<Bowkers|uni> a girl is looking at her horoscope next to me
<Heretic> touch her
<Heretic> the stars are telling you to
<Bowkers|uni> the stars are telling me to laugh at her
<oxy> it's fate
<Bowkers|uni> but I won't
<SquidDNA> tell her that the stars told you that you should be together
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> tell her that your stars are totally compatible with her st ars
<Bowkers|uni> bit of a problem here guys
<Bowkers|uni> she's pretty hot
<SquidDNA> see above
<oxy> wait how is that a problem?
<Jal-18> ask her if she needs a place to live
<Jal-18> two birds, one stone
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her if she wants to align her stars with you
<oxy> if she were ugly that would be a problem for the proposed course of action
<SquidDNA> Jal wins
<SquidDNA> Ask her if she needs a place to live
<SquidDNA> Together with the holocaust books
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her what her thoughts on jews are in that case
<Bowkers|uni> and I keep laughing at IRC, which may look like I'm laughing at the Holocaust :/
<SquidDNA> it will be the most intereting thing that happens to her all week
<oxy> ask her if she believes in determinism
<Bowkers|uni> She's a cancer
<oxy> if yes, tell her you two are meant to be together
<Jal-18> don't say that
<SquidDNA> A CANCER ON SOCIETY
<Jal-18> do not say that to her
<oxy> THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
<Bowkers|uni> THE INTERNET MADE ME TOUCH YOU
<oxy> yeah, sounds like a convenient excuse to touch hot girls
<SquidDNA> "The internet wants me to kill you, but I think I should take care of you instead. Do you believe in determinism?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> bowkers make a move before its too late
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> or we will ridicule you forever
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> "hey i'm bowkers let's make out"
<Pijama> HAVE MAD SEXORS
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> on top of your holocaust books
<SquidDNA> "are you into genocide?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> if you say it all with a german accent i will pay you fifty dollars
<Bowkers|uni> she looked at me in disgust and logged off...I didn't even say anything! But her name is Daniella
<Bowkers|uni> (I was staring at her screen)
<Bowkers|uni> it was the most awkward experience of my life just then
<Bowkers|uni> her disdain in her eyes
<SquidDNA> It could have been a hundred times more awkward
<SquidDNA> You really let that go by
<oxy> b, then don't leave her with that impression
<SquidDNA> Run after her
<Bowkers|uni> What chase her?
<SquidDNA> "I believe in determinism!"