Nick Change (or "Identity Crisis: Senior Member having Senior Moment")

[Uncle Benny]

"davisbe" has been well and good for the last few years (almost 7 already!), but it's just not me. I hate to say it, but I've outgrown it. Plus, it doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense.

I would like to heretoforth be known as:
Uncle Benny

So, can I, can I, huh, huh?

[Troubleshooter]

Are you, in fact, an uncle?

[Uncle Benny]

Indeed, 5 nephews and 1 niece, soon one more but gender is TBD.

[SquidDNA]

I will change your username on the condition that you recognize gender is things like hair length and clothing and sex is what organs your new relative comes with. Deal?

[Hiroshi_Tea]

Words have gender, people have sex

[Uncle Benny]

Actually, I was referring to the gender of the relation, being that I don't know if it will be "niece" or "nephew". Technically though, per Merriam-Webster, "gender" also refers to "sex" or "the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex".

Does that count?

[Homdax]

Why not KFC Colonel Sanders?

[SquidDNA]

Gender also refers to sex because Americans don't like to use the word "sex." This doesn't change the fact that it's a different thing.

[Uncle Benny]

Why not KFC Colonel Sanders?

That would be because I am not a Colonel, and my name is not Sanders. Also, MSG is so bad for me that I get heartburn if I even watch an event in Madison Square Garden. *ba-dum-dum*(snare)
Thank you, I'll be here all week!


Thanks, Squid!