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Blech! Salmon-Flavored Soda!

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    Blech! Salmon-Flavored Soda!

    Jone's Soda Company does it again. In a long line of odd, sometimes sickening soda flavors (such as turkey and gravy, or maybe a nice cold mashed potato soda), now our taste buds will be abused further with Salmon Flavored Soda.

    Discuss but bring your barf bags!

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    If its what their company is known for, then why not?

    Taking into account that they keep making these new flavours, one might assume that people are actually buying the product - and enjoying it too.

    I would buy the gravy one anyways...I love gravy :anime:
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    Why?

    Why not.

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    that sounds extremely disgusting. I like Salmon to eat, but to drink, no thanks.

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    My WTF-meter just exploded.

    Sounds fun in a dsturbing-sickening way though...

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    mmmm, Salmon

    BLARF

    Jones has some good flavors, they usually get copied by Pepsico and Coke

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    YOU DO NOT DRINK SALMON!
    Salmon is to be eaten, not drunk. (Preferably roasted)
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    Yeah, but what about eating drunk salmon?
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    If they still retain the alchohol level.. BUT... The alcohol would be cooked out... :/

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    Drunk salamon?well..
    Hell, why not?
    If the alcohole is still there, that is..
    I deviate from time to time.

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    It made me feel sick just reading about fish flavor soda....
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    Gravy flavoured soda? Why not just drink actual gravy? : p
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    It isn't fizzy.

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    I'd dig the gravy flavour, but I don't know if I'd want it served chilled.

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    You could always eat the salmon raw, then it would retain the alchohol, of course, then it would taste worse than the soda... but, what the heck.

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    Mmm... Jones
    Yuck... Salmon

    Though the pecan pie flavored soda sounds yummy

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    Cream soda simply can't be beat.

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    Obviously this soda is meant for grizzly bears.

    Tired of fishing at the river? Drink Salmon Soda!
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    /me will bring a bottle next time he goes hiking

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    Isn't that likely to get you attacked?

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    Why not? There's been onion-flavoured ice-cream, so you know it's been worse.

    Salmon rocks.
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    I like Doritos...

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    Jones' green apple soda is the best thing ever.
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    What is the point of flavoring soda with a taste of an edible meal? Why not go for cardboard flavored soda, for example? It would be easier to taste if one drunk it rather than actually eating the cardboard.
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    Because sometimes you don't want to "eat" something, but to get a nice fizzy taste of it just makes your day.

    Green apple, Cream Soda, Original rootbeer, and a few others from Jones win in my book.

    OT: I love the random pictures they print on the labels that people send it. Sometimes you get a really niffty one!

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    Human flesh flavoured soda?

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    -_-;

    This soda company is the most American thing I have ever heard about :S

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    Actually, I believe it's Canadian. Or at least, it started here in Western Canada. ^_^;;;;

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    I prefer Thomas Kemper soda anyways.
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    smoked, grilled, fryed, and chargrilled salmon are all tasty stuff but, slamon-flavoured soda?


    /me asks if someone wants to wake him from this horrid dream...
    *mildly disgusted with negative price discrimination*

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    /me punches Ammon
    You're still here, so that must mean that this is no dream.
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    Anyone ever try popcorn butter lollipops?

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    How about Wasabi Ice Cream?

    I got a scoop of that once at a gelato place here in Vancouver. It was awesome believe it or not. Really interesting flavour that keeps switching between the ice cream's coldness and the inherent hotness of the wasabi.

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    mmmm...tempura (fried) ice cream

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    yep had the butter lollipops... they wont nearly be as half bad as this though...

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    I've never had wasabi flavored ice cream; I have had green tea flavor. It was very good and was refreshing which is something I never expected from an ice cream.

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    Refreshing ice creams are green tea, melon, and red bean.

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    I've had wasabi ice cream:

    Mok, you have taste buds of steel. Wasabi ice cream is one of the foulest, nastiest things I've had the displeasure of eating.

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    Sounds evil.

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    I've tried licorice ice cream. It tasted like pepto-bismol.

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    Lime cola light. Now that's something that tastes yummy.

    For the uninitiated, try bailey's with coke, or redbull with limoncello. Or even better, mix all four together!

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    Best frozen dessert I've ever had? Champagne ice cream. It was fizzy and alcoholic... oh my god. Unbelievable.

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    Just think of the benighted ages before Coffee Ice Cream. We could be living in such a hellhole but for brave dreamers like the ones at Jones Soda.

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    Wasabi ice cream? That's kind of funny because it's a long standing rite of initiation that you tell the new guy at the sushi bar that the green stuff is japanese ice cream...

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