Did you ever go into a store to get some termies and find they were out of stock? Then did you, instead of leaving the store, look at something completely useless and declare, ''I guess I'll by that instead." You look at the thing your fevered mind bought and you draw back in disgust. "A land speeder typhoon!?!?! Gaaaah!"
[This happened to an annonymous forum member, who will go by... captain... plasm- um, melta.
If you've got a horror story to share about things like this, post away! [it applies to terrible gifts, too]