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Go Egg Incubator by Autoelex

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    Go Egg Incubator by Autoelex

    This gave me chuckle:

    http://www.autoelex.com/eng/egg.php
    ...by promising to provide a “micro computer that is smarter than hens [which] promptly sets up the all necessary conditions.” Apparently you can drop any old egg in this incubator, “from quail to duck” they say, and come back in about 21 days to a hatched baby bird of your choice...
    Well this will be good for the kids...

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    I think that once past the fertilization stage getting an egg to hatch isn't a marvel in engineering.

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    Hatching baby birds in my house is not a passtime I had in mind.

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    This is my boomstick! TBS's Avatar
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    woah - a computer thats smarter than a chicken.

    Truly we are living in a golden age of technology.

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    Forum punned-it Retroboy's Avatar
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    "hatch any old egg", huh?

    How about these?









    Science still might have a limitation or two...

    -- Retro
    Who the hell thought "erectus" was a good species name for our ancestors?

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    Retro, I think the second one would have been enough to prove your point, but HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!111111oneone
    AKA: LoneStranger, lonestranger or some other variant.

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    This is my boomstick! TBS's Avatar
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    Well the second one isnt actually an egg...

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    Strange, the egg incubator I bought from the hardware store does the same thing, and it's just a heater and a little motorized egg-turning tray in a styrofoam box.
    The hungry, ignorant man immediately grasps that he is handed a fish, but is bewildered when handed a net. The man who shivers in the cold thinks happily of the man who invites him to sit by his fire, and somewhat poorly of the man who loans him an axe, flint and steel.

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    This is my boomstick! TBS's Avatar
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    Vaarok: but is it smarter than a chicken?

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    terrible, terrible damage Starfisher's Avatar
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    It's motorized.

    So yes.

    Much more interesting and cool chicken related development: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/1052515.stm

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    I wouldn't mind having me a 'designer chick' myself! Know what i mean? *wink wink nudge nudge*

    Say no more!


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    Sartre: To do is to be.
    Sinatra: Do be do be do.

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    Vaarok's styrofoam box is smarter than a chicken. This device is just a hyped up normal incubator for those who cannot turn a few dials.
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    Hmmmmmm!!!!! Baby bird.

    ~0dyguru

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    Here ya go, Harm. One designer chick.


    -- Retro, who FINALLY gets to post a picasso on these forums.

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