[Anonncer voice]LADIES AND GENTLE... uuuuhhh DAMNIT I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO PUT HERE! Anyway WELCOME TO TONIGHTS ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
TODAY WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL IN STORE FOR YOU DEVOTED SHOWDOWNERS! THIS SHOWDOWNS IS SET DURING THE HORUS HERSAY! NAMELY ON TERRA DURING THE BATTLE OF TERRA!
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING![/Anonncer voice]
Basic rules are as was in teh last one and are as follows...
1) Lots of powergaming. That's the point. Our characters are gods bestriding the earth, flipping around with the ability to defeat millions with but a glance. Millions of lesser mortals, at least...
Please note that this does not mean "Batman shoots you and you die!" You describe your ridiculous attack, and then your enemy launches a truely stupid coutnerattack, and so on.
2) This thread is about being cool and being funny, not nesecarrily winning
3) Other than that, usual rules apply
And some new ones:
1. NO RESPAWNING CHARACTERS. If your character dies you can get a new character but you can't bring the same one back to life.
2. NO NPC CONTROLING. You can shoot hack and pretty much butcher any NPC you want but you can't control them exceptions are made for characters like Grand Moff Tarkin and possible characters with mind controling powers.
3. NO IMORTAL OR UNKILLABLE CHARACTERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BY LIKE DEATH AND JUST HOVER AROUND AND MAKE SNIDE COMMENTS. Nuff said
4. NO GOD LIKE CHARACTERS. Powerful characters?? Yes Insane moves?? Yes Destorying entire cities with one look and controling millions of people?? No
5. NO SPAWNING NPCS. See rule two the annoncer and Dyn are the only ones allowed to bring NEW NPCs into the game except for characters like Grand Moff Tarkin.
6. NO NUKES WARPS MISSLES OR OTHER WEAPONS THAT CAUSE WIDE SPREAD DEVASTION. This one sorta explains itself.
7. DYN IS GOD AND THE ANNONCER IS HIS HERALD. What Dyn or the annoncer says goes. If we say your character is gone hes gone no complaining or whineing.
8. WE WANT POWERGAMING BUT DON'T TAKE IT TO EXTRMES. Powergaming is allowed but use a little common sense please?? IE no saying that your character just comes along and kills everyone in the board war.
9. BREAKING THESE RULES IS PUNISHABLE BY DEUS EX MACHINA OR A WARP MISSLE. If you break these rules we will make your life miseriable. If you continue to break these rules we will hit you wtih a death strike missle which pretty much means you're OUT OF THE BOARD WAR!!!!
10. TAKING OVER NPC VEHICLES IS NOT ALLOWED. YOu may destroy them however...
11. NO IMRIX! You ruined the last one and nearly ruined the first one so we're not letting you in Imrix.
Armour: (If applicable)
Why you chose this character: (Tell us how much he/she rocks)
Allegience: (Hero/ Villian/ none
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