Hi, I'm new- and I wish to be Evil Mastermind! Mwahaha!
About the virus story, I had been hit by a jdbgmgr.exe hoax. Yup, a hoax. But I didn't know- it was my first time being hit by a "virus". So I did everything in my power to stop it (deleting the file, scanning, everything). An idea popped in my head and then I checked http://search.symantec.com/custom/us/query.html and saw that it was just a hoax. Phew!
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