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Shame i didnt keep the replay... 1 just killed 1600 units. Our ally dropped(NOOB!!! :duck: ), but our enemies were not able 2 finish us - for 2 HOURS LOL :smash: . :smash:
Finally, my SM left :argh: and we lost :Slap:
I lost 600 Boyz; my ally(remaining) was SM; ENEMIES: 3 SM ;
Whats your funniest End.result?
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Well the funniest and most embrassing result was when both me and my teammates all had higher scores then the people we lost too. Of course most of it was from reasources and one of our players was an ass and dropped but I was shocked to see that they were able to much better then us with less resource.
My was shocking was as SM in a 2v2 I had an asshole partner who built turrets and hide behind them on biffy's and wouldn't help me at all. It was 2 sm against 2ork and I held off the two ork alone until i got dreads and then pushed them back and eventually killed both. My partner then said, "Yeh we win" To this I say, "Bullshit, I won". He then dropped right before I won the game so it didn't count as a win for him. I killed 600 plus orks and lost a couple hundred of my guys.
5v3 insane random comps Lost hopeShame i didnt keep the replay... 1 just killed 1600 units. Our ally dropped(NOOB!!! ), but our enemies were not able 2 finish us - for 2 HOURS LOL .
Finally, my SM left and we lost
I lost 600 Boyz; my ally(remaining) was SM; ENEMIES: 3 SM ;
Whats your funniest End.result?
1st eldar (the easiest)
2nd chaos
3rd ork (1000 ork kills)
it ended with all 4 of my allies getting dropped out and me vs orks in the end, while allies were getting attacked I would cripple an enemy base. First I screwed over eldar so they had nothing but gens left (i didnt find them until the end) second I hit chaos hard and DS finished them off, 3rd left me fighting orks after I took out almost everything. God I HATE ORKS ON INSANE. Like fighting cockroaches. Had enough req to keep rebuilding everything I took out ..... ork buildings scattered through out lost hope. i couldnt move to cap anything as soon as I did a huge tide of green swept over it and trakks werent far behind. finally ended with orks running out of req and me taking them out. Final score pulled from SS
Units Killed/Lost
1582-554
Buildings Razed/Lost
167/16
Oh yeah, game time was 104:18
#5
My best was an automatch on VoK. Got all the criticals then stuck my SM with HBs in heavy cover while my Eldar opponent tried devious tactics to shift them like:
Rangers
2 squads of banshees
Unupgraded guardians
FS (on her own)
Naturally I massacred all of these. Then to add insult to injury I jumped three LSs into his base, killed his FS again, along with a seer council and another guardian squad. Then the timer ended.
End result: 90 kills, 0 losses. I have this nagging feeling I may have scarred his DoW experience for life.
Let's Play Europa Universalis 3: Divine Wind
Let's Play Master of Magic: Abandoned
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Steam crashed.
I played a guy 1 vs 1 on dead mans crossing, he said beforehand he'd never once played the game before. Maybe i'm just cynical but this seemed to me to be a bit like a guy saying "wanna play pool for money? I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" Anyway, turns out he was true to his word. Took him five minutes to get a squad out and cap a point.
I finished it by Deep Striking in Assault Terminators, regular Terminators and 3 Tac squads, while de-cloaking scouts squads I had infiltrated, and also while a Landraider deployed my FC for an Orbital Bombardment.
I sent him a message saying "keep practicing mate" but he didn't reply
Last night we played a 4v4 where one of the opposition dropped, and we talked another dude into leavingI was SM, the other three were Chaos - they attacked, repeatedly, with 20 pop of completely unupgraded cultists. Ended taking about half an hour to beat them, the last guy had over 1600 kills. One of the funniest things I've seen, though perhaps needlessly cruel to a player who was never going to win.
Was playing a game against my mate abilta on that 1 v 1 city map. When all of a sudden, just as i was about to push into his base, 124, yes thats right, one hundred and twenty 4 fully upgraded (except for flame) posseses chaos marines came down the right hand side of the map. Talk about a race to destroy his base! two dreads held them off..but man...the look on my face when i saw this *buldge* of red on the map.....And the poor little two scouts that saw them incomming. lol.
Unless your using a mod, 124 is impossible.
I was once on the team with the droppers, so it was 3v2 and we held out the whole match, had kills in the 500+ and actaully went on to win the game, me (SM) and my ally (Eldar) pushed hard and distroyed most of the 3 bases/armies but then my ally dropped! so now its 1 strong team (me) vs 3 weak teams, a very boring game of who can send out as many builders and build strongholds all over the map to prolonge their doom the most ensued, followed by their swift annihilation!
/space marine mode off
well, it was 4 maxed out squads, it was a blob of Red, a sea of torment, a large body of fast moving chaos, etc etc
A LAN game on Mortalis for me. 2v1v1v1v1. (The two both being relative newbies, both playing SM) I was Chaos and and everyone else, bar one, eldar. Managed to rush my neighbour (SM, not one of the newbies) and take the early advantage, yet waited too long before attempting to press it so everyone teched up and maxed their caps. Both the Eldar players had Turtled making them nigh on impossible to assault and with the Marines both at Full Cap in one large mass it was basically a stale mate, every time someone attacked they'd have to pull back as some else attacked them, or pushed into their base. (The marine players were new enough not to be able to just steamroller everyone)
Eventually I got bored, sent everything I had at the marines (Preds and all possessed so Micro wasn't so much of an issue) and waited to see who would take me out when I got wasted. Lo and behold the Eldar players started gunning for each other, with the marines/choas battle raging in the middle allready, utter madness was the end result. Bases changing hands, bonesingers, heretics and servitors running all over the place. I think after about two or three hours it was decided when I managed to finally oust one of the marines and have, at the time, three bases (or alcoves of SPs). Nobody could gather a great force now so simply pumping out marines/preds faster than the others was easy enough.
None of us were greatly skilled, but I don't think I've had as much plain good old fashioned fun playing a game since the days of 16 bit consoles.
I was in a 8 player free for all on lost hope, and it came down to three of us, all well turtled and neither of us could wipe the other ones out. It was about 4 in the morning and the game had already gone for 2 hours, so I just put all my buildings on overwatch reapers, prisms, and brightlances, and turned off the monitor and went to sleep. When I woke up for class, sure enough the other two guys had given up and quit, not being able to get past my fortess of d-cannons, webway gates, reapers, and minefields that covered a solid quarter of the map.
i dont offten go online,
but i remember one game i had along time ago, on the 6 player city map (kayasa lultin or some thing) i was chaos and i had another chaos ally, and an SM ally, we where vs 3 hard orks (this now is going back to the open beta so hard was a nasty opponent to beat!) any way, its late into the game and we where all still allive and holding out well and their forces are thining so we all decided to try and make that 'heroic push' at once...
we ofcorse did not know that they had back ups further back...
the result:
a HUGE fight all along one line right through the middle of the map, complete chaos, none of us could see what was happening through the flurry of arms, bodys, explosions, guns, knives, sluggas, choppas and dreadnoughts and killaKans, eventualy we prevailed and whit waht we had left of our forces we smashed right through their defences and totaly obliterated their bases.
i think the total kills where some thing like 1100+ each :argh:
#14
I played a 2vs2vs2vs2 on Penal Colony. First thing my mate did was to drop. Same thing happened to another team.
Because I don't believe in giving up, I started to fight, and so did the other lonely man. We didn't cooperate, but we eventually, after an hour of play, took out the 2 other teams and faced each other. He was playing SM, I was eldar. We battled each other for another hour, always stopping the other after he destroyed the base defense. As it was 3 o'clock in the morning he eventually gave up and went to sleep.
In that case, I really would appreciate a draw function, because neither of us had won at this time and I think we might have continued for quite some time.
FirePrismOWNAGE they must have been noobs. If you stop controlling your units, one of them could have beaten the other one (or they both decided to gang up on you for obvious reason, after a brief exchange of messages) and the artillery you to death, unless he was unlcuky enough to be a poor Eldar. When you static-D goes he can assault your troops.
i think the best game i won recently was me(sm) and 2 eldar vs. 3 chaos cpu(on standard) it was at kasyr luten. i was on bottom, eldar on top. they got taken out and hid behind me, and we survived for bout 1/2 an hour, occasionaly runnin raids into the chaos base and takin crit locations. somehow we survived long enuf so i could get all termies and autocannon/las sponson preds, and we just worked our way up, killin chaos as we went. i still have the replay, i just dont know how to post it...or watch, for that matter...
to watch it, open up 'skirmish mode' and then 'load game'. Then click the button 'replays' and all your stored replays will be there. If you do download a replay put it in the 'playback' folder and it should crop up when you load up all your replays.
when I looked around the map they really hadn't taken out much more of my defensese, they must have just beat eachother to death for a while and left. I was pretty suprised that they couldnt take me out either, but i figured my auto-built army could put up a good enough fight to get them to give up
At a lan : I was playin' eldar, mate1 was playing SM, mate2 was playing Chaos, and there was a standard ork, all this on ... one of those 4player arena maps with the swamp in the middle, base in each corner on a plateau? eh.
I was watching them fight it out - chaos farts on the orks and they die. Chaos then wanders over to SM and pwnz him some, and i move out of my turtle shell to do chaos's base. He says to me 'no wait man, i'm a noob'... i listened. Big mistake. Instead, i go over and finish the SM, and while this is happening, the Chaos takes 8 defilers into my base. I am dying. He says 'let's make our avatar and bloodthirster duel!' I thought.. haha, Avy will spank his silly demon. Until he dropped 4 squads of obliterators behind the avy. Dammit. Meanwhile, my HQ bends over and drops pant to the will of the defilers. Game ends, SM and I hate the chaos dude forever. There's another lan tomorrow though.. and we have been training hardcore. Oh, this will be good.
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locking before we get any more of these 'funny' stories... :\
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