I dunno about the hubcap rap.. he might turn that one around..
I dunno about the hubcap rap.. he might turn that one around..
Well, moe where do you live, i probably, live in a differstate anyway, and iwas at home anyway last night.
and i didn't use his name in vain, said forbidden, meaning, shouldn't be seen by holy eyes, such as his.
Ok what kind of weird-ass website is that, Tyranny?
Zungai: oh for the love of god, you really need to develop a sense for sarcasm. Don't you even notice when people are making fun of you?
Ok, allow me to explain: Of course I live in a "differstate" from you. But my witnesses are about as viable as your lawsuit.
He said Jehova again!!
Look at the bright side, kid - you get to keep all the money.
God didn't forbid these forums. Nowhere in the Bible are the Relic Forums mentioned, nor their forbiddance. Therefore, you are spreading false information, something which, in the legal world, is referred to as defamation. Technically, we can sue for emotional damage due to the revelation that our forums have been forbidden by the Almighty, and therefore we may be doomed to suffer in Hell.
Last edited by Handarazuur; 25th Feb 05 at 7:48 AM. Reason: Looked up US Law, got confused, went to Wikipedia instead.
My direction, not my intention, will determine my destination. - A.S.
Tyranny: sorry to burst your bubble .
and I thought God was meant to be all seeing, all knowing and all powerful and such...if you can see everything in the universe then I doubt you would be easily offended, particularly by this site. In fact if there was a god I imagine that he would be more offended by being assosciated with people who threaten to sue websites for nothing
Well, one thing, your english is improving, but you need to work on these ->.< Second, don't worry, we won't delete this thread and deny it ever happened. Actually the intent is to store it in our Vault wich contains classics like Van Crone's first post. You might want to read it sometime.
Third, its great you want to get this to court so more people can laugh about it. Really appreciate it.
Heh.. well I figured a discussion about a phony legal case deserves a link to a phony legal judgement..
and Moe.. :google:
this isn't nothing, soul deleted his post, but i have it on my computer at home, on a hardrive, and an unrefreshed page.
ok mr plaintiff.. whats your case? what damages do you claim?
please, show us this deleted post by soul. Im sure its amusing.
Sure, HTML can't be edited or anything.
Yeah, I don't know, I'm no expert, but right now THQ lawyers are probably filing preemptive lawsuits over their missing hubcaps.
You'd better be able to prove that you didn't steal those hubcaps from the upcoming Battlefleet Gothic sim.
hell with soul.
Read the TOS before you sue. Inevitably it says that the opinions of the users are theirs alone, and that Relicnews is not liable for anything said here (a medium of expression this forum is. It's like yelling "LETS BURN DOWN AMERICA" in a starbucks, starbucks isn't liable for whatever the hell you say).
So youd have to sue each person.
There goes your silly threat to shut us down. I'd laugh at you, but I'm too nice for that.
"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make." ~Paris Hilton
by the way, that post by soul was without a doubt, one of the most heartfelt, sincere and meaningful posts i have ever read.
it went something like this:
*wipes tear*Originally Posted by soul (sorta)
Although the administrators and moderators of Relic Forums will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of Relic Forums, nor Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message."
Try reading that little thing called the Terms of Service before you register. That and are you sure you're eighteen? Otherwise you might need a COPPA form.
And for your lawsuit: bring it on.
aww hes gone offline, I thought he was typing up another comic masterpiece of a post
But, you know, he has SCREENSHOTS. That's like having PHOTOS. And those can't lie! It is impossible to edit them! See?
Now I have proof of you confessing the theft of my hubcaps! I will see that your godforsaken spree of criminal activities ENDS!
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What you've witnessed here, ladies and Gentlemen, is a sign of... PURE OWNAGE. :evilnod:
I can't wait for him to start complying with the legislation requiring him to post everything to the board
no, but his lawer can
WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!
Incidentally, in the extremely rare case of you actually conducting a lawsuit against these Forums, you should know that at least two thirds of us know lawyers, whereas you would only have one. Therefore, our collective suing power outranks yours by an order of magnitude. Further so, a countersuit would no doubt leave you in total bankruptcy, therefore disrupting your quality of life and wellbeing to the point at which self-death may become an attractive option.
Tell your lawyer to go home. It's cheaper that way.
--Hand, Down-Shutting Gobbledygookist Spin Doctor Owls Rhubarb Off-Topic Matador from Venus
Are you saying if I ask his lawyer to sue me for no particular reason, said lawyer can do it if they feel like it?
I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but you are getting your ass beat, Zunggy boy.
So far the official score is:
And I have undisputable proof that will stand up in court, unlike your petty evidence. http://googlefight.com/index.php?lan...s&word2=Zungai
No lawyer worth his salt (strange, I never thought I would use the words "lawyer" and "worth" in one sentence) will conduct a lawsuit based on the whinings of a seventeen year old illiterate, but a lawer is another thing eintirely.
Seriously, of course he can. Where I come from, you can sue whom ever you want the whole day, but I may live in a differstate
Oh, and filing a lawsuit is not quite the same as winning.
count me in, this is waryou should know that at least two thirds of us know lawyers
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this is evidence, if any were needed, that this world contains far more lawyers than is actually healthy.Originally Posted by Handarazuur
All your base are belong to us. Resistance is futile. We are legion.this is evidence, if any were needed, that this world contains far more lawyers than is actually healthy.
His spelling improve overnight, did anyone else notice that? Only one spelling error in three posts.
But his grammar and punctuation sure as hell didn't.
And to think that I actually thought the entity called Zor Ran Fa was the worst thing that humanity had to face...
Moe: Your font is awful. How could you possibly screw up such an easy photoshop job?
Done with Paint:
I apologize for the flash reference, but I can't think of anything else with that damn song monopolizing my cortex.
Zungai, if you ever actually speak with your lawyer/legal guardian about this, make sure to tell us what they said. You'll need to if you expect to have a case in court. And when they laugh you out of the room, let us know anyway, mmkay? We're dying over here.
har, 4/6ths ov you KNOW lawyers, but i IS one. and let me tell you, we is going for the MAX. (hold still zungay, dont talk till i tell ya.) As for the hubcaps, he was just borrowing them. and it was my car! so there! when we is dun, reki wont have a single wombat left to his name.
(ps whats salt got to do wiv lawyers?)
Omfg, sorry, about my brother, he figured out my password, i ahven't been on in a few days, i am very sorry bout this, he is just mad because his account(s) were banned, i am so sorry.
Apollyon: I blame evil font smoothing.
NO NO NO. DONT appypolygise to them Zungai! we have them right where we waant them.
PS ask him where he put my hubcaps.
lol, moe well his accounts were Chaos_elite, and warrior_withinx
I remember the last time your 'brother' got your password. Sure it wasn't your imaginary second half?
second half? other time?
Oh, yes about what my brother said, if he offended anyone, tell me i will hve him grounded, and about DOW, i haven't and either has he got to play it, since i don't have money, and his comp, won't let demo or game work.
drat, i r bin sacked before the case got to court.
i coulda made a fortune, i was only gonna take a small fee in the event of a loss. just enuff for a small farm or two.
here Moe, u kin have yor hubcaps back, tho i do belive one of em's bent.
Of course! Warrior_withinX! I knew that craptacular "plz now stay on topic" style seemed familiar somehow!
well, there u go, and again, i'm so sorry for my brother.
Damn, this can't be true. Athough all of this made my head hurt... I must be masochistic that way
(I'll jsut tell myself I don't buy this brother thing... and claim you being schiso) :smash:
oi oi zungai. yea we all remember your brother's multiple accounts. take it easy and try logging out here and there so he cant keep using your own account mate.
If you'r looking for your brother... he's probably at his lawyer.
A day in the Relic Forums....
yuryu lol, yea i do log out but he found what my pass is, hey no worries, i'm making him apolgize to the relic community, whre should i make him do it.
Chaos_Elite strikes again!
When will this guy get the message?
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