“Mom, what are all those guys doing out there?” asked Lisa impatiently.
“Oh, I suppose they just want to offer condolences after Homer left…” said Marge.
“You know, this reminds me just like that book I read in language,” interrupted Bart. “You know, you should weave a tapestry, and rip it up every night.”
Lisa, impressed, exclaimed, “Wow, I didn’t know you were smart enough to read the Odyssey. I didn’t even know you could read…”
“The Odyssey? I thought that was Jerry Springer’s life story! You know, get lost, have sex, have more sex, and come home to have sex."