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Space Marine Joke

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    Space Marine Joke

    How many space marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1001
    A chapter of marines to attend the ceremony with their battle brothers,
    A chaplain to give the bulb the Emperor's blessing,
    A techmarine to give it the blessing of the machine-god,
    and finally a servitor to screw the bulb in.



    Then an inquisitor purges the chapter for trying to advance technology for mankind's benefit.

    LMAO

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    Not a Fish Sir Guppy's Avatar
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    yeah that jokes right up there with why did the chicken cross the road - to get to the other side.

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    Evolution
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    I thought it was funny... almost like
    "Two caps were out flying, then one got a swedish meatball in the eye and the other one fell down and died."

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    Not a Fish Sir Guppy's Avatar
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    lol i actually found that last one by evolution quite funny.

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    Gorkamorka
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    Hey, swedish meatballs are better than sheep testi....

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    Mon£y
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    i though they were

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    General_Xue
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    Gulp.. I just bought some swedish meatballs. I hope Mon£y is wrong....

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    Evolution
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    Money how the hell dare you disgrace swedish meatballs!?

    no they aint testicles you sicko... its just meat, formed into balls...

    grr....

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