Link to news articleArticle citation
One-liner summary of article.
[Optional: Rhetorical question]
Demand of discussion.
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#1
Link to news articleArticle citation
One-liner summary of article.
[Optional: Rhetorical question]
Demand of discussion.
Uninsightful remark.
#3
statement from the administration to remain on topic or thread will be locked
#4
Unnecessary off topic jab against USA.
Back seat moderating.
[edit]generic edit of original message with stern warning - Dyn[/edit]
#6
statement steering discussion back ontopic with link to wiki reference of topic
#7
Plebian comparison of moderators with nazis.
#8
Invective against the forum administration.
#9
statement about picture in OPs article clearly being photoshopped
#10
Lock.
#11
retraction of lock after staff internal discussion.
Oblique Marx reference about fascist systems playing out on the forums.
#13
Firing of junior mods over the incident.
#14
Insinuation of political bias in posters.
Vehement rant about China and the forum's contribution to global warming
#16
Gramatically incorrect and semantically incoherent exposition of naive suburban american teenage political opinion on world politics.
Poor criticism of right wing politics revealing misunderstanding of sociopoliticoeconomic dynamics.
#17
Hypocritical post about lack of contribution to thread.
#18
lolcat image, immediately edited out to avoid forum rules but with an apology remaining so that everyone can still know that the poster is a real wit.
A young clerk thought that Curzon's memorandum was balls. But he was afraid to say so directly, so he wrote faintly in the margin, "Round Objects". Lord Curzon replied in a note: "Who is Mr. Round, and why does he object?"
-Sir Alan Lascelles
#19
cupcakes reference
Statement about article in which clearly shows author did not read said article.
Pedantic and sarcastic comment showing no interest in the topic.
AAAAH! The Styx and stones! They're breaking my bones! The Ferryman, Futurama
#22
Reference to thread several months ago discussing this topic.
A link showing a superior solution to the dilemna only to be discovered it was actually a Star Trek episode.
gfwl= Blatant Silence
Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by the dozens. -Montaigne
Complaint of how administration locks threads too quickly, and demand something be done about this or member X and I will quit purchasing Relic games.
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#25
Sarcastic remark.
Assertion of superior knowledge/perspective regarding the topic at hand.
Comment on something remotely related to article then becoming lost completely and stating something completely irrelevant.
Cut and Paste response to something completely different
«There's a bit of Doomrider in all of us.»
-www.Sloganizer.net
#29
Overly wordy statement regurgitating what's already been said merely to comment and look intelligent.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
#30
Grammar nazi omnislash.
Winter is coming.
Questioning if 30 hitlers like 20 hitlers if you're an assbee?
An object at rest cannot be stopped.
#32
Insulting rant about parties involved in the article followed by an admittance to downloading warez.
#33
Insensitive statement about mental and/or physical health of people referenced in article while questioning their sexual orientation.
AKA: LoneStranger, lonestranger or some other variant.
#34
Low-brow comparison of previous posters to console players.
#35
Off topic remark about sexual preferences of PC elitists.
#36
Backseat moderating, noisily crowing that the poster of message No. 32 will be banned.
#37
summoning squid for a scientific evaluation of the data provided within the OP
#38
"Forum ate my post and I had to retype" complaint.
Helpful comment to new forum member explaining purpose of posts is to baldly characterize typical content and thread flow in the most generic and concise language possible.
Suggestion that complaint content within topic should be moved to forum issues.
[habitual nickname signature prefaced by two dashes]
#39
Refutation about how 'new blood' is necessary.
Self-referential tongue-in-cheek wisecrack about contributor's age.
[habitual nickname signature prefaced by two dashes]
#40
Snipe at one snippet of the argument while ignoring the rest of it.
"Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth."
#41
Retropun(TM)
:smilie_signifying_humour:
[habitual nickname signature prefaced by two dashes]
#42
Reply to post #39 with comment on sad remembrance of moderating when CoH released.
#43
Exasperated sigh.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
#44
Slightly reworded statement about picture in OPs article clearly being photoshopped since I didn't read the preceding pages.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
#45
Facepalm
#46
Religion!
Proclamation of idiocy!
#47
Threats of physical violence combined with assertion of superior physique and reference to others as dorks
Remember: you're a blogger. Pretense is your co-pilot.
Witty rebuttal to threats of physical violence combined with assertion of superior physique and reference to others as dorks citing leading to self-absorbed spiel about poorly thought out world domination scheme.
Brief paragraph relating to thread having no idea what I'm talking about leading to arbitrary reference to Aprature Science Weighted Companion cube, and/or Garry's mod
[Insert 300 refrences as nessiscary]
Life goes on EXCEPT FOR YOU! ^^
#49
I have no ideas about what's going on.
Praises towards PRC government for Sichuan Earthquake relief works
Completely unrelated post about luffs Buggo.
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