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    Harm, the internets are invaluable for finding bread recipes, but I can cut out some of the hassle for you.

    Squid's guide to baking
    I reccomend you make a pilot loaf just to make sure you have the basics down, although being a more experienced chef you might not have any problems.
    Baking is like chemistry. There is little room for novice experimentation here-- if you blindly mess around with the proportions you are going to end up with lumps of crap instead of bread. Once you're on your tenth batch or so you've naturally varied a few things here and there out of negligence or curiosity and you'll understand. Actually I have something to offer based on recent experience. We'll begin with a loaf of wheat which I picked up from allrecipes.

    Things you will need
    White flour
    Some wheat flour
    A little white sugar
    Instant baker's yeast (Saccharomyces cerevisiae)
    Oil of your choice
    Salt
    Brown sugar
    Ground / rolled oats
    A rectangular baking pan

    The flour doesn't need to be unbleached but it's a little preferred for some reason. We're not making a 100% wheat loaf because the dough will be very stiff. I don't understand the process of manufacturing instant yeast but suffice it to say these guys are super active. I was briefly deluded thinking it would be possible to culture it-- no. I've found the olive oil is great. Brown sugar greatly helps the kinetics of rising and, you know, tastes good. Oats aren't totally necessary here, it just gives the bread some nice texture. Make sure they're the quick-cook kind, but to stress, not "oatmeal." I think the baking pan dimensions are something like 9 by 5 inches.

    Add a teaspoon of yeast to two tablespoons of warm water in your mixing bowl. Add a teaspoon of white sugar and then a tablespoon of white flour, mixing. Let these guys sit in a warm place for a few minutes-- you'll see a little bit of bubbly foam on top, indicating that they're now pumping out CO2 because they've woken up. Yeast grow best in the 30C range, adjust the temperature of your kitchen as necessary by boiling a large pot of water. (That'll be important in a moment.)

    Now add in (stirring each time)
    2.5 TBS of brown sugar
    1 cup of warm water
    1 tsp salt
    2.5 TBS olive oil
    1/2 cup oats
    3/4 cup wheat flour
    1/2 cup of white flour

    Okay, getting kind of sticky huh? It's going to get harder, some people use a mixer but hell I can't afford that. It's a long wooden or plastic spoon. Add the remaining 2 1/4 cups of flour stirring in a half cup at a time. If you add it all in at once it'll just be hell trying to mix it. The exact amount of flour you should have is kind of flexible at this point because you're now estimating the quality of the dough. The amount you've already added will get you in the neighborhood. You should have a large sticky mass of dough at the moment. Flour a countertop and tip the dough out of the bowl. Scrape as necessary. Now you need to knead it-- basically run your fingers through the dough to mix it more finely that a spoon will.

    What's that, your hands are covered in sticky dough? It helps to have a small pile of flour in this case. You should add in a tablespoon or so of flour at a time until the dough is only slightly sticky. If you have added too much flour and it's not sticky at all then you've overshot and you need to add a little water back. Mixing it in will be a pain.

    Put some oil in the bowl you just used, rub it around. If there's still large chunks of dough inside dispose of them. Small chunks are fine. Shape the slightly sticky kneaded dough into a ball, and then return to the bowl. Turn it in the oil so it's coated. Let it double in size, this should take about an hour. The boiling water pot ensures that the ball won't dry out, and will be warm enough.

    When the ball has doubled, turn it out onto a floured surface again and sprinkle some flour on top. Mash it down with your hands to expel the accumulated CO2. You're now going to knead it again with the aim to get it to the "not sticky at all" phase.

    Mind, if you open up the ball it should be somewhat sticky, but the problem you'll get if you have too much moisture in your bread is that the CO2 will tend to bubble up to the top of the loaf during the second rise and make a large bubble. You want the CO2 to accumulate throughout the bread so it's spongy. Not enough moisture, though, and your yeast are thirsty. :/

    Shape your ball into a kind of long ball with squarish ends (you can accomplish this easily by flattening it and then folding it.) Oil your bread pan and put the dough in the center. Again, with the boiling water in the room it will keep the loaves humid and warm. For an hour again-- it should rise a little above the edge of the pan, maybe a cm or two is what you're looking for. Preheat the oven to 350F (175C) and configure with one middle rack. (Remembering to take out the rack from a hot oven is no fun.)

    You must treat the loaf very carefully here. There's a lot of interconnected gas pockets keeping the loaf risen, but the exterior dryish shell of dough is keeping the gas inside, and if you disturb it too much it'll spring a leak and deflate. Very well, shove it in the oven for, say, 35 minutes. After that time, you can cook and check in seven minute intervals (opening the door lets the heat out.) if you find it's not quite done. Your loaf started tan, you want it at brown now. That's how you can tell. When it's sufficiently brown, take it out and let it cool.

    It is important to note that fresh out of the oven, this bread will have no taste. You must let it stand somewhere for about fifteen minutes to a half hour. Then cut off the heel and eat it. Good?

    Lots of work for one loaf of bread, right? If you're satisfied with the results, scale it up. The recipe I originally linked can be scaled on the page, but I've found what they call a loaf is pretty anemic so I use 1.5 times the ingredients per loaf that they do.

    A note on the boiling water: lots of people find it's sensible to use a moist dishcloth to cover the loaf in a warm area. I've always found that the dough hits the dishcloth and sticks to it, and then when you remove it, voila! Deflated loaf. If you want to fiddle with this technique because you don't want to waste energy on boiling water, you're welcome. I just get consistent results this way.
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    A little hint here. If you don't want your hands to get sticky, you can rub some oil on them before the whole process. That's what my grandma does.

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    @Void: Yep, and cabbage is easier to find and WAY cheaper than grape leaves. Megamarts treat them as 'delicacies' and charge out the butt for tiny little jars of them. Now, if you know where your local middle eastern market is, you can get 'em cheap and plentiful.

    My wife serves them with yogurt as well, since that goes well with the cooked version of Kofte she makes.

    ***snrjefe drools at the prospect of the upcoming Armenian food feast for Easter. The leg o' lamb and ground lamb are chillin' in the fridge as I type. :cook: + = :bandit: + :snore:

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    Squiddy, but does that bread LIVE? Can it play chess with us?


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    Has anoyone mastered the making of Pizza Bases perchance, for the life of me i cannot seem to get those quite right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOID
    snjrefe: you can make sarmale using cabbage leafes instead of grape leafes. They are a bit sweeter that way. Also, you can serve them with sour cream.
    Yep. Although usually I use plain yogurt + garlic instead of sour cream; it's a bit lighter and zestier.

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    sour cream + garlic > yoghurt + garlic

    Make yourself some french fries , get some garlic, mash it. Put it in the sour cream and then pour the sour cream on the fries.


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    Scribb, you mean pizza crust? Yeah, after you've reached level 5 in bread you can specialize.

    That is: experience making bread prepares you for pizza. It takes a lot of practice to get it to the right consistency so you can carefully pick it up off the surface without tearing it in half.

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    I'm gonna go get my friend Jon from work to join these fora. He's like the god of pizzacrusts and stuff.

    He also taught me how to make my own beer, thus reinforcing the nomenclature used above.

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    Once you're level 4 in bread you're ready for sourdough, which is a lot more fun because, I don't know, you keep the yeast culture alive yourself instead of taking it out of a factory-made jar everytime. Also, you know, it's sour. :P

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    Damnit, I need powerleveling.

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    Yeah it's pretty much a grind but even if you fail totally you can still eat it.

    A note: you might be tempted to let your loaves rise in the oven. You run the risk of overheating them, killing all the yeast, and being left with lumps of inert dough which, if baked, will be about as appetizing as they sound.

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    Ok so here's a little update on my baking adventures.

    I used a slightly altered version of squiddys recipe, most notably i used sirup instead of sugar. I also used a kind of mixed flour, ie a mixture of all 4 grains(i don't know the english word for all of them.. can't be arsed.. i'll get back to it) so it became a slightly darker bread.

    Result: Very tasty, definately decent results for someone who hasn't baked bread in 5 years or so. I think it was a bit too cold for the yeast when i had kneaded it though so it didn't rise as much as it should. The result is that the bread became a little to compact for my taste but it's no biggie. After a while i put the dough on the stove and turned on the oven. With the increased temperature the little buggers woke up and things got acceptable.

    Second attempt is in the making and looking good. I've experimented with a few other ingredients i've found in other recipes but what i have not done so far is trying your initial mixing of sugar and flour with the yeast. I just cumble the yeast into the liquid, stir it until it dissolves and then mix the rest in. How important do you think that intial 'activation' of yours is? The reason i've not tried it yet is that they sell two kinds of yeast here, one for sweet doughs and one for everything else. I have the other, general purpose type so i wasn't sure what sugar would do in this case.


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    Kovac: that sounds AWESOME! im gonna try it over a BBQ without the cheese. (bacon wrapped honey glazed chicken breast... mmmmmmm)

    nobody BBQs here ?

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    Special addenda to Atreides' post: if said wife somehow notices the presence of this instruction guide, expect to dine at local slimy fast food franchises, optionally out of a round plastic bowl that is traditionally placed on the floor or on newspapers, for some time to come.



    frag - I barbecue, but just the traditional stuff. You know, spiced steaks, planked trout, that sort of thing.

    Harm, for additives, try a tablespoon of honey when dissolving the yeast, and/or a couple pinches of flaxseed in the flour, the latter of which you can get at your local "bulkfood" place where they provide ingredients in bins and you take as much as you want in a bag (assuming they have those where you're at). Flaxseed sprinkled and pressed onto the top of the loaf adds a nice visual touch without really impacting the flavour. Optionally, you can use sesame seeds for this.

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    Harm, it seems the more coarse material you add to the bread the less it rises well. However, yeah, if the stovetop with hot oven method works for you that's great. I might try it, but the dry tops make me unhappy if there's not also some kind of high humidity in the room. I just made a batch and for some reason it seems like I keep forgetting to add salt. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

    Re: sugar, it's a little more easily accessible food for the yeast-- keeps them growing a little faster, and of course changes the taste. I don't know what sort of sugar is found in honey, but the more complex it is, the harder it will be for yeast to break down and thus activation will be slowed a little. Activation is important because not enough yeast in the culture will make even rising problematic.

    I do all my stuff with sourdough cultures lately, and you activate those overnight, so I can't be sure I haven't forgotten anything here.

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    @Fragba1t: No BBQ? Check out the spoiler tags in post #44.

    OK, technically it's a rotisserie...

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    snrjefe: its a different thing when your out in the open watching the fat crackle over a bed of coal.

    anyone know any good bbq recipes using booze ? when i say drunken shrimp i mean they should get u drunk.

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    I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to use that much alcohol.
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    Sigh... i tried to make something to post up here despite my lack of skills, but i got drunk on the marinade and forgot to take a pic.

    Uh... the effects of liquor is still strong. Gotta go.
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    Super awsome recipe with chicken!
    (AKA Mc chicken fillet sandwich for the poor)

    2 slices of white bread
    A tub of butter
    A knife
    Mayo

    Preperation:

    Take a left over chicken grilled fillet thing from lastnight, BBQ'ed.
    Butter both slices of bread, cut up the chicken fillet and place on a slice of bread.
    Spread alot of mayonaise over the chicken, put the remaining slice of bread on it and eat.

    Mmm mm mmm, thats tasty eatin'!


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    Grouwster Ovenplate(4 persons)

    Ingredients:


    Part 1:
    -Patatoes for 4 persons
    -Milk
    -lump of butter
    -pepper, salt and nutmeg.

    Part 2:
    -+- 50 gr Butter/Margarine
    -100 gr Bacon
    -2-4 Onions
    -250 gr of mushrooms
    -400 gr spiced minced meat
    -1 big can of peaches on juice
    -breadcrumbs
    -lumps of butter

    Part 3:
    -1/2 cup of tomato ketchup
    -1 table spoon of sugar
    -2 tablespoons of lemon juice
    -2 tablespoons of soy(a) sauce

    Preparation:

    1, Use the ingedients mentioned under part 1 to create the mashed patatoes.
    2, Drain peaches
    3, Create the sauce using the ingredients mentioned under part 3
    4, Now use the ingredients mentioned under part 2. Shred the onion, "wash" the mushrooms and slice them. Cut the bacon up fine. Butter the overplate and warm up the oven.
    5, Cook in succession: Bacon, onion and mushrooms; And take them out of the frying when done and add a lump of butter once in a while. Finally you cook the minced meat until it's graybrown. Loose it using a fork and mix it through the sauce.
    6, Fill the plate according to the picture:

    7, Cover it with breadcrumbs and butter
    8, Oventemperature: 225-275 C or stand 5-7. If the plate's still warm use the highest temperature, if it cooled already use a loew temperature. Place the plate in the top of the oven.
    If the plate has been prepared beforehand place it in the middle of the oven.
    Oventimes:
    Warm plate: approx 20 min
    Cold plate: approx 40-60 min with 175-200 C.

    In both cases there should be a brown crust on top of it and warm in the middle. If the plate is becoming to brown cover it with aluminium foil with the dull side out.

    A good tip:
    -Don't use peaches but use apricots or pineapple.

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    Well, this isn't techicnally a recipe, but:

    Awesome Milkshake!
    2 scoops of Chapman's Canadian Vanilla Ice Cream
    a cap-ful of vanilla
    a mugfull o' milk
    some bueno bar

    plop into blender. blend. eat.

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    On a related note, throwing a banana, some chocolate chips, vanilla ice cream, and milk yields a similar delicious result (you need a rather powerful blender, though).

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