Here be dolts
This be my sexy time group for orgasmising dolt SM multiplayerings. Feel free to join, there can only be more dolts. Overpower the public with sheer numbers rather than skill, that's our motto.
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Here be dolts
This be my sexy time group for orgasmising dolt SM multiplayerings. Feel free to join, there can only be more dolts. Overpower the public with sheer numbers rather than skill, that's our motto.
Knife King of Doltland
I'm not surprised. Anything within three feet of you seems to end up full of knife shaped holes.
#2
So, we are like IG wearing SM armour? Nice
Originally Posted by Octopus Rex
The mechanicus still hasn't cottoned on that the shipment of Astartes plate wasn't downed by Ork gunfire.....ahem.
I've played with some of you clan group before. Nice set of people. But just what the hell does Dolt mean or stand for?
Brother Malkael will gladly lend his support to the Dolt chapter\warband for future campaigns. I don't know about us being Imperial Guard in Power Armour though, since last time I checked we rolled all before us yesterday when we got our own little team going of 5+ people.
One percent of the Blood Gods consume 99 percent of the blood and skulls. #OccupyTheSkullThrone
"Repent! For Tomorrow You Shall Die!"
STEAM & GFWL: Malkael (Brother Malkael)
I'm in.
I suck, therefore I shall join.
Victory through overwhelming fail!
You have my Tackle and Stalker Bolter/Deamon Eye Bolter!
What is this? I don't even...
I feel compelled to join this steam group. Admire my totally unimpressive bolter skills.
#10
@snakeb1te: Dolt is the expression of what bestest things you can find in these parts of the intarwebz.
More seriously though, that's a remembrance of sorts of one of the RN members of old who has sadly left us too early, viz. Murph.
We look to the heavens so that one day our children may look back towards home.
And my fail bolter.
And my 1hitkill thunda-hammar.
Definitely inMy combat blade shall taste blood!
(Formerly "The Herald")
"The bible is like an EULA. People just scroll past everything and click "I agree" without reading it."
-Moe
I'd consider buying it on PC just to play with you guys....currently on XBL.
Count me in, though don't expect to see me in game much before the weekend, step brothers in on an evening, and it's a shared net so i lag like hell when he's in, and i work mornings.
Last edited by Carl; 13th Sep 11 at 2:27 PM.
I don't know what i'm talking about, ignore me.
Thousands of years ago, Egyptians worshipped what would become our ordinary housecat. The cats have never forgotten this.
Great idea Pock. I echo Arcinatus - I'm on XBL, will consider buying for PC when the price drops so I can join you Dolts
Yeah, I also just joined the group though I'm yet unable to play. My copy of the CE is still shipping and I'm finishing the last few pages of my bachelor thesis, so there's plenty of time at hands afterwards
#18
I will clog the enemy weapons with my huge armoured form, for Doltery!
You wouldn't believe how often I make that goddamn typo. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Infuriating. :P
Damm, thnx for pointing it out Nuri. Been speed typing, i tend to spellcheck the big text walls but not the littile posts. Too much hassle to copy in and out of my word processor.
And yes i'm the guy with the Qwarr Jet picture as my avatar, appropriatte here.
add my failsaw too!
Take everything in Moderation - Even Modding
Models created for Homeworld projects
HWU mod Modeler
Galactic Council Mod Contributor
You shall be in awe of my powersword windmill skills! Whoosh whoosh!
I'll gladly lend my HBolter to the group... however, are most Dolts in europe or the UK? I tried some L4D2 with y'all a while back and my pings were always 300+.
#23
Don't worry, it's not like there was any coherency in the connectivity and lag, given how many issues there are of 'GODSDAMNED SINGLE RED BAR!!!' and teleporting amongst players from the same parts.
If I, from Australia, can play decently well with Dolts all the way over in Europe then surely you could be able to as well, all things permitting. Not saying that latency will not be an issue, but it wasn't terribly bad when I played with Pock, Infi, Hirm and co considering I still managed to contribute to the team pretty well (doubly so as HB Dev in a couple of games).
Ah, the steamgroup shall have my kamikaze raptor skillz!
Invite me whenever for uber fail
Can't remember the last time I played with any of you... must have been still back in CR?
Steam name: Akagi_Ryu
Ruined:FYI on the bug fixing front a Steam patch can be applied in a matter of hours, most of which involve making coffee, chatting about the latest season of Survivor and pressing the upload button.
I'm up for it. I shall use my stalker-pattern to help.
Imperial Guard Player
'The men of the Imperium are arrayed before you. They are ready to destroy those who would seek to rip the Imperium asunder.'
-Colonel McKendrick to Warmaster Fexizhaen, on his regiment of the Hadriasian 308th
I've noticed that the number of words in an Ork naming convention is exponentially proportional to that of its destructive power... -Darklight004
Fuck it, I'm down.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves...
You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
I shall echo both Arcinatus and nanahachi in stating that I am currently playing it on xlive, but shall get it on pc at some point soon.
'We exist together now, two corpses, in one grave.'
'And then the prophet spake saying, 'Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments!'
Woot, I still need to earn my Bolt Pistol progression.
joined - fear my 1 bar ping HS.
ehh.. why not..
I joined, but the title type caused instant incompitent HERESY. Should contact steam support on getting that title fixed. Then You can have my boot as I kick Raptor to death.
And my axe!
What the heck, I'll contribute my fat fingers.
-"How's the smut business, Jackie?"
-"I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and--"
-"Which one was Logjammin'?"
added my somewhat useless bolter *grumble*
I'll wave an axe or storm bolter for the cause.
All we want to do,
Is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable,
Nobody's gonna eat your eyes.
Joined the group. Will i get cookies or something?
Steam Nick - Selfishfish
Got level 41 last night.
Rawr.
#39
my fail is my shield, my furry is my sword.
-Raspberry Turtle is my steam name.
You're all a bunch of furry loving weirdos.
I've waited long for a WH40k game with a multiplayer part I'm good at in. Show me what passes as furry among your misbegotten kind!
Just joined
Fac et Spera
#44
Joined, prepare to see much jumping and hopping, as well as frantic and frenetic flailing with a chainsword. Most likely also randomly "aimed" plasma pistol shots.
I CAN HAZ RAPTOR!!1!
Played for about ~3 hours with Mirage Knight, Kresjah, Daemonic Spoon and a few more tonight, was great fun. GG guys!
The last game we played (a really lame 2v2, since everybody but me and Kresjah had left
» Initiate a tactical withdrawal! «
It's amazing what you can do with as few as two people working in concert.
Once I complete the move to my new address and hook up my 360 at my new residence, I would be honored to lend my Assault Skills to your cause, provided Relic/THQ manages to unfuck matchmaking and the lag issues by then.
As much as I would love to play with you guys, any time I try to join I either get "this session is full" or "You cannot join this session". Why the hell not T^T
For the record, that happened just now when I tried to join Hirm and Mirage...
Anyway, send up an invite sometime, eh? ;3
#49
This is on Steam, I don't think we have the option on XBL yet, unless I'm a Dolt in more than affilliation...
#50
sign my self-grenading ass up!
<3
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