29
No, this is not just sci fi. It will happen to you.
#32
You will be attacked by endless waves of killer chickens. Fortunately the pills will allow you to fend them off with the Master Sword.
In your head.
I am an Iron Warrior! Iron Within, Iron Without!
You will gain the knowledge to deduce why 20 pounds is like 30 if a guy lifts.
The catch
In exchange for your humanity
You'll become a nun with superpowers!
You shall be accelerating the inevitable success of my Machiavellian schemes, precisely according to plan.
93% Explorer, 53% Killer, 40% Achiever, 13% Socialiser
You will become a Daywalker.
A Russian will teleport into your home with a large banana. He will then spontaneously combust. The banana will go flying and hit you in the face. You will freeze over instantly. In the year 2424, you will be thawed and sent to the front line in a battle against the armies of the Moste Eville ande Terrifyinge monsters known as the Randomly Exploding Sheep. A tornado will tear through their camp and catapult them all into you, causing carnage. You will not die, however. Once this has happened, a ship full of hyper-evil squid beings will land and turn the whole planet into a giant Biro. This will evolve into a fountain pen, of which the ink cartridge will explode. You will be blue.
Let's sail in this sea of charms
Let's drown underneath the stars
What
You will suffer a mild headache for 3 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes and 4 seconds. After which point your brain asplode, then every individual piece of brain will mutate into a miniature version of yourself, infected with "Headachesplosionbraintationia" and spread the virus around the world, until every humans brain asplode.
#40
Please remember that two pills are like six pills if a guy lifts.
Edit: It seems I have been corrected below. Disregard my previous medical advice. Current research indeed indicates that 20 pills are 30 pills no lifting when you don't sit. The author doesn't state his gender so I cannot say whether they should divide 2 if not a girl, not sitting. For standing lifting non-sitting guy then 10 is still the recommended dosage.
Take 2 tablets orally after meals but remember that steak is like lettuce if a guy eats.
Last edited by oneredpanther; 20th Feb 10 at 9:23 AM.
I thought we decided you take 20 pills no lifting for 30 pills if guy, so divide 2 you don't sit, you get 10 pills but for guy it no 30, so 20 would be for guy if you werent a girl.
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#43
oh god
The more you know
#44
You will be able to spawn bananas!
#45
this:
I will punch your mum.
Exactly where I am yet to decide.
Edit: Decided- left breast, definatley left breast.
Profit of course.
Take pills
Eat food
????
Profit!
You will turn into a cow.
The grass you eat will mutate inside your stomach and cause you to give wine instead of milk.
The wine will become orange juice after being outside your body for 42 seconds.
The orange juice is rancid, and the smell of it will cause your brain to become mush.
Because your brain is now mush, you get fired out of the ion cannon.
Enjoy your short life.
edit to cagecrawler: I LOVE xkcd!
Last edited by ajlsunrise; 20th Feb 10 at 6:07 PM.
#49
behaviour induction
also: terrible taste for footwear
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