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[Strat - lol] HoW 2 fiND a ChIC

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    [Strat - lol] HoW 2 fiND a ChIC

    firstly get off ya sexy asses and stop playin games!!!then get urself into sum lurvly rock music, start wearing black and grow ur hair and die it black!!!hehehehe nah really i ave a fetish 4 the whole nerdy thing, just ask the member Krall, hes in love wiv me hehehehehehe mwaz 4 all the sexy nerds!!!!!me luvz ya hehehehehehehe
    Last edited by Ap0k; 6th Feb 07 at 3:44 AM.

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    I'll get off my ass as soon as your reach the age of 12.

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    ROTFL, what a dumbass

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    well lets see how long it takes for this to get locked.
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    Heres a thought.

    Why don't you get off your (presumably) sexy ass and fall out of an aeroplane somewhere?

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    "then get urself into sum lurvly rock music, start wearing black and grow ur hair and die it black!!!"

    Ew. It's more of 6th grader ADHD after 15 packets of sugar (from personal experience, I know what it sounds like). I therefore say, SeXbOmB, that you are:
    A) Off-topic (Not TT-related)
    B) Failing Composition/English
    C) A goth

    Also, might I say that you said to krall:
    "i cant believe u are dumping me for ur nerdy games xcry cry cryx i thought u luvd me????"

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    How do you know my ass is sexy?

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    darkoutcast
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    the fact that you think all men's asses are sexy makes me wanna not take your advice on a topic like this one.

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    My god, thanks for the wonderful advice sexbomb! Surely, dying my already-black hair black will improve my chances of getting laid.

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    My ass is the best on this entire forum. There was a poll a while back, and my ass won. Easily.

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    It's true. We even held a petition to rename him TS_assriman, but the admin wouldn't do it I think they wanted to uphold the reputation the forum has for reasonably mature and coherent discussion of topics involving things that don't generally involve asses.

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    But, being the immature little bastards we are, it was unavoidable.

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    ...

    You know, while this is a rather stupid post and a waste of bandwidth, it's hilarious. And just the distraction I needed from work. Even if the advice isn't necessarily good.

    N3rds3x is overrated anyway :P.

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    Gah, like I neaded sexual/love-life advices from a semi-confused spammie like that..
    Computer gaming never stopped me from getting chicks

    Please go to sleep now, little child.And dont let the bedbugs bite..

    EDIT:I really cant wait to see a mods reaction to this crap.
    I smell a ban.. :juggle:

    EDIT EDIT:Oh, and about that ass-contest, he only won becouse I did`nt participate :ds:
    I deviate from time to time.

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    This is the worst thing I've ever seen!

    Everything about this is just SO WRONG.

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    start wearing black and grow ur hair and die it black
    I bet we know what this guy looks like....
    Bruffalo on IRC.

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    This is the worst thing I've ever seen!
    Count yourself lucky you didn't see the losers from the ass contest then...

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    What ass constest?

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    What ass constest?
    The one that I should have won, but did`nt
    The world is so unfair..

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    EDIT EDIT:Oh, and about that ass-contest, he only won becouse I did`nt participate
    Pff. I would have beat you all out.





    Wait. This was the BONIEST ass contest, right? Becuase I have that one down pat.

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    :blink: I'm going to go throw up now.

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    Pff. I would have beat you all out.
    Bah.In your troubled dreams, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shas'ui
    :blink: I'm going to go throw up now.
    Do I smell jealousy? Does my perfectly sculpted and critically acclaimed ass make you cry tears of envy?

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    has anyone emailed admin yet? i wouldn't want to duplicate PM's...
    it's been a while!

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    N3rds3x is overrated anyway :P
    Forgot about this on my first pass of the thread.

    I know a bloodninja who begs to differ.

    "I put on my robe and wizard hat".

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    I`m just counting the days now, till that girl or whatever it`s supposed to be, gets banned to hell and beyond..It gonna happen, people.Realise it

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    Member Shas'ui's Avatar
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    has anyone emailed admin yet?
    I haven't, I think we are just having too much fun spamming the hell out of this thread.

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    Um, I'd hardly call this spam.

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    I wonder if we can make this the most popular thread here...

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    hm, ok, then is it just pure whimsicle fun?

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    I have a serious question....





    Does this "ass" contest happen annually?

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    Well, if here was spam, I think they`d all be to angry about the treadstarter (or probarbly laughing at the entire thing, more likely) to even care slightly.

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    It's rare a thread like this pops up. So rare in fact, that I can't remember the last one. When such a momentous event does occur, we all let our hair down for the few brief hours of lunacy, until a mod comes along and removes the thread from existance.

    Such is the way things go.

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    good point.

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    so lets have fun while this is still up!!!!

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    If we convinced the original poster to change the first post to an army list, we might be able to hide in here for a while.

    And yes, the ass contest is annual.

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    good idea, too bad he/she/it isn't around to do it though

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    You mean the first post isn't an army list?

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    Oh, that is the way of the world..
    I remember the last one (or at least, the last one I remember)
    to be honest..It was some kid whining about space marines and how they sucked.
    That got deleted, for sure..And this one will, to..

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    I think its a she

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    Consider the original poster *PM'd BY TS_AHRIMAN!*

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    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job.

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    I pmed ehr too....but no1 cares

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    /cheers

    I drank coffee for the first time in a while tonight. Coincidence?

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    Member Fith Knight's Avatar
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    And yes, the ass contest is annual.
    Wooohoo!So I have a chance after all...
    I`ll be made senior member once I have crushed all those wannabee`s.:3dcool:

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    Jawa Porn

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    please god, not that!

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    lets spam it uppppp



    I can't wait for the next ass contest....I got bootay!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fith Knight
    I`ll be made senior member once I have crushed all those wannabee`s.:3dcool:
    Piccolo has intentions of displaying his ass at the upcoming convention. He'll be your biggest competition, so you need to scope that ass out and see what you can do to beat it.

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    Oh holy shit, my foot just went numb..
    I kicked my buddy in his head, and I did`nt feel a thing..Lucky me..

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