Ultimate Showdown: Special Edition!

[Klaus88]

[Anonncer voice]LADIES AND GENTLE... uuuuhhh DAMNIT I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO PUT HERE! Anyway WELCOME TO TONIGHTS ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!

TODAY WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL IN STORE FOR YOU DEVOTED SHOWDOWNERS! THIS SHOWDOWNS IS SET DURING THE HORUS HERSAY! NAMELY ON TERRA DURING THE BATTLE OF TERRA!

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING![/Anonncer voice]


Basic rules are as was in teh last one and are as follows...

1) Lots of powergaming. That's the point. Our characters are gods bestriding the earth, flipping around with the ability to defeat millions with but a glance. Millions of lesser mortals, at least...

Please note that this does not mean "Batman shoots you and you die!" You describe your ridiculous attack, and then your enemy launches a truely stupid coutnerattack, and so on.

2) This thread is about being cool and being funny, not nesecarrily winning

3) Other than that, usual rules apply

And some new ones:

1. NO RESPAWNING CHARACTERS. If your character dies you can get a new character but you can't bring the same one back to life.
2. NO NPC CONTROLING. You can shoot hack and pretty much butcher any NPC you want but you can't control them exceptions are made for characters like Grand Moff Tarkin and possible characters with mind controling powers.
3. NO IMORTAL OR UNKILLABLE CHARACTERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BY LIKE DEATH AND JUST HOVER AROUND AND MAKE SNIDE COMMENTS. Nuff said
4. NO GOD LIKE CHARACTERS. Powerful characters?? Yes Insane moves?? Yes Destorying entire cities with one look and controling millions of people?? No
5. NO SPAWNING NPCS. See rule two the annoncer and Dyn are the only ones allowed to bring NEW NPCs into the game except for characters like Grand Moff Tarkin.
6. NO NUKES WARPS MISSLES OR OTHER WEAPONS THAT CAUSE WIDE SPREAD DEVASTION. This one sorta explains itself.
7. DYN IS GOD AND THE ANNONCER IS HIS HERALD. What Dyn or the annoncer says goes. If we say your character is gone hes gone no complaining or whineing.
8. WE WANT POWERGAMING BUT DON'T TAKE IT TO EXTRMES. Powergaming is allowed but use a little common sense please?? IE no saying that your character just comes along and kills everyone in the board war.
9. BREAKING THESE RULES IS PUNISHABLE BY DEUS EX MACHINA OR A WARP MISSLE. If you break these rules we will make your life miseriable. If you continue to break these rules we will hit you wtih a death strike missle which pretty much means you're OUT OF THE BOARD WAR!!!!
10. TAKING OVER NPC VEHICLES IS NOT ALLOWED. YOu may destroy them however...
11. NO IMRIX! You ruined the last one and nearly ruined the first one so we're not letting you in Imrix.
Character Profile
Name:
Weapons:
Armour: (If applicable)
Why you chose this character: (Tell us how much he/she rocks)
Allegience: (Hero/ Villian/ none
Quote:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:

Backstory/ reason for involvement:

[Lestaki]

Well, I think I can play in one of these and do a serious BW at the same time.

A quick summation for the unitiatied. Chose a character from *anywhere*. Get out there into today's exotic locale. Beat the shit out of each other. End.

Horus Heresy, eh? Well...

Name: Zell Dincht
Reason: I would play as Squall or Rinoa, but I'd power play horribly... yeah, I have a FF8 fetish going on right now...
Age: 17 or thereabouts
Weapon: Fighting gloves, using martial arts techniques and a large special effects budget
Armour: Jacket...
Strengths: Always cheerful, can beat the snot out of anything, can summon Guardian Force Ifrit (think fire demon) and toss magic around, junctioned magic provides exaggerated capabilities...

Weaknesses: Guns! Shit! And not overencumbered with intelligence either.

Quote: "Can I have a look at your gunblade? Please? Aww, man, come on! Fine, tch, be that way."

Backstory: Had an accident while duelling with Gilgamesh in the Garden training arena... fell into the Cleft of Dimension and ended up here. Doesn't know WTF is going on but reckons these funny peeps with tentacles look like some kinda Ultimeca minions...

Allegiance: Good

[The Shadow]

No! Two of these abdominations have already shaken the balance of the Boardwars. Listen brothers! We must get rid of these abdominations! They are destoying this place!

The inqusition will come and take your dogs and cats and all other pets and drop them into a massive cauldron of pure fish-soup if you join this!

[Lestaki]

[Klaus88]

SPECIAL NOTE: I don't take part directly in these showdowns. Instead, since this is essentially like a football game or something like that I play the annoncer of the game and also serve as the refree of the game. I do commentary and introduce characters. But, I also have a deus ex machina machine that spawns in tons of nasty things that are usually directed at a player who's powergaming a bit too much. I also lanch warp missles which basically means that your character has broken too many rules and is kicked out of the game.


EDIT: and the horse you rode in on Shadow.
LOL thought so.

Screw you and the horse you rode in on it the full curse.

(Screw in the U.S.= the F-word)

[The Shadow]

EDIT: and the horse you rode in on Shadow.

wtf?

edit: BTW my other posts means that I will not join this. And I hope this dies before the page 3. I don't have anything against you guys, but I just think that the "Ultimate showdown" boardwar could be better used as toilet paper. (The video was fairly good, but this boardwar... NO GODDAMIT! NO!)

Edit2:

(Screw in the U.S.= the F-word)

Well I know that.

[ShatteredFaith]

Ill join as a sniper, packing a sniper rifle with rounds capable of punching through the earth, 6 times, without loosing velocity. Yeah. >.>

[Red Fox]

*Bows to the BW* I missed this so damn bad. *Cries*

Ok now i'm better so here we go.

Name: Shas'el Kor'el AKA Ranker
Reason: Well i think Tau are badass and a cross breed is evil. Also MERC FTW!!!111
Weapons: Pulse Rifle, Pulse Carbine. (Suit) Plasma rifle, Fusion Blaster, Flamer, Burst Cannon
Armor: Fire Warrior Armor, XV 8 Crisis Battle Suit (Customized)
Strengths: Long range combat and Air Assault.
Weakness: Close range and snipers.

Story: After finally modifying his suit for air combat with a cutomized jetpack and wings. Ranker haeded back for T'au but hit a warp storm that sent him into the Warp. Inside the Warp he met a former contestant at a coffe house(WTF worthy) named Jowy who pointed him to the city. Now he is in the city to test out his new suit.

[crawford'n'co]

Hmm, heart has been ripped in half be Lord of the Rings and Tau empire. Which one do I choose..... Lord of the Rings of course!!

Name: Witch King of Angmar
Weapons: Dual balled War Flail, Morgal Blade
Armour: Some crazy suit of godlike armour.
Why you chose this character: He is the pwnage of all Lord of the Rings. At least in my standards. If he wants, he will go ride a fell beast and watch over the battle and rupture everyones eardrums.
Allegience:Villain
Quote: "No Living man can kill me!"
Strengths: Umm read the quote. Hes also an amazing close combat fighter.
Weaknesses: KEEP THE WOMEN AWAY!!!! nuff said.

Backstory/ reason for involvement: When Eowyn killed him, He really teleported through real-time / space and ended up here. So now he wants to conquer this world in that name of Sauron.

[BeserkWraithlor]

Lots of powergaming. That's the point. Our characters are gods bestriding the earth, flipping around with the ability to defeat millions with but a glance. Millions of lesser mortals, at least...

That might cause A flamewar. Thats a good idea, but might not be a good execution.

NO NUKES WARPS MISSLES OR OTHER WEAPONS THAT CAUSE WIDE SPREAD DEVASTION. This one sorta explains itself.

That pretty much defeats the fact of being ultra godlike, if you can kill millions in just a snap, than why ban nukes???

NO GOD LIKE CHARACTERS. Powerful characters?? Yes Insane moves?? Yes Destorying entire cities with one look and controling millions of people?? No

hmmmmm......................... *reads first quote* *beserkwraithlor gets confused*

I think you need to change the rules, before somebody on this forum will suffer severe brain damage from confusion.

10. TAKING OVER NPC VEHICLES IS NOT ALLOWED. YOu may destroy them however...

What is the reason for this rule? Its not gonna imbalance this game. This boardwar series has always amazed many people, so i am gonna join the badwagon.

anyways,



I will try out this BW and see if I like it. I give everything a chance. :Pint:

Character Profile
Name: Newbie Hunter (Uber Illidan)
Weapons:2 Shadowblades. Hacked into the Counter Strike world and took an AWP. Hes an uber sniper now.
Armour: Demon Hide
Why you chose this character: Demon Hunter from WC3 was imbalanced and overpowered, imagine that he can do in BWs! He looks cool and can turn into a sweet demon.
Allegience:Night Elves and naga/demons
Quote:"none may challange me!"
Strengths:A demon that shoots fires of doom, and can drain your magic powers. He can also dodge attacks with his skills.
Weaknesses:Nerf wand. Frost blades. Holy stuff. VERY ADDICTED to magic.

[Red Fox]

A small request for the first thing the Duex Ex Machina to spit out. May i ask that the first things we kill from it are Nazi's lead by Hitler himself. Ive always wanted to kill Hitler in a BW.

[BeserkWraithlor]

Chuck Norris must die too! Hes an aging old internet fad. I always wanted to slay him.

[Klaus88]

I don't believe it. The first post I ever saw in the boardwar forums by Bezerk Warithlor was in the second ultimate showdown and it was an example of powergaming?

Do you share your profile with someone?

Also read the first two threads to get an idea how this is supposed to work.

And wouldn't you agree that blowing up the stage of the fighting with a nuke is kinda boring?

And no I don't really take requests but I'll do it if you promise not to vanish after the first two posts you make.

[BeserkWraithlor]

Yes, that was me, i was new to BWs. I will not just banish from the BWs like last time.

Do you share your profile with someone?

No, I just do weird things.

But back then I was a newbie, I might be better this time around.

[Warmaster Death]

Name:Scorpion
Weapons:Spear
Armour: cool looking ninja-ish
Why you chose this character:just to kick some FF arse...Mortal Kombat forever!
Allegience: (Hero/ Villian/ none
Quote:well, try Immortal, by Adema, and the songs video clip.
Strengths: Is awesome, can do all sorts of crazy stuff
Weaknesses: is quite fond of cooking, and with often divulge from killing for a long time to bake a cake, that and he has no ranged weapons whatsoever.

Backstory/ reason for involvement: Scorpion noticed that the FF games were more sucessful than the MK ganmes, so in a Desperate bid for fans he joined the showdown.

[Akranadas]

Name: Khorne Blood Champion Hykal,
Weapons: Bolt Pistol, Chainaxe, Grail
Armour: Deamon Gifted Power Armour
Why you chose this character: Blood Champion, Need I say more?
Allegience: Villian, Evil, Hates everyone
Quote: "Your Blood Is Mine!"
Strengths: Hykal is totally focused on fighting, nothing else matters than spilling blood in the name of Khorne
Weaknesses: Blood, He must have his fill and upon seeing some blood he has the urge to drink it at any cost

Backstory/ reason for involvement: Hykals past is filled with blood, his future will be filled with blood, he's involved for blood.

[Lestaki]

Warmaster Death, I charge ye heretic, and verily I will slay ye. Looks like we've got a vendetta right here...

Welcome aboard, Bezerk. The rules basically mean if Klaus says its power gaming, it is. :cowboy: We've had God in this BW at one point. I think we hit him with a warp missile. Just think, insanely powerful, and yet concievably beatable...

[Klaus88]

NOTE: I'm try to be fair about powergaming but I'm not gonna be handing out too many second chances here people. If you powergame (out of the very broad limits of this boardwar) I WILL slam a warp missle into your character's arse.

[AMARDA]

YAY! One of these.

Character Profile
Name: Mr Fixit
Weapons: Wrench
Armour: Hard Hat
Why you chose this character: Hes been in 3 of these Board Wars
Allegience: none
Quote: "I'm here to fixit.
Strengths: Fixing Stuff
Weaknesses: None

Backstory/ reason for involvement: Mr Fixit knows one of these equals alot of repairs, Repairs = Money.

[Klaus88]

So I think we might be just about ready to start this boardwar. What do you guys think?

[Red Fox]

*Announcer Voice*LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

[BeserkWraithlor]

I am locked and loaded.

[Grim666]

Name: Lucian the Deathbringer
Weapons: A pair of lightning claws
Armour: Daemonically Gifted Terminator Armor with a Personal Teleporter
Why you chose this character: Terminator Armor you say? The ability to slaughter many with lightning claws? SWEET!
Allegience: Evil, Chaos
Quote: "Crush! Kill! Rip them limb from limb!"
Strengths: Lots of close combat ability thanks to gifts from the chaos gods, his terminator armor and his lightning claws. His terminator armor will provide him with ample protection against alot of blows.
Weaknesses: No ranged weaponry, his personal teleporter takes much time to charge after use.
Backstory/ reason for involvement: Lucian takes any chance he gets to slay the followers of the false emperor... or anyone who gets in his way.

[Warmaster Death]

well, if scorpion dies, ill just be an elite helghast soldier.

So we do indeed have a vendetta...

[Akranadas]

Hykal Jogged into the Ring (I assume this is like a galatoral battle?), holding his chainsword in hand along with his bolt pistol. He was chanting "Blood for the blood god" softly under the convolsons of pure chaos.

He armour was already covered in blood, from a interviewer who accidently got a paper cut...bad mistake, hykal was drinking his blood before he even fully died, such is the life of a chaos champion.

[BeserkWraithlor]

Illidan pulled out his 2 shadowblades. He lit himself on fire, scaring and burning all around him. He sniped an NPC person in the head, and stabbed a nearby NPC in the chest, and sliced off his head. Blood spewed out everywhere.

In the distance, he saw a large armored figure. He was carrying a large pistol and a chain /like weapon. He was drinking the blood of the interviewer. He charged at him, and the Khrone Beserker spotted him. He slashed at him, but his armor was too tough, he stabbed his leg, but his armor simply was too strong.

Hykal whipped Illidan with his pistol, and Illidan flew 10 feet back and was wounded.

Illidan whispered "vengeance is mine".

[Akranadas]

"Your Blood Is Mine!" Hykal Screamed as he ran at Illidan, then in the coner of his eye he noticed a corspe covered in blood, Hykal could resist, he need to drink the blood. So he broke off his attack and ran to the body, grabed his grail and filled it.

"Ah! Blood of the Inocennt will run through my veins!" he yelled as he drank

[Lestaki]

"Yaaa.... ow. Crap." Zell forced himself up. "Hey... this isnt the cafeteria. Aww, crap. I hate it when this happens." He stood up and scratched his head, looking around. Some strange stationary Garden was locked in mortal combat with a screaming horde of... here even Zell's legendary lack of imagination couldn't bend the words of his world this far... many many very odd Guardian Forces in screaming battle followed by a lot of very diminutive Iron Giants carrying exceptionally odd, screaming guns and moving swords and stuff. Big flying things like the Ragnarok crashed throuhg the skies, blowing each other up, and on the distant horizon a really big, like, bigger than usual Iron Giant battled with another Iron Giant, firing burning streams of magic which bounced off Reflects and consumed hundreds of people in flame.

"Aww, crap," Zell repeated. Then a swarm of Chaos cultists started attacking him, provoking a lightning defence. He lunged forwards and kicked one into a wall, killing the man instantly, then blurred forwards, fists flashing as he felled one after the other, regardless of the fact that they had knives, swords and laspistols and he had his trusty fists. He parried the occasional blade-strike with his gauntlet, and that was about it. They were only NPCs, after all...

[Salty]

((Name: Death
Reason: I read too much Terry Pratchett
Age: Since the dawn of life
Weapon: None. That scythe is most certainly not a weapon for killing...
Armour: None. Robe.
Strengths: Nowt.
Weaknesses: Nein

Quote: "YES, YOU'RE HAVING A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE," he said, relaxing on a deckchair nearby, flicking through the pages of Gardening Monthly. "THAT MEANS I'M HAVING A NEAR-HUMAN EXPERIENCE. CARRY ON..." ))



Death, the Death, the Grim Reaper or Holyshiiieaaaaargh! as some preferred to call him, was rather busy at the moment. Within a quarter of a second, he would be needed on Vyclon V, Cystern Prime and Ganimoth XI. Within the next quarter, he would have to return to Bitorn XX, Storad IX... the list went on.

The work was far too difficult these days. Due to that bloody 'Nightbringer', the legion of Deaths had been downsized and the Death of Earth now had to fill in for the Deaths of an entire galaxy - a galaxy now consumed by war. Death was having to deliver death a hundred million times daily, and ride numerous apocalypses with the equally tired War ("There isn't a single bloody sentient in this galaxy that doesn't have grudge"), Pestilence ("Who is this Nurgle guy anyway?") and Famine ("The guy who conned the term 'an army marches on its stomach' should be put up against the wall and shot...")

The only advantage was the fact that his old friend, Time, had given him a bit of a chance. "After all," he reasoned, "if you're just going to throw those bloody handcrafted hourglasses over your shoulder in a hurry like you did back in the Eldar empire, the least I could do is give you a chance to bring them back in one piece. One piece, mind. They're bloody expensive."

This was the reason why Death could see himself all over the battlefield and also why he had hourglasses piled in a heap just behind the Light's Hope Chapel in the 21st Western Courtyard and why a group kept appearing every once in a while to top up with.

He took a bit of time out to pick his teeth with his scythe and observed a battle between some bizarre martial artist and a group of spikey freaks with no hair.

HMM... THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A GOOD TIME LEFT, Death observed of the martial artist as one of his past (or future? It was too complicated...) selves unbound a couple of cultist's souls with one swipe. The current Death finished picking his teeth and flicked away a piece of dust that had appeared in his eye socket. THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO WATCH... JUST AS LONG AS I COME BACK AND TAKE AWAY THE NEXT FEW THOUSAND SOULS.

He relaxed against a bulkead and prepared to enjoy the show.

[Akranadas]

Hykal lifted his head away from his bloody drink and there standing in front of him were some humans, standing there holding make shift weapons.

"I'm here to slay you" one of the said in a scared voice

"You look like you've got tonnes of blood" Hykal said as he fired his pistol, striking 2 of the mob, killing them. The others then charged into fight Hykal, but they were cut down by Hykal's chainaxe. And when their was no more to kill, he feasted on their Blood, splashing it over his armour, turning it into a sickly red.

"Blood for the Blood god. Blood For The Blood God! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" he shouted as he toasted to Khorne.

[Lestaki]

Zell stared at the bezerker in some bemusement. "Hey, hey hey! That's wasn't called for! And... ow... what are you doing to his face? And why are you drinking their blood! That's just not nice! Ah, screw this! Hey, you! Come on then! Bring it on!"

Zell charged, dropkicking Hykal to get his attention and lashing out with a volley of blows that made the Khornate literally unbalanced to accompny the state of his phyche. Then he leapt back and settled into a defensive stance, gloves curling to reveal the metal studs beneath. "Come on! Bring it on!"

[Red Fox]

OOC: If it is like last time this entire BW takes place in a city or other place large enough for us to get around in. We can just say that their is a random roman coloseum in it if thas cool with Klaus.

Ranker's XV8 droped out of the Orca dropship that was quickly shot down by a random SAM. 5 more SAM's shot out at him and he decided to test the suits abilities. Two wings depolyed form the jet pack as he turned around and opened up with his burst cannon shooting a SAM out of the sky as he rolled to dodge another. Going into a dive the 4 missles followed him until he turned around right before hitting the group and opened up with all his weapons obliterating the missles.

The suits wings went back into the jetpack as Ranker tested its limits. "Good thing I added more jets to this thing...Lets test out the overdrive." Ranker said as his jetpack began to glow blue. The suit shot out at a high speed. Ranker only saw the surroundings as a blur until the jetpack overheated and shut down. He was inside an arena of some sort and saw chaos cultist and a few other figures their. He let out a flare from his flamer and hid inside the flames.

[Akranadas]

Hykal turned to this being

"You dare is distrub me whislt I drink with Khorne?" he shouted "You will pay with your Blood!"

Hykal now charge at Zell, Firing his bolt pistol wildly and holding his chainaxe in the air, but as he closed in and before he could swing the axe with full force, Zell made a quick
hit on Hykal, it only had a mild affect, and Hykal could taste Zell's blood already, as he reacted with a punch from his bolt pistol, knock Zell back.

"Ah hah haahaha!" Hykal Laughed Chaotical "Your Blood is as good as mine!"

[crawford'n'co]

"It seems I am a bit late for the fun," said the Witch King, walking into the arena aside his Felbeast. The felbeast, which he had proceded to nickname Teeth, saw some dead bodies and flew over and proceded to eat them, to the dismay of Hykal. The Witch King walked over to the two combatants, and, not realising it though, as he was swinging his flail, about to hit Hykal, it smashed into a NPC about to attack him from behind. The man flew across the arena with a very very compact chest. Becasue of this disturbance, the flail missed Hykal and instead hit a group of NPC's about to attack them. "JUST STOP GETTING IN MY WAY ALREADY!" screamed the Witch King.

[Lestaki]

OOC: I think this is the Horus Heresy.

IC: "Yeah, great this is worse than the time when Squall and Rinoa were making out in the fricken' flower field while I had to stop the entire Galbadrian army at the front gates," Zell said to no one in particular. "Just my bloodly luck. Oh, and that evil laughter is so overwhelmingly cliche. Ultimeca did that too. Didn't flatter her at all."

He frowned and punched through a bunch of NPCs that tried to swarm over him. "Hey, ya know, these are getting in our way," he said to the Witch King. "Would you mind holding them off while we beat the crap out of each other? No? Fine, be that way." Ignoring his wound, Zell leapt back, casting Protect on himself, smiling as the shining blue barrier manifested. That would be useful. "Okay, your turn," he said cheerfully. "What? Why you looking at me like that? Turn based combat? Or are you people barbarians? Yeah, you're barbarians, aren't you? Yeah. Never mind."

[Akranadas]

I can see him moving an talking but why can't I move, evil Magic! no that can't be it...huh I can move now? Oh No! I'm stuck in a Board War!

Hykal sliced a NPC down,

[BeserkWraithlor]

Illidan got back up on his feet, and screamed in rage. He shot out demon bolts at the human NPCs, there pistol and rifles fell to the ground and they were burned alive. More NPCs arrived, and they shto a barrage of bullets at him, but he simply blocked them with his blade, and tossed his blade and killed an NPC, and than burned them all.

Illidan spotted the Khrone Beserker and yelled "REVENGE!"

The Beserker simply laughed, and shot him once with his botl pistol. The bullet sank into Illidan's flesh and he fell. The Beserker laughed, and cut his stomich and chest with his chainaxe. Than black lighting flashed, and Illidan transformed into a Demon!

He was bigger, and looked like the shadow of satan himself. He shot bolts of demon fire, and killed about 60 NPCs around him.

The beserker escaped in Illidan's beserk frenzy.

[Klaus88]

OOC: To be specific it's set during the battle of terra in the Horus hersay, right next to the Emperor's palace.

The chaos legions stormed forward towards the imposing palace of the emperor.

Tracers were flying everywhere and huge explosions wiped out full squads of both loyalists and traitor marines.

Titans of both sides unleashed awesome firepower.

The wave of chaos marines drew closer and closer shouting,
"DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! NOTHING CAN STOP US!"

Suddenly a voice boomed out of nowhere, and brought the huge wave of chaos attackers to a halt.

"GOOD EVENING SHOWDOWNERS! THE ULIMATE SHOWDOWN SPECIAL ADDITION HAS BEGUN!"


The chaos marines milled around for a bit trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

"What was that?" Asked a marine.

"I don't know but I have a sudden feeling of impending doom." Said another.

That was right when the boardwarers warped in.

Five mintues later.

The showdown had only just started but already fifty chaos marines where dead along with a large number of cultists.

The commander of the leading chaos marines cursed. Just his bloody luck. Everything had been going well and then a bunch of people who seemed oddly reslient to any form of attack had appeared and slaughtered his leading units.

"DAMNIT GET US SOME SUPPORT!" Shouted the leader into his vox.

Several tanks moved forward to deal with the unexpected guests, supported by iron warriors.

Meanwhile the imperial fists and Blood angels were going WTF basically and trying to figure out why the chaos marines weren't closing in.

[BeserkWraithlor]

Illidan, in this beserk demon form tore off a cultist's head and chucked his head at a person, and then he shot demon bolts and blew them apart. He flew, and thrusted his blade into a cultist's skull and than stole a cultist plasma gun, and melted the chaos marines until the plasma gun overheated and he tossed it into a crowed and all of terra saw a large purple flash.

[Klaus88]

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SHOWDOWN HAS GOTTEN OFF TO A-" Annonced the annoncer from his lair.

There was a huge crashing and banging followed by lots of gunfire and explostions behind him, along with what sounded like swords hitting people.

"Hey could you lackeys keep it quiet back there! I know the NPCs need to be kept in line with brute force sometimes but that sounds excessive!" Shouted the annoncer without looking behind him.

Someone tapped him on the shoulder.

"Look I said-" Began the annoncer as he turned around in his seat.

The lair was a mess. There were dead bodies, and bullet holes everywhere.

There was also a figure in jackboots wearing a cape and hood that concealed his face pointing a pistol at the annoncer.

There were soem very dangerous looking ninjas behind him along with what looked like Waffen SS troopers.

"This is a hostile takeover. Ve have decided to eject you from the postition of annoncer." Said the figure as he hit a button on the control panel.

The emergency exit seat engaged and the annoncer was rocketed out of his chair to land... some time soon but not in this post.

The figure waited until the seat had reset itself then he sat down.

*Insert canned evil laughter here*


EDIT: One more thing NOBODY CAN ENTER THE LAIR! NOBODY! cept me.

[Red Fox]

Ranker jeted out from his fire wall and began opening up on Spacemarines of both kinds. Now it is highly against Tau to openly kill an enemy but Ranker just plain and simple didn't like humans. Some called him Racisist and he called them stupid. A squad of hevily armed Loyal Spacemarines got close by only to be mowed down by a fusion blaster and plasma rifle. Ranker pick up one and threw it at a cultist crushing him. He saw the tanks roll up and dashed in. A voice in the air said, "Within 6" 2d6 Armorpen" as Ranker unleashed fusion blaster rounds into tanks. A lucky Predator caught him of gaurd and fired sending his shields up and him flying.

When the smoke cleared he was lying next to a human in a jacket, some crazy guy in a black cloak and another human in power armor. Getting up he looked at them all and said, "Alright which one of you guys is first to die?"

EDITOOC: WOOT!

[crawford'n'co]

'Wtf is with me and getting teleported to alternate dimensions? But these might serve Sauron quite well. JOIN ME BROTHERS IN CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!!" The chaos marines cheered when they heard this, and immediatly redouble their effort to kill the boardwarrers. The Witch King quickly ran into the fray and started attacking what ever fell into his line of sight. Teeth was up on top of a building spire when suddenly a rocket hit the spire. Teeth flew off, and picked up the space marine that shot at him, and slowly dismembered the man. A space marine charged at Teeth, only to be disemboweled and then eaten. Another charged from behind to be hit with Teeth's tail, and to go flying into some chaos marines. Meanwhile, a chaos terminator charged at the Witch King, to actually last some time more than the otehr pitiful wretches that had been unlucky enough to confront him. The terminator jumped at the Ringwraith, only to have the morgul blade go straight through hsi armour and into his heart. 'Join the dark lord!" commanded the Witch King. The daemon that was waiting for this moment burst out of the man and attacked the witch king. The daemons claws sliced into the witch king, only to be repelled by some magical force. The witch king then proceded to bash in the daemons skull.

[Klaus88]

The chaos marines that actually joined in with the witch king formed a small minority.

The majority of the chaos marines continued to try and kill the boardwarers.

"Now now ve can't have that." Said the dark figure as he switched on the Deus Ex machina machine.

The witch king found himself surrounded by deadly FEMALE amazon warriors all focusing on him.

OOC: NO SCREWING WITH THE NPCS! THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO KILL YOU EQUALLY! YOU CAN'T TELL THEM WHO THEY SHOOT AT!

and you can kill the amazons without any penality Elite-Zealot. But you must reread the damn rules.

[crawford'n'co]

OOC: all I ever did was yell something at them.
IC: Teeth spotted his master in trouble and quickly disengaged teh marines he was fighting to come help him. "Oh shit" said the witch king. Teeth disemboweled one, hit another with his tail, ate another, and picked up the remaining 4 in his talons. "DAMN YOU" he shouted up at the sky.

[Red Fox]

Ranker saw the minor distraction of Chaos forces and decided to piss them off a little more. He set his mech to face them then hit the little red button. For the next 2 mins all the rage of an extremely jerry rigged XV8 Crisis battle suit fell upon any thing in front of it. Terminators became giant soup cans and normal marinels swiss cheese. Chaos Cultist were fused together by plasma rounds and an unlucky Titan was braught down by a random Thunderbolt Transport which got hit by the fusion blaster. With the distinct cliking of all of his weapons Ranker hit the emergancy cooldown and Phase in weapons. The flamer was replaced by another burst cannon and the fusion blaster by a missle pod.

Turning back to the 2 scuffling humans and said "Now that we dont have any distractions for the next 3 or so minuets lets get around to killing eachother now."

[Warmaster Death]

Scorpion Stepped forwards, Flicking his Spear out,bowling over all the other contestants
"GET OVER HERE!" he roared

[crawford'n'co]

The witch king quickly turned to block a strike from an Assault Terminator, then bashed his helmet in with a few strikes. He then went to hit another man, but in the process of swinging his flail, he hit four other space marines behind himself. They simultaniously learned how to fly. A marine that escaped his wrath, kicked him in the back, sending him flying fowards into some boardwarriors. "Stay the freak away from me!" he yelled, jumping onto Teeth adn flying away. Teeth let out a screech/roar, pausing the battle in the general area, then proceded to carve miniature pathways through the battlers with his talons and tail. A marine shot at them from teh ground, though it was utterly useless, and pissed them off. Teeth flew back down, grabbed the poor man by the leg, and proceded to let him dangle there for the next few moments.

[Lestaki]

"Yeah! Yeah, you want some too huh? Come on, you punk! No smallass Iron Giant is gonna bring me down! For Garden! FOR SeeDS! FOR GARDEN!" Screaming what must have sounded like the lamest warcry in the history of the universe, Zell leapt towards the Tau battlesuit. The burst cannon slashed at him with a storm of shots, but most were deflected by the Protect and the rest merely scorched the GF-enhanced skin. Grimacing from the pain, and not waiting for the missile pod to start pulling its weight, Zell dragooned onto the thing and started kicking it very hard in the head. Normally, this would only give the kicker a sore foot, but he was Zell Dincht, man! He wasn't sure whether the head was a vital system or not, but he was gonna kick it anyway. "FOR SEEDS AND GARDEN!"